I'm back with a one shot from my 'Butters and the Imps' AU and I would like to say that Spantidem7 gave me a good idea, but I had this idea before finishing the original story, don't get me wrong, I like your idea but I thought this would be cool.
South Park Colorado (Before events of my original story)
Eric Cartman was sitting on his couch, eating junk food and watching trash on TV, all his friends abandoned him after Kenny stood up for Butters. Cartman decided to go outside for some fresh air, even though he only cared about himself, he still felt lonely, even though he though his friends were a**holes, he still missed them. He stood outside and looked to the black, starless sky, then he swore he could hear the clomping of hood feet 'I must be going insane, why would a goat or cow be in my backyard' Cartman thought. Then something hit him hard in the back of the head "What the f*ck" Cartman muttered, he turned around to see a Imp grinning down at him holding a bat "Wow kid you took that a chump, so holds still and we might make this a bit quicker then Mr. Tenderman told us" The demon said a couple of smaller Imps behind, one with a shotgun, the other with a dagger "Normally I wouldn't condone brutal killings, but after reviewing your rap sheet, I don't think you deserve it, Satan I feel bad for that poor Scott Tendorman" The white-haired Imp said. The white-haired one shot at him, but due to Cartman's above average acrobatic skills he dodged the bullets, much to the annoyance of the hairless Imp "Erik I finish your- OW" Lyan Cartman said before taking a bullet to the stomach, giving Cartman enough time to escape. The commotion stopped them team in their tracks Blitzo scolded Moxxie, but after a few minutes they got back on track, Cartman had already dashed out the door, Moxie put Mrs. Cartman out of her misery by shooting her in the head, he felt bad, the group split up, then Moxxie was able to track down Cartman, Cartman slashed at him with his claws then dashed away again, but Moxxie was able to get a shot on the kids leg before he ran out of sight, all Moxxie could do is hope that was enough to kill him
North Park Colorado present day
Cartman got up from his frameless bed, he lived in a small cabin in a small town, he worked a underpaid job at a city sushi, he had no TV and barley had enough to feed himself, he summoned the woodland critters so he could maintain sanity, but he was still wondering if they helped or made it worse. But today was different, he was finally able to find a way to enter the nether realm and meet an old friend of his, Cartman opened the portal to the nether realm, then he enter a dungeon to find his old titanic friend "Cthulhu old friend, it's certainly been a long time" Cartman said as he motioned the woodland critters to break the beast out of it's containment, which they did and now the near unstoppable monster was free. Ready to wreak havoc once again.
South Park Colorado Skeeter's bar
The m&ms were at Skeeter's bar for a quick break. It had officially been 13 months and 3 weeks since they had adopted Butters after their client had neglected to tell them that his parents had a son. But it was secretly a blessing in disguise, because they had the best son they could have asked for. Butters was polite and well mannered, and proved he could be an asset in a fight. Though Millie's parents didn't exactly approve of their choice to adopt the blonde boy, they thought the same of Moxxie marrying Millie, but they went through with it anyways. Butters was the heart and soul of the I.M.P. team needed, he helped the group get along better and work better as a team, it was truly impossible to hate him. Millie saw two of her closest friends in town coming up to the bar "Hey Randy, Hey Dale" Millie said "How are you guys doin?" Millie asked as they sat down Dale answered first "I would be doin good, if they didn't take my job!" Dale said annoyed "They took yer jerb!" Skeeter called out "They took meh jerb!" Dale said "Sorry about that Dale, why did they fire you?" Moxxie asked "They replaced me with immigrants, they always take my d*mn job" Dale complained "Life"s treating me well, but Sharen is still pissed at me for getting drunk a scratching up her car, I have to sleep on the couch for the rest of the week" Randy said "Maybe you should take AA classes Randy" Moxxie said, he winced when Millie pinched him.
Butters, along with Kenny, Wendy, Stan, and Kyle were fighting the city ninja service, who were hired to kill them 5 months ago "Time to die!" Lu Kim said as he threw ninja stars at Kenny (Mysterion) who skillfully dodged them, Stan hit one ninja in the face with a screw and Wendy beat another down with her selfie stick "actually mr. Kim we have a little something for you" Butters said pulling out a envelope, Mr. Kim opened it to find the 5k they needed to get them off their backs, at least for now "Okay, you safe for now, but still watch your backs, ok city ninja's we can go home now" Lu Kim said as he passed out the split amount of money to his comrades. "Bye Mr. Kim see you tomorrow for work" Kenny said "See you tomorrow labor boy" Mr. Kim said as he dashed off.
They group of five got lunch at their local McDonalds and went to the park to eat, like normal it was cold as f*ck outside. Wendy was shivering in her purple tank top and short pink shirt and was cuddled close to Stan, who constantly poked and tickled her "Stan, stop" Wendy said through giggles she got up but Stan wrapped his arms around Wendy pinning her arms to her sides, but Wendy elbowed him in the chest them pushed him to the ground and pulled his arm behind his back "Okay Wendy, I'm sorry" Stan said, Wendy giggled and let go, then kissed Stan on the cheek. "You guys are gross," Kyle said. "If you thought they were lovey-dovey, you should see my parents," Butters said, taking a bite of his burger. Then they all heard their phones ringing, each of them heard one of the other members of the freedom pals, but the other end distorted and went out. Then they saw a big group of people crowded near the middle of town, but then Wendy looked up and saw what the big deal was there was a titanical monster with green skin and tentacles for a mouth "Cthulhu" Kenny said, Moxxie and Millie also were wondering what the heck was going on, this was the first time they saw the creature, but Kenny saw it before, he knew there is only one person who could've took control of the creature "Cartman" Stan said, now shaky.
Speaking of which Cartman was riding on the creatures back then she got his stethoscope and saw the freedom pals that he didn't already send to the nether realm, "You know what to do" Cartman said, Cthulhu nodded then he started to send the group of five to hell. The group started distorting, but Kenny managed to push Butters out of the way just in time to save him, Moxxie pulled the blonde back and saved him while the other four distorted into hell. Then Cthulhu flew away from the town, Cartman decided to destroy the white house as well as other famous landmarks and eventually commit world domination. Butters knew that he needed to stop Cartman, but his team was gone, so he was going to need a new one "Mom, Dad, we need to get uncle Blitz and cousin Loona, we need all the help we need to stop Cartman!" Butters said, Millie wrapped her arms around him and stroked his hair "Calm down we will figure something, did you say Cartman, as in Eric Cartman?" Millie asked "Yes" Butters answered "I thought you killed Erik Cartman, Moxxie?" Millie asked as she turned to Moxxie, Moxxie gave a nervous grin "Weeeell" Moxxie said, Millie became annoyed with her husband "Moxxie, I love you but f*ck" Millie said, Butters scrambled to his feet "We need to get the others and stop Cartman before he kills more people" Butters said 'Butters is right' a telepathic voice said, the trio turned around to see Timmy "Thanks Timmy, due you think your mind manipulation powers can control Cthulhu?" Butters asked 'I'm not sure, but we have to try' Timmy said telepathically holding a finger to his temple "Let's get this f*cker" Millie said
Nether realm
Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Wendy woke up to find themselves in some weird place they couldn't quite piece together "What the hell?" Stan said as he got to his feet then some lazer beam fired right about Kyle's head, they looked over and to see who or what attacked them "Oh god, not these guys" Stan said as he saw the creatures approaching them, it was the woodland critters, they fought them before, when Cartman took over town and sent the creatures after them. "Hey there kids, Ericy told us about you, and he said if we murder you we will be able to summon the prince of darkness himself, heeuk" Beary said as they others came out from behind him. "Guys don't do this Cartman only cares about himself" Kenny said "Well that's not a nice thing to say about your old friend, maybe we should teach you a lesson" Deary said in a soft voice, all the woodland critters talked in cartoony voices, like old disney characters or old cartoons characters in general. "Hail Satan!" they all said in unison, they four heroes readied their battle stances, this was going to be tough.
Butters house, South Park Colorado
"Moxxie you idiot, you couldn't kill the little sh*t!" Blitzo yelled as he scolded Moxxie, who sat twiddling his thumbs "I'm s-sorry sir" Moxxie said "That's not going to cut it, I am taking this out of your paycheck" Blitzo said "Let's talk about this later, we can't let Cartman get away this time, we need to make sure he is gone for good" Butters said while he was pacing back in forth "Butters is right, we can be mad at Moxxie for lying later, we need to stop this little pr*ck first" Millie said "Ok, let's think of a game plan, that kid is pretty fat, he isn't going to stand a chance against us without his little or I guess not so little Pet" Blitzo said. They made a plan, they split into two groups, one used the portal to get on Cthulhu, and the other went off to help the freedom pals who were stuck in the nether realm.
1 hour later (Cartman and Cthulhu)
Butters, Moxxie, Millie, and Timmy walked through the portal and they cornered Cartman "This is it Cartman, this ends today" Butters said, there was very few people Butters would wish death upon, but he knew Cartman needed to go, he had all his gadgets on him and was ready to rumble. "Come at me p*ssys'' Cartman antagonized "Timmy now!" Moxxie called out to the kid in the wheelchair, Timmy summoned a shield that spawned around him and Butters ``Wait what's going on?" Butters asked "Son we can't have you getting hurt, just stay in there and we will take you of Erik, Timmy don't let him out" Moxxie said as he loaded his rifle and turned to the racoon vigilante and Millie drew her blades, Butters knew Cartman was more dangerous than his appearance "Mom, dad, no!" Butters called back, but the M&Ms kept their backs toward him and rushed Cartman, but he just leapt over the two then landed on his feet and clawed at Moxxie with his leather gloves with hooked needles at the fingertips, which ripped ripped Moxxie's overcoat to shreds and made a few fresh wounds then kicked the male Imp to the ground, Millie retaliated with a kick, sending Cartman back "B**ch!" Cartman said as he leaped to his feet, Millie went at him with her mace, but as she brought her weapon down, Cartman backflipped out of the way, Cthulhu groaned at the small pain. Then Cartman dashed then kicked Millie back, Millie lost her weapon and Cartman clawed away at her skin, her wounds were more severe due to her more revealing clothing. Moxxie got to his feet but Cartman grabbed him and tossed him like a ragdoll and Moxxie was left hanging on the side of cthulhu, struggling to keep himself from falling. Then Cartman approached Millie to give a finishing blow, then he saw her bra through the cuts of her crop-top, he looked over to Butters with a wicked smile, Butters remembered when he and Kenny got into Cartman's diary and there was a page rating all of the kid's moms ugliest to hottest, it was really gross, he felt bad for Jimmy and Craig, whose moms were on the top of the list. Butters felt something inside him snap, "Timmy," Butters said "I have a plan"
Nether realm
Kenny stood shaking, still facing the demonic creatures, Kyle, Stan, and Wendy were lying down behind him, with multiple burn marks, this was not looking good "Here comes the hellfire kids, heeuk" Beary said, starting to bounce around to summon meteors. Then Kenny heard a gunshot behind the critters, who jumped in response and spinned around, and saw a tall Imp and a female Hellhound a few feet taller behind him "Hello, names Blitz, the o is silent, is see you are beating up some kids here, you know, I am a pretty despicable guy too, but kids? Really?" Blitzo introduced himself "Well hey there Blitzy, our friend told us he would bring us to Satan if we killed these kids, plus its fun" Porcupiny said "Well, if we can't bribe you out of this, then we will have to do this the hard way" Loona growled as she approached slowly. This was enough to get the others to recover due to Stan's healing spray cleaner, which healed their wounds, they got to their feet, Wendy tightened her gloves and Kyle tightened the rope of the kite around his waist, they all readied their battle stances "Your outmatched, give up before you embrace yourselves" Kenny said raising his fists.
"Well we weren't expecting these guys to show up, what are we going to do now? Were in a bit of a bind Rabbity" Beary said "Don't worry beary, shucks I can just sacrifice myself" Rabitty said as he stabbed himself in the chest, giving his allies more power "Hoo-ray" Deery cheered. Loona jumped right into the fight, she kicked Beary like a football, and Kenny punched the bear as he flew toward him, he learned a while ago that enemy momentum against his foes was a great strategy. Beavery laser eyed Loona in the eyes, just further pissing her of "Gacha" Beavery said jumping out of the way of Lonna's stomp "It's about DAM time, heeuk" Then Foxy approached the Hellhound "Your no match for foxy body" Foxy said as she summoned a Pentagram and fire shot out, it didn't affect Loona in the slightest though, "Yeah, I would think you guys would be smart enough to know that hellfire doesn't affect demons, but guess not" Loona deadpanned as she stomped on the fox, she screamed but then her life was ended with a giant satisfying crunch "How could you do something so awful to us before we could do it to you?" Deary asked. Stan shanked Beary with a screwdriver and Kyle got into a laser eye match with Racoony "This is straight from Satan!", Wendy smacked Beavery with her selfie stick, knocking him down, Lonna smirked "Your pretty bad*ss, but selfie sticks are so 5 years ago" Loona teased, Wendy snickered as she beat the beaver to death. Blitzo wrapped his tail around Deery's neck and started to strangle the doe, he smirked at the creature begged for it's life between gasps "Kenny catch" Wendy called out as she threw a phone toward him, Kenny caught it and knew her plan, he threw it at Racoony, the phone blew up and the bits of the phone stabbed into his back, allowing Kyle to laser him down and kill him. Stan killed Porkuniny with his drill then met up with everybody else. Beary got up he started to summon his meteors to kill Kenny and Blitzo, but Kyle quickly reacted quickly and used his jetstream to pull the two out of the way "Stay with me", after the meteors were unsuccessful, Stan hit him between the eyes with a screw, Beary looked around to see he was alone and his allies were dead "you guys wouldn't kill me, would ya?" Bearys asked in an attempt to save his own skin. Blitzo said nothing and shot right in the forehead, finishing off the bear "Well kids, I hope what these things did to you didn't scar you for life, let's get home, Lonna" Blitzo said "Thanks man" Stan said as the portal opened up and the group walked through.
Meanwhile
Cartman pinned Millie down with his weight, he pulled his hand underneath her top, attempting to remove it. "Hey Cartman!" Butters called out, Cartman got to his feet and turned toward to face Butters, he didn't see Timmy anymore "Always thought Timmy as a coward, ok let's make this quick" Cartman said, after a staredown, Butters used his gloves to summons raw energy beam, but Cartman jumped over it a landed on top of Butters and slashed at his face, Butters kicked Cartman in the stomach and flipped on top of him and started delivering punches to his face. But Cartman got the upper hand and pinned Butters by holding his arm over his neck "Pathetic, you actually think you could actually win, you p*ssy" Cartman spat "I wasn't trying to beat you, just stalling time" Butters said with a smirk, Cartman was confused, but then he realized what was happening, too late. "It's Mintberry Crunch!" said a familiar voice, Cartman bolted up to see a certain old alien friend of his head, with the two Imps to his side "No" Cartman said in a worried tone, he blindly ran into battle and went right for Bradley who just covered Cartman in mint and Cartman's attacks did nothing, Millie nocked Butters off his feet and starting beating him all over, then she saw what he did to Butters face and just beat him harder, he had scratch marks all over his adorable face, Millie couldn't stand that. "Mom?" Butters asked "Yes honey" Millie answered "Don't kill him, yet, I have something else planned for him" Butters said. Though hesitant, she did what he said, Timmy managed to hack into cthulhu's brain and kept it still till Prince Stolas was able to open a giant portal to the nether realm "Thanks for your help Prince Stolas" Mintberry Crunch said shaking the hand of the owl prince. "Pleasures mind Crunch, I will make sure he is properly contained this time around" Stolas said before closing the portal Mintberry Crunch flew the group back home, where all of the other Freedom Pals were all back, thankfully in one piece "Is Cartman gone?" Kenny asked, Butters put his hand behind his back "Well" Butters said as he turned to Millie, Millie picked Cartman and threw him into the crowd of people "Eric Cartman, I hereby sentence you to public execution" Butters said with a wink to Kyle, who had been wronged by Cartman maybe more than Butters. Kyle looked at Butters "Wait really, you kept him alive just for us to kill him ourselves?" Kyle asked "Yup, go get'em fellas" Butters said as he turned to his family walking back home, not wanting anymore to do with Cartman for as long as they lived. Cartman saw all of his old friends looking down at cracking their knuckles, he wanted to beg for mercy, but he knew it was no use. Then they all started beating him and kicking him, Cartman let out a short scream, he spent the last moments of his life being beaten and abused, no better than how he treated people in his life, and after a while Cartman was dead, and all of the freedom pals buried him.
Later that night
Butters and Kenny were cuddled up next to each other on the floor in front of the couch. And the I.M.P. team were all sitting on the couch (Or Moxxie's new bed for the next week), well Lonna was on the floor next to the couch as well, everyone was watching the Avengers, Butters had got the group to start watching Marvel movies, he had all the movies on DVD, they were making their way down the filmography, they had been enjoying watching the movies, Moxxie wasn't a huge fan of action movies, but he did think they had great special effects and amazing acting. The town had seen the demons as heroes for taking down Cartman, Sharen Marsh was in debt to them, she was so thankful to Blitzo and Lonna for saving her son. Butters finally had the life he deserved, a loving, supportive family and partner, he was wondering where Cartman was at right now.
Nether realm, Pentagram City
Catman woke up, he had no idea where he was, he saw humanoid creatures, then he put two and two together and knew he was in hell. He looked at a glass window and saw he took the form of a humanoid raccoon, then when he focused his mind he was able to control a few Imps with his mind. One to represent his vigilante form and one to represent his manipulation skills. Then a limousine appeared by the sidewalk Cartman was standing by, then appeared a tall demon with a TV for a head approached him, Cartman backed away in self defense "Well, rumors have said of a boy that took control of Cthuhlu in all its glory" the demon said, Catman was a bit confused "You know about me?" The raccoon demon asked "Of course, you can call me Vox, and you are just the person I and my comrades could use, if you want to put those mind-control skills to good use" Vox offered, Cartman was hesitant to join someone he just met, but he had nothing to lose at this point "You have a deal" Cartman said, the shook hands, then Cartman followed Vox into the limo and the limo skidded off.
The End.
