Oh I come from a land

From a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where they cut off your ear /Where it's flat and immense

If they don't like your face /And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey-it's home!

When the wind's at your back

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down,

Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night!

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights

'Neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the , Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend.

Please, please, come closer-(Camera zooms in hitting

peddler in face) Too close, a little too close. (Camera

zooms back out to CU) to Agrabah. City of

mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this

side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down!

Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and

coffee maker-also makes Julienne fries. Will not break

(taps it on table), will not-(it falls apart)-it

broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I

have never seen one of these intact before. This is the

famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open,

makes raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins

to pan to right. PEDDLER hurries to catch it.) Wait,

don't go! (Stop pan.)I can see that you're only

interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you

would be most rewarded to consider...this wait its no ordanary rabbit it once changed the life of a princess would you like to hear the story it begins on a hot and sunny day