We faded open up that night in Sunset City where we overheard coming fighting in an alleyway. Two small robots duke it out as the P.A. blares 'More Human than Human' amongst the fighting crowd. A shogun robot used its buzzsaw to eviscerate the punk girl's robot into pieces.
Announcer: THE WINNER, BY TOTAL ANNIHILATION... EL… MACHO!
El Macho: Who's next?! Who has the guts to step into the ring with El Macho?!
People in the crowd nervously hide their robots, too scared to fight.
Peni Parker: (offscreen) Um… Can I try?
Everyone turns around to see a short, slender, 14-year-old Japanese girl, with an anime-alike face and short black hair, holding a cute little robot. She wears a school uniform, cat backpack, black socks, and dark shoes.
Peni Parker: [innocently] I have a robot. I built it myself.
Everyone laughs at her and her robot.
Announcer: Beat it, kid. House rules: You gotta pay to play.
Peni Parker: Oh. Uh... (holds up a handful of money) is this enough?
El Macho: What's your name, little girl?
Peni Parker: (shyly) Peni. Peni Parker from New York.
El Macho: Prepare your bot… Yorker.
They prepare their bots to fight.
Announcer: Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready...? FIGHT!
During the fight when it started, her robot is destroyed in seconds.
Peni Parker: That was my first fight. I-I- Ca-Can I try again?
El Macho: No one likes a sore loser, little girl. Go home.
Peni Parker: (holds a roll of money) I've got more money.
Shocked, He reluctantly places the rest of his money on the plate for a second fight.
Announcer: Fighters ready? FIGHT!
Megabot suddenly reassembles itself.
Peni Parker: (drops her "shy, innocent little girl" act) Megabot-tron, (extends her controller) destroy.
The little robot now had an evil grin. The fight begins, and the robot dodged El Macho's robot's attacks. It cut off the robot's arms and then decapitated it. After that, the little robot bowed with its happy face.
Peni Parker: Yes! It works! Ah-ha!
El Macho: But-but-how?
Peni Parker: Sorry, Macho, but looks like your bot is history.
Quagmire: Ha! He got beaten by a girl! (the crowd laughs)
El Macho: That is not possible!
Peni Parker: Hey, I'm surprised as you are. (takes her money til the crowd stops when they noticed Macho looming over her; the crowd backs away) Beginner's luck. You want to go again… (sess Macho angry) Macho?
Soon, he slams her to the wall and takes her bot.
El Macho: No one messes with El Macho! (To the Scabs) Deal with this yorker.
Peni Parker: (nervously) Hey, fellas. Let's talk about this.
As the men were closing in on the girl, a motorcycle came into the hideout. It was driven by a man named Peter B. Parker.
Peter B. Parker: Get in, kid!
Peni Parker: Perfect timing!
As she got on the motorcycle, Peter puts on helmet on her head and they drove off. Macho holds her bot, but it smacked him and went back to Peni in her backpack.
Peter B. Parker: Are you okay, kid?
Peni Parker: Yes.
Peter B. Parker: Are you hurt?
Peni Parker: No.
Peter B. Parker: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!? You go off into the city and use one of your crazy gadgets to get yourself killed?!
Peni Parker: It was only a test run. I'm sure not all of my inventions are going to get myself killed.
Jump cut to a flashback where Peni in her room working on her gadget til it blows up by one turn of her screwdriver. She was okay but covered in ash with her hair messed up. She coughs. Jump cut back out of the flashback where Peter glaring at her. She got a little nervous about that.
Peni Parker: Okay… I may have got into a little sugar rush at that time.
Peter B. Parker: (looks up ahead) Hold on!
He makes an u-turn from a dead and end was about to drive into El Macho and his Scabs. They rode a slanted plank and flew over them.
Peter B. Parker: You know, Bot Fighting is illegal here in this alleyway. You're going to get yourself arrested!
Peni Parker: I know but I finally got my invention to work! And look! (Holds out a fat wad of cash he won from the Bot Fight) It's a success! With this, I can finally make my inventions great for the world! (throws arms up victoriously) AND THERE IS NO STOPPING ME!
Suddenly, Peter stops as police cars pull up in front of them.
Officer Earl: (offscreen) Freeze, sir!
Peter B. Parker: Oh, no…
They were soon arrested and thrown in jail. Peni, in her cell, grinned embarrassingly at Peter, who in a cell crowded with the bot fight attendees, glared at him. Later, Twilight was waiting for them outside the station. The Parkers then walked out of the police department after getting arrested.
Peter and Peni: (Shamefully) Hey, Ms. Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: (Worried) Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay!
Peni Parker: We're okay, Ms. Sparkle.
Peter B. Parker: We're just fine.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh good. (grabs Peni by her ear drags her to the car) THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS THINKING?!
Peter B. Parker: (groans) Teenagers are the worst.
Twilight Sparkle: (as she tossed Peni in the car; to Peter) I told you to keep an eye on her while I'm away! You're supposed to be her brother.
Peter B. Parker: Technically, we are siblings but… she was adopted, you know. (Twilight grabs him by his ear) Ow! Ow! (drags him to the car) You have a really strong grip than MJ.
