Phoenix Wright was in town buying groceries from the supermarket. Then he had bought them, so he left the supermarket and decided to go back to the Phoenix & Co. Law Offices so he went to the nearest taxi and got in.
"Hello, taxi driver," said Phoenix.
"Hello, Uncle Phoenix!" said John Phoenix the taxi driver.
"John Phoenix! You're a taxi driver now?"
"Yes. I'm a taxi driver now because I want to make even more money."
"Ah okay," said Phoenix. "Take me to the office."
"No."
"WHAT!"
"I said no. I will not take you to your office. You need to stand on your own two feet and stop relying on me to do everything for you, Uncle! So you're going to take ME to the office"
"But-"
John Phoenix snapped his fingers and through the power of psychic, he and his uncle swapped places and Wright was the one in the driver seat and John Phoenix was in the back and John Phoenix put his feet up on the back of his uncle's seat and said "Step on it!"
So Uncle Phoenix hit the pedal and sped down the road! He was speeding, but John Phoenix did not care because if they were caught, his uncle would be the one to get fined, and they would simply not pay anyway.
Suddenly, a giant truck appeared next to theirs and it was also speeding down the road.
"AHAHAHAHA, TIME TO DIE JOHN PHOENIX!" shouted Dylan Fitchar and he tried to smash his truck into the car!
"Uncle, keep driving!" said John Phoenix and he opened the window and took out a gun!
He carefully aimed at the engine of Dylan's truck and fired! The bullet traveled across the street in slow motion before finally hitting the engine at exactly the point where it would explode if a bullet hit it and it exploded!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Dylan's allies like Ooishi and Regeria Hope and Black Texta!
But then Dylan grasped the wheel and forced the truck to skid toward the car anyway and it smashed through the driver's seat!
"YES! JOHN PHOENIX HAS BEEN CRUSHED!" Dylan cackled.
"Objection no I haven't!" said John Phoenix.
"WHAT!"
"The person who was actually in the driver's seat today... was UNCLE PHOENIX!"
John Phoenix foresaw this happening. That's why he had his uncle drive.
"NO!" Dylan Fitchar ran away.
And once he was gone, John Phoenix repaired the car and drove to the hospital where his uncle made a slow, painful recovery.
The end!
