-CHAPTER FIVE - TOWER HOUR-
Billy's new body was over halfway finished. Billy himself was getting ready to announce his intentions to the world. Michael Bay had recording equipment ready. Soon, Billy's face was on every screen in the world.
"I've come to make an announcement. The Boltvengers are bitch-ass motherfuckers! They're trying to stop my fucking plan! They're gonna be all heroic and try to stop my plan. And I say that's ridiculous! So I'm making a callout post on my ! Boltvengers, you all have tiny dicks and tits. They're like the size of this infinity brick but way smaller." Billy ranted on as he showed a simulation of his plan. It showed the country of Finland outlined. "And here's what my dong looks like: BOOM!" Billy yelled as the simulation showed a giant cannon pointing upwards. "That's right baby! All points. No spandex. No pillows. Look at it, it looks like two balls and a bong. The Boltvengers want to fuck my plan? Well guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!" Billy continued screaming as the cannon fired a beam upwards. "That's right, this is what you get. MY SUPER LASER PISS!" Billy continued as the simulation zoomed out to show Earth as a whole with the moon orbiting. "Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna PISS ON THE MOON!" Billy screamed as the simulation showed the laser blowing the moon to pieces. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BOLTVENGERS!? I'M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON YOU IDIOTS! You'll have 23 hours before the piss drrrroplets hit the Earth!" Billy yelled as the simulation showed the moon fragments hurtling towards Earth and crashing down in populated areas. Michael Bay watched in horror as he saw one of the fragments hitting where his production studio was. This was going to ruin his career!
"Now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!" Billy finished. He shot the camera and turned back to his body. Bay ran up to him.
"You said it was going to be an explosion unlike anyone has ever seen! You didn't say you were going to hurt anyone!" Bay said furiously. Billy turned to him.
"That's what humanity watches the most! Death, destruction, suffering. I'll be famous for what I've done." Billy explained. Bay didn't buy it. This had to stop now. And Bay knew how to. He waited over near the vibranium stash. The brainwashed Quartz eventually returned with the leftover vibranium that wasn't needed. Bay smirked and picked up a small chunk of vibranium and threw it at Quartz.
"Ow! Why you son of a bitch!" Quartz growled as his skin started turning green. Bay ran up and gave Quartz one good punch to the jaw. This was enough to cause Quartz to increase in mass to become the Hulk. Hulk grabbed Bay and roared loudly. As he broke through the mind control, He threw Bay at Billy.
"No one.. controls… HUUUUULK!" Hulk screamed as he threw various objects at Billy. The mortally injured Bay closed his eyes, happy that he had thrown a wrench in Billy's plans.
"His body's radiation must've overpowered the radiation of the scepter!" Billy exclaimed. And as if things couldn't get any worse, the Boltvengers crashed in and started attacking Billy.
"You idiots. I won't let this be a complete win for you." Billy yelled.
"Wo. T.H.U.N.D.E.R, get him!" Paper ordered. Multiple interior turrets commanded by T.H.U.N.D.E.R came down and started firing at Billy. Billy flew out of the tower and scanned it. He flew into a server room and chuckled as he hacked a server.
"Goodbye T.H.U.N.D.E.R." Billy said in a sinister tone. The tower defences started failing.
"W-w-w-warn-n-n-ning. Op-p-p-p-p-p-p-eratting s-s-s-s-s-system-tem-tem-tem breached-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-" T.H.U.N.D.E.R glitched out before going offline.
"Ono. Thunder…" Paper said sadly. His AI was gone.
