Luz, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Hunter: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Luz: Ohhhh-
Eda: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Eda; So you're friends now?
Luz: Yes! :)
Hunter: No.
Raine: I have a bad feeling about this...
Luz: What do you mean?
Raine: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Luz: No?
Eda: That actually explains so much.
Hunter: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Gus: That's a snake.
Hunter: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Luz: Hunter, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Gus: Hunter... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Hunter: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Gus: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Hunter: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Willow: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Hunter: I said within reason, Willow. How about I murder that guy?
Willow: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Hunter: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Willow: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Hunter: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Willow: That one. I want that one
Hunter: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Willow: I wrote you a poem.
Hunter, already crying: You did?
Darius: Can you be anymore annoying?
Hunter: Yes.
Darius: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Hunter: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Luz: *running towards Hunter with open arms*
Hunter: *moves out of the way*
Luz: Hey, why'd you move?!
Hunter: I thought you were going to attack me.
Luz: I was going to hug you!
Hunter: Why would you hug me?
Luz: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Lilith: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Hunter: What changed your mind?
Lilith: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Hunter: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Lilith: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
