Luz, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Hunter: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Luz: Ohhhh-

Eda: Both of you get out of this kitchen.


Eda; So you're friends now?

Luz: Yes! :)

Hunter: No.


Raine: I have a bad feeling about this...

Luz: What do you mean?

Raine: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Luz: No?

Eda: That actually explains so much.


Hunter: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.

Gus: That's a snake.


Hunter: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Luz: Hunter, what did you think a tiger shark was?


Gus: Hunter... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Hunter: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gus: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.


Hunter: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Willow: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Hunter: I said within reason, Willow. How about I murder that guy?

Willow: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Hunter: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?


Willow: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Hunter: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Willow: That one. I want that one


Hunter: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Willow: I wrote you a poem.

Hunter, already crying: You did?


Darius: Can you be anymore annoying?

Hunter: Yes.


Darius: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Hunter: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.


Luz: *running towards Hunter with open arms*

Hunter: *moves out of the way*

Luz: Hey, why'd you move?!

Hunter: I thought you were going to attack me.

Luz: I was going to hug you!

Hunter: Why would you hug me?

Luz: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?


Lilith: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Hunter: What changed your mind?

Lilith: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.


Hunter: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Lilith: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.