Hunter: Fuck.
Darius: We've got to work on your cursing.
Hunter: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Amity: Anyone d-
Vee: Depressed?
Camila: Drained?
Luz: Dumb?
Hunter: Disliked?
Amity: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Amity: You three, explain right now!
Vee: It was Luz.
Hunter: It was Luz.
Gus: It was Luz.
Luz:
Luz: …fuck.
Amity: I've been meaning to tell you guys something... Luz and I are dating.
Group *gasp*.
Amity: Luz why did you gasp?
Amity: Welcome back! You missed 3 murder attempts, a plague, and about 16 lawsuits.
Luz: Wha-
Vee: I wish they were joking.
Camila: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Luz: Okay, but in my defense, Hunter bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Camila: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Willow: Hey Camila?
Camila: Yeah?
Willow: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Camila:
Camila: Where's Gus?
Hunter: I have an idea.
Luz: A good idea?
Hunter: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Camila: The first time Gus opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Eda: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Raine: Oh no, that's terrible!
Eda: Did they win?
Steve: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Amity: I trusted you!
Hunter: Why?
Eda: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Eda: Luz, how do you want your coffee?
Luz: As dark and black as my soul.
Raine: *Starts choking*
Eda: So… a glass of milk?
Luz: Yeh.
Darius: When do you usually go to sleep?
Hunter: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods
Luz: So I have made the desiscion to trust you.
Hunter: A horrible desiscion really.
Amity: Dammit, Eda!
Eda: What?! It wasn't me!
Amity: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Luz
Luz: Not me either.
Amity: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Hunter: *Whistles*
Camila: What's up with Hunter? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Luz: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Camila: Why?
Lus: Willow smiled at him.
Hunter: I swear, no matter how long I've been friends with people, there's always someone who's surprised that I'm left handed.
Amity: You're left handed?!
Hunter:
Hunter: *Punches a wall*
Hunter: *Gasp*
Amity: What?
Hunter: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Amity: *Inhales*
Camila, in another room with Luz: Do you hear screeching?
*On a nature hike*
Luz: It's beautiful out here
Amity: And quiet
Willow: Too quiet...
Gus: Did we lose someone?*Cut to Hunter fighting a raccoon*
Hunter: Some people are like slinkies.
Steve: What?
Hunter: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Steve:
Steve: Please don't push Kikimora down the stairs.
Hunter, pushing Kikimora down the stairs: Too late.
