Hunter: Fuck.
Darius: We've got to work on your cursing.
Hunter: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.


Amity: Anyone d-

Vee: Depressed?

Camila: Drained?

Luz: Dumb?

Hunter: Disliked?

Amity: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...


Amity: You three, explain right now!

Vee: It was Luz.

Hunter: It was Luz.

Gus: It was Luz.

Luz:

Luz: …fuck.


Amity: I've been meaning to tell you guys something... Luz and I are dating.

Group *gasp*.

Amity: Luz why did you gasp?


Amity: Welcome back! You missed 3 murder attempts, a plague, and about 16 lawsuits.

Luz: Wha-

Vee: I wish they were joking.


Camila: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Luz: Okay, but in my defense, Hunter bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Camila: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!


Willow: Hey Camila?

Camila: Yeah?

Willow: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Camila:

Camila: Where's Gus?


Hunter: I have an idea.

Luz: A good idea?

Hunter: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.


Camila: The first time Gus opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"


Eda: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.


Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Raine: Oh no, that's terrible!

Eda: Did they win?


Steve: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.


Amity: I trusted you!

Hunter: Why?


Eda: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.


Eda: Luz, how do you want your coffee?

Luz: As dark and black as my soul.

Raine: *Starts choking*

Eda: So… a glass of milk?

Luz: Yeh.


Darius: When do you usually go to sleep?
Hunter: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods


Luz: So I have made the desiscion to trust you.

Hunter: A horrible desiscion really.


Amity: Dammit, Eda!

Eda: What?! It wasn't me!

Amity: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Luz

Luz: Not me either.

Amity: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Hunter: *Whistles*


Camila: What's up with Hunter? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Luz: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Camila: Why?

Lus: Willow smiled at him.


Hunter: I swear, no matter how long I've been friends with people, there's always someone who's surprised that I'm left handed.

Amity: You're left handed?!

Hunter:

Hunter: *Punches a wall*


Hunter: *Gasp*

Amity: What?

Hunter: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Amity: *Inhales*

Camila, in another room with Luz: Do you hear screeching?


*On a nature hike*

Luz: It's beautiful out here

Amity: And quiet

Willow: Too quiet...

Gus: Did we lose someone?*Cut to Hunter fighting a raccoon*


Hunter: Some people are like slinkies.

Steve: What?

Hunter: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Steve:

Steve: Please don't push Kikimora down the stairs.

Hunter, pushing Kikimora down the stairs: Too late.