Hello. This is the Grinch song that I turned around to be Pitch's song Lol. Every time I listen to the Grinch song I think about it as Pitch.

I hope you enjoy, and if you see something that could be re-worded to make the song match better with Pitch let me know. :)


(Song)

You're a mean one, Mr. Pitch.
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Pitch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Pitch.
Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of shadows, you've got nightmares in your soul, Mr. Pitch.
I wouldn't see you by a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Pitch.
You have fearlings in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Pitch.
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Pitch.
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Pitch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Pitch.
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Pitch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Pitch.
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you ride a crooked hoss, Mr. Pitch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!