(A/N: Okay, so in that first scene, Daisy did a pretty good job of making Bowser miserable. Let's see what she does here.)


(This scene takes place after the Broodals have stolen the Frost-Frosted Cake from the Snow Kingdom.)

Bowser was delighted when the Broodals showed up and placed the Frost-Frosted Cake on the deck of his airship.

"Wow! This has got to be the biggest cake I've ever seen!" Bowser exclaimed when he saw the cake the Broodals had delivered. He was also thinking, "And Peach said that baking a cake this big was impossible, but what does she know?! Look at the size of this thing! Now I can prove her wrong! She was just being a weenie!"

"Yeah, I reckoned we got you the best cake when we stole this." Rango replied.

"Well, you were right on the money when you thought that! Thank you so much!" Bowser said.

"No problem, Boss. Now where's our next stop?" Topper asked.

"Our next stop is... the Seaside Kingdom! That place has got the Sparkle Water I'll need for the wedding toast! Get as much of that as you can!" Bowser said.

"Yes, sir!" the Broodals chorused, saluting him before hopping back to their own airship.

"I've got to show this cake to Peach. Time to prove that she's just a weenie for saying that cakes this size cannot be baked!" Bowser said, grinning maliciously.


Meanwhile, Daisy was in the bride's chamber, talking with Tiara. Daisy was still wearing the Super Crown, so she still looked and sounded like Peach. She couldn't risk removing the Super Crown for fear of Bowser coming in unannounced and seeing who she really was before it was time for the wedding. It was best to leave it on for the time being.

"I don't know what could have possessed Bowser to think he needs to marry a human princess so bad. Do you think he'll ever let go of this crazy idea?" Tiara asked the princess.

"Not on his own, Tiara. It's going to take brains and brawn to make him realize that marrying Peach is a really bad idea." Daisy said.

"Do you have plenty of both?" Tiara asked.

"Of course I do! Why do you think I'm here right now, pretending to be Peach? Also, when he sees that Peach is me, I can guarantee you that he'll be sorry he ever got the idea of marrying her in the first place." Daisy promised.

"Ooh, I can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out that you're not who he thinks you are!" Tiara said.

"Neither can I! It'll be the most fun I've had since my last visit to the Mushroom Kingdom!" Daisy replied.


At that moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Daisy asked.

"It's me, your future husband." Bowser's voice replied.

"Only in your dreams are you getting married to Peach, you nincompoop." Daisy thought, making a sick face that made Tiara giggle. But then she asked, "What do you want?"

Bowser opened the door, and he said, "Come with me to the deck, Peach. There's something you have got to see."

"Bowser, if you had an embarrassing accident on the deck, then I don't want to see it. I want you to clean it up by yourself, like a big boy." 'Peach' said.

"What?! It's not anything like that! And I wouldn't have called you up there to see it if I had; that would be embarrassing! There's something really cool there that I want you to see!" Bowser said.

"What if I don't want to see it?" 'Peach' retorted.

"Am I going to have to get ugly with you?" Bowser asked, getting mad.

"Bowser, if you want to get ugly with me, then I'll take you into that broom closet over there, and we'll have ourselves a good, old-fashioned chit-chat." 'Peach' warned.

Bowser sighed and said, "You're going to see what it is at the wedding anyway, but I'd really like for you to see it before then."

"Fine. Have it your way. Show me what it is." said 'Peach', sounding resigned to her fate. Only she wasn't. She was faking it to make Bowser think he won.

"Great! Come along!" Bowser said. He was about to lead Peach by the arm, but she slapped his hand away from her before he even touched her. For a princess with small hands, that slap actually hurt.

"Ow! What was that for?" Bowser asked, rubbing his hand with a frown on his face.

"I don't want you touching me until it's time for the wedding." 'Peach' replied.

"That's odd, but okay..." Bowser mumbled, but he listened to Peach, and he kept his hands to himself, allowing Peach to follow him.

"C-can I just stay here?" Tiara asked nervously.

"Sure." Bowser said in an uncaring voice.

Tiara was a little offended by the voice he used, but she was glad that she didn't have to be near him.

'Peach' knew that Tiara was offended, so she gave Bowser a swift kick in the butt on the way to the deck.

Bowser felt that, and he turned to glare at Peach. She was the only one there, so he assumed that she had done it.

"What?! There was a wasp on your butt, and wasp stings hurt! Did you want it to sting your butt on the happiest day of your life? I only kicked you because I was trying to kill it!" 'Peach' lied.

"Okay, I can't blame you for trying to spare my butt from getting stung by a stupid wasp on this special day." Bowser replied, accepting it.


Bowser and 'Peach' made their way to the deck, and when they got there, 'Peach' gasped as she found herself looking at the biggest cake she ever saw in her life.

"Wow! I've never seen a cake this size before! It's waaaay bigger than the choco-nilla ones I make Mario and Luigi for their birthday." 'Peach' said.

"Yes, and I recall you saying that cakes this size were impossible to bake! Well, now you've just been proven wrong!" Bowser said.

"Actually, you have a very poor memory, Bowser. I said cakes this size were impossible for humans like me to bake. And this looks like the Frost-Frosted Cake." 'Peach' pointed out.

"That's because it is." Bowser replied.

"According to the brochure for the Snow Kingdom, only the Shiverian Elder is allowed to make this cake! If you wanted a cake this size, then methinks you should've gone directly to him and asked him to bake one for you that time you demanded a galaxy-sized slice of cake from me, you nimrod!" 'Peach' fired back.

"Hey! If he can make a cake that big, then I don't see why you couldn't do that! Oh, that's right! Now I remember why you refused to do it! You were just being a weenie!" Bowser said.

Daisy took major offense to being called a weenie, because she wasn't; she was a force to be reckoned with! She was more than ready to punch Bowser into next week right then and there to prove that she was no weenie, but she held herself back. She wanted to save that for the wedding.

"Boy! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?!" 'Peach' yelled at Bowser.

"I'm cray-cray?! Listen to yourself!" Bowser said.

"Why don't you? That cake doesn't even look like a wedding cake! Have you noticed what's at the top of it?" 'Peach' pointed out.

Bowser looked at the top of the cake and saw her point. The top piece looked like a reward for a Shiverian.

"You see? This cake is supposed to go to the winner of the Bound Bowl Grand Prix. So I suggest you put that cake back where you found it (or so help me), and I'll bake a nice 5-layer cake for the wedding instead. How does that sound?" 'Peach' asked.

"We don't have time for that, Peach! You want a wedding cake so bad? Watch this!" Bowser said. He then removed the piece at the top and replaced it with little plastic figurines of him and Peach in wedding attire. And there was a spiky heart behind them.

"There! Now it's a wedding cake!" Bowser told Peach, looking proud of himself.

"So it is..." 'Peach' replied, not sounding impressed.

"Oh, what's your problem?" Bowser asked.

"Nothing. I have no problems." 'Peach' said, faking a smile to prove it.

"It had better be nothing, Peach. You see, I'm doing everything in my power to make sure that this wedding is going to be perfect, and you should be thankful that perfection is what you're going to get!" Bowser said, and he began admiring the cake.


Suddenly, the figurine of Wedding Bowser was knocked off of the Frost-Frosted Cake by something. Bowser didn't see what did it, because all he saw was the figurine of him fly off the cake.

"What the-?! What was that? Where did Mini-Me go?" Bowser asked as he started searching the deck for the figurine of him in wedding attire. He hoped that's where the figurine had landed. If it fell off the ship, then he was going to be very upset.

All of a sudden, he heard a 'CRUNCH!' beneath his foot.

"Uh-oh..." Bowser said in a quiet voice. That did not sound good!

The Koopa King backed up a few steps and saw, to his horror, that he had stepped on the figurine of himself. It hadn't fallen off the ship like he feared, but now it was broken, which was even worse.

"Oh no!" Bowser exclaimed in anguish as he picked up the pieces of the figurine of him. He didn't mean to break it!

Then Bowser thought he heard something behind him. It sounded like someone was stifling a laugh. He turned around, but all he saw was Peach standing there innocently. She smiled at him and said in an innocent voice, "I didn't do that."

(A/N: I got 'Peach's' line from that one character in "Hotel Transylvania". That idea of 'Peach' saying that hit me while I was watching the movie.)

Bowser gave Peach a weird look, but he said, "I know. I believe you."

What an idiot! If Bowser had looked at Peach more carefully, he would have noticed that she had one hand behind her back. And that hand had its fingers crossed, and dangling from that same hand was (gasp!) a rubber band, which she had used as a make-shift slingshot. The object she had used to send the Bowser figurine flying was a coin she had filched from the airship's treasury.

"I've got to fix this thing." Bowser said, and he hurried into his room to fix up the figurine with Gorilla Glue, hoping it would work and not look noticeable. Thankfully, it did. You never would've guessed that it had been broken. When the glue was dry, he put the figurine back on top of the cake, real close to the Peach figurine.

"There. Now it looks better." Bowser said, smiling in satisfaction.

"No, it doesn't. I liked it better when he wasn't on it." Daisy thought with a frown that she didn't let Bowser see.


(Scene switches to later that day)

Later on, during a trip to the kitchen for a glass of water, Daisy was looking through the drawers, and she happened upon a little plastic figurine of Mario that would look really cute on a cake. That gave Daisy an idea. An awful idea. The Princess of Sarasaland got a wonderful, awful idea, and she made a Grinch smile to prove it.


(Cut to the deck of the airship)

Before they arrived at the wedding venue, Daisy quietly made her way over to the Frost-Frosted Cake with Tiara by her side.

"Tell me again: what is the plan, Daisy?" Tiara asked in a whisper.

"It's simple, Tiara. You're going to knock the groom Bowser figurine on his side, away from Peach. Then I'll give you this figurine of Mario, and you'll place him between the figurines of Peach and Bowser." Daisy whispered back, holding the plastic Mario figurine in her hands.

"Oh, I see! It's supposed to look like Mario defeated Bowser, and then Peach is going to marry Mario because he saved her from the big, bad monster, like he always does!" Tiara whispered excitedly. She remembered Peach telling her how Mario never failed to save her from Bowser. She got it now!

"That's right." Daisy smiled.

"Okay. I'll do it!" Tiara replied. She flew to the top of the cake and knocked groom Bowser over on his side, away from Peach. Then she flew back down to Daisy, who handed her the figurine of Mario. Tiara gingerly placed Mario on the cake, next to Peach.

"There! Now the cake looks much better!" Daisy replied, her smile looking brighter as she admired the sight of Mario next to Peach.

"It does. I just hope Bowser doesn't notice what we did to it." Tiara shuddered.

"He won't. Did you know that there have been occasions where Bowser captured Peach when she was feeling sick with something contagious, and he doesn't even notice?" Daisy began.

"What?! You're joking!" Tiara replied.

"No, I mean it! He really couldn't tell!" Daisy replied.

"I don't believe it! You can't tell me he never realized that she was sick at all!" Tiara exclaimed.

"She told me that whenever she started sneezing or coughing, he would tell her to cut that out because he knew she was faking it... only to find out that she really wasn't faking it after catching what she has." Daisy said.

"Is he really that stupid?" Tiara asked.

"Yup. But one time, he got smart. He caught what Peach came down with so bad while she was in his clutches, he actually had to take her back to her castle to avoid getting beat up by Mario, which would make him feel even worse. Mario was more than surprised to see Bowser turning his airship around to take Peach back home!" Daisy finished.

"Wow, so Bowser really is an idiot!" Tiara giggled.

"Exactly. Now let's go back inside the airship so I can figure out how I'm going to scare him during the wedding." Daisy replied.

Bowser didn't even notice what Daisy and Tiara had done to the cake. What an idiot he was!

(End of scene)


Wow, Bowser sure is stupid, and Daisy is still messing with his head. There are still a couple more scenes left, so stay tuned!