(A/N: Here's yet another fun deleted scene from "Bowser's Been Had!". I hope you enjoy this one!)


(This is after Bowser and the Broodals finished up in the Snow Kingdom and arrive in the Seaside Kingdom.)

When Bowser saw the Seaside Kingdom, he looked really happy. He also felt the need to get Peach and have her take a look at the kingdom. He ran to the bride's chamber, where Daisy and Tiara were busy talking.

"Knock knock..." Bowser said as he knocked on the door.

"Who's there?" Peach's voice asked.

"Me! Your future husband again!" Bowser replied.

"Then you can't come in here." Peach answered flatly.

Bowser opened the door anyway.

"Are you deaf, Bowser? I said you can't come in, not after the way you answered the question." 'Peach' said, sounding annoyed.

"Hey. I was telling the truth." Bowser said.

"Right..." 'Peach' responded, before saying, "I suppose you must have some important reason to come here if you refused to even listen. What is it this time?"

"We're at the Seaside Kingdom now. I want you to come up to the deck and see it with me!" Bowser told her.

"Why do I have to be seen with you?" 'Peach' asked.

"Because I think this might be a good place for us to spend our honeymoon, and I think you might like it, too. I need to see your reaction before I make the decision final. So come with me and look at it." Bowser said.

"At the risk of sounding like a whiny little kid who was told to eat their vegetables, let me just say... I don't wanna!" 'Peach' replied.

"Oh, come on, Peach! You're going to love what you see!" Bowser said.

"No, I won't. I don't know if you've realized this, but I haven't shown any interest in the kingdoms you've been dragging me through because you're always finding some way to ruin them for me, even if there was nothing there for the Broodals to steal. Remember what you did in the Metro Kingdom?" 'Peach' asked.

"I got rid of the Mechawiggler I dropped off there, remember?" Bowser tried.

"Yeah, but you did it only after I promised to give you a smile for those stupid wedding posters. The only way I was going to do that would be if you did." 'Peach' reminded him.

"Oh, right..." Bowser said.

"That wasn't so hard, now, was it?" 'Peach' asked.

"That's what you think..." Bowser muttered to himself.

"So, we're not going to send me to the deck to look at the Seaside Kingdom. Got that?" 'Peach' asked.

"If that's how you're going to be, then I'll grab you up and carry you to the deck with my bare hands." Bowser threatened.

"I see. That's how you want it. If you want to carry me there, then you'll have to catch me first!" 'Peach' challenged, and she ran right past Bowser and to the deck of the airship.


Daisy reached the deck first and looked at the Seaside Kingdom. She gasped in delight when she saw the sights before her. Never had she seen such beauty!

"Wow! This place looks so gorgeous and romantic! I really should come here with Luigi sometime! Actually, I have a better idea! We'll make it a double-date with Mario and Peach instead. That'll be lots of fun for all of us, especially after what Mario and Peach have endured from this Koopa creep!" Daisy thought, admiring the view in awed silence.


When Peach breezed right past him, Bowser ended up spinning around a few times like a dizzy cartoon character before falling on his big, fat butt, which made Tiara giggle, but she stifled it out of fear that Bowser might hurt her if he heard. When the dizziness wore off, Bowser didn't see Peach anywhere, but he did see Tiara.

"You, girl! Did you see where Peach went?" Bowser asked Tiara.

"Maybe she went to the deck anyway?" Tiara suggested.

"Hmmm... I'll go check..." Bowser decided as he tried to stand up. His head spun because he stood up too quickly, and he ended up falling down again. When he tried to get to his feet again, he took it slowly, for he knew now that he was still very dizzy.


A few minutes later, when Bowser got to the deck, he saw Peach standing there, looking impressed with everything she saw.

"So, you like what you see, huh, Peach?" Bowser asked as he came up next to her.

"What?! Oh, it's just you, Bowser. What did you say?" 'Peach' asked.

"I noticed that you seem to like what you're seeing." Bowser replied.

"Oh. So what if I do?" 'Peach' asked.

"You seem to forget that I wanted to see what you think before I decide whether or not we should spend our honeymoon here." Bowser said.

"If you're here, then this place is as bad as the Underwhere." Daisy thought. But she didn't say that aloud. Instead, she replied, "I must admit that while this place is nice, it's not my idea of a good honeymoon destination."

"You sure?" Bowser asked.

"I'm sure." 'Peach' replied.

"Hmm... In my opinion, this would be a great place to spend our honeymoon. We can go for moonlight swims in the carbonated sea every night." Bowser said, looking at 'Peach' suggestively.

When Daisy realized what Bowser had said and what he was doing, she felt sick to her stomach. Her face turned green as she ran back into the airship when Bowser turned back to look at the carbonated sea.

"Are you really sure you don't want to honeymoon here, Peach?" Bowser asked.

No response.

"Peach?" Bowser asked, turning to look at the spot where Peach had been standing. She wasn't there. In fact, she wasn't standing anywhere else on the deck. She was gone.

"I guess the thought of our wedding being so close is making her feel shy." Bowser said to himself. Then he decided that it was time to do what he wanted to do here.


Meanwhile, Daisy was in the airship, hurrying to the bathroom so she could hurl her guts. She made it just in time, closing the door, removing the Super Crown from her head, and sticking her head in the toilet right as everything came up.

"Ohhh, I cannot believe he actually suggested doing that... with Peach, no less!" Daisy groaned after she threw up. Then, after saying it, she felt sick and threw up once again.

Tiara wondered if Daisy might have come back into the airship when she thought she heard her in the bathroom.

"Daisy, is that you?" Tiara asked, knocking on the door.

"Yes, but do not come in here! I'm sick!" Daisy called back.

"Sick? What happened?" Tiara asked.

"You do not want to know what caused this to happen. Trust me. If you find out what it was, you'll be as sick as I am, if not worse." Daisy groaned.

"That bad?" Tiara asked.

"Worse than you think." Daisy replied.

"What's worse?" Tiara asked.

The thought of Bowser's suggestion and the way he looked at her was enough to make poor Daisy feel sick again. She leaned over the toilet and started throwing up some more.

"Are you going to be okay in there?" Tiara asked, hearing how sick Daisy sounded and feeling concerned.

"I... I don't know. I'm really glad Peach isn't here, though, because if she was, she would be worse off than I am. She would have dropped dead of a heart attack if she had been in my shoes. And if Mario ever found out what caused it... he'd rip out Bowser's tongue and strangle him with it." Daisy replied.

"Ooh... If it's really that bad, then I guess I don't want to know what caused you to feel sick like that." Tiara said.

"Right. It's for the best that you don't find out." Daisy told her.

Eventually, Tiara heard the sound of the toilet flushing, followed by the sound of the sink. Daisy was using the water in the sink to rinse the bad taste out of her mouth. And then she came out. She had placed the Super Crown back on, and she had a determined look on her face, despite her skin being a whiter shade of pale.

"You look sick, but you also look like you're planning something." Tiara noticed.

"Yeah. Revenge." Daisy said, and she walked out to the deck, ready to face Bowser and get her revenge on him for having dirty thoughts about doing such lewd things with her delicate cousin.


When Daisy returned to the deck, she saw that Bowser was missing.

"Oh great. Where did that idiot disappear to?" Daisy asked herself.

Just then, Daisy spotted Bowser down below, not wearing his tux, and doing something. She slipped her high heels off of her feet, hitched up her skirts, and went down there to investigate.


Bowser was just about to cork up one of the fountains that sent the water from the sea into Glass Tower.

"Heh heh heh... This is going to be fun." Bowser said to himself, readying the cork.

But as he was just about to put the cork in place, he felt something rather painful. Whatever it was, it was digging into his tail, and it hurt!

"OWW!" Bowser yelled, dropping the cork and quickly turning his head to see what was hurting his tail. He saw Peach standing there. She had removed her gloves and was digging her fingernails into his tail as hard as she could. Did that ever hurt!

"What the-?! Princess Peach! What in the name of the Star Spirits do you think you're doing?!" Bowser demanded.

"I was just wondering what you're up to." 'Peach' replied with a sweet smile as she let go of his tail.

"And you plan to find that out by hurting my tail?" Bowser asked, grabbing the sore part of his tail and gingerly rubbing the pain out of it.

"I was just letting you know I was around." 'Peach' said.

Bowser sighed, let go of his tail, and said, "If you must know, I'm trying to cork up the fountains here."

"What? Why do you want to do that?" 'Peach' asked.

"So the Broodals can get plenty of Sparkle Water for the wedding toast without getting completely drenched by the fountains." Bowser said.

"Yeah, I don't think I'm going to let you get away with that." 'Peach' replied, grabbing Bowser's tail and digging her fingernails into it again. This time, she must have dug them in deeper, because it hurt more than it did the previous time.

"OWW! Cut that out, why don't you?!" Bowser said.

"Why?" 'Peach' asked, loosening her hold on Bowser's tail.

"I already told you! It's hurting my tail! Look, if you want to do something, why don't you go back the ship and wait for me to finish the job?" Bowser suggested, freeing his tail and rubbing it again.

"Ooh, are you absolutely certain you want me to do that, Bowser?" 'Peach' asked.

"You say that like it's a stupid idea..." Bowser said.

"That only someone like you would be stupid enough to come up with." 'Peach' said.

Bowser glared at her.

"You see, Bowser, if I go back to the ship, chances are that when I get there, I might just do something you don't want me to do." 'Peach' replied.

"What are you going to do? Trash the ship?" Bowser asked, picking up the cork and getting ready to shove it in place. If Peach trashed the ship, it could easily be cleaned up.

"No. I'm thinking of doing something really bad. And by that, I mean something along the lines of not waiting for you to come back to the ship. I just might take control of the ship and leave you stranded here while I go somewhere else." 'Peach' suggested.

"What?! Why would you do a fool thing like that?!" Bowser asked, so flabbergasted that he dropped the cork.

"Because if corking up those fountains is your idea of fun, then maybe my idea of fun is going back to the Mushroom Kingdom to find Mario, tell him that I was wrong, and while I'm at it, I might even ask him to marry me, because I know that he would never go and cork up any fountains like you want to do." 'Peach' said.

"But... I won't let you go back to Mario! He's not worthy of you, Peach, and you know it!" Bowser replied.

"Then you have a choice to make: leave the fountains alone, or I'm leaving you. Got that?!" 'Peach' asked, getting right up in Bowser's face.

If Peach wasn't giving him an ultimatum, Bowser would've seized the opportunity to grab her and kiss her on the lips, seeing how close her face was to his. But something told him that Peach was not in a romantic mood right now, and kissing her would be a big mistake. So he sighed heavily and said, "Yes, ma'am. I'll leave them alone."

"Good boy. So let's go back to the ship now and not bother any more kingdoms." 'Peach' said, dragging Bowser back to the airship by his tail.


"Why am I even listening to her? She's just a princess, and I'm a KING! I have more authority than she ever will!" Bowser said to himself. He figured that now was the time he proved it.

"Peach!" he yelled, determined to make her realize that he was more powerful than her in every way.

"WHAT?!" 'Peach' asked, turning her head to look at him. The tone of voice she used, combined with the look she was giving him, would be enough to send the Koopalings and Jr. running for cover if they were there.

"Never mind..." Bowser thought, before saying, "I'll... just see if the Broodals stole the Sparkle Water yet, and if they have, then we'll move on." He was just now realizing that trying to argue with Peach was a battle he would not win.

"Sounds good to me." said 'Peach'.

(End of scene)


And so ends that scene. I felt bad for Daisy when Bowser suggested that he and 'Peach' spend their honeymoon there and go skinny-dipping each night. Gross! Well, at least she got him to leave the fountains alone. There's still one more deleted scene left for you to read, so stay tuned!