(A/N: Okay, this is the last of the deleted scenes. Are you ready for it? Let's start this scene!)


(Bowser's airship has arrived at the Moon Kingdom, and Daisy has just refused the Soirée Bouquet that Bowser offered her.)

"Tell me, Bowser: what are those?" 'Peach' asked, pointing at some white-spotted red things in the bouquet. And these things appeared to be dangerous, for they looked as though they were trying to bite something, and they had sharp, pointy teeth.

"You know what they are, Peach. They're Piranha Plants." Bowser said.

"I know that! And if you really loved me like you say you do, you'd know that I'm allergic to Piranha Plants!" 'Peach' replied.

"Are you sure? You seem to be feeling okay around them..." Bowser noted.

"I'm not! Do I sound okay to you?" the Princess replied, her voice suddenly sounding sniffly.

"I see..." Bowser mumbled, before saying, "Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you might as well try and build up an immunity to them, because I can't just take the Piranha Plants out of the bouquet. I have no other place to put them."

"Oh, yes you do! I know of a perfect place to put them!" 'Peach' said after recovering from a quick sneezing fit.

"You do? Where are they going to go?" Bowser asked.

"How about we stick them in here?!" 'Peach' suggested, snatching the Soirée Bouquet out of Bowser's surprised hand and... stuffing it down his pants!

"There! They can't make me sneeze now!" 'Peach' smiled, suddenly sounding like she felt much better.


Bowser didn't expect Peach to do something like this. Was this part of her wedding day jitters? He certainly hoped not!

Just then, Bowser felt a sharp pain like nothing he ever felt before. He realized that because the Piranha Plants had been stuffed down his pants, they were now chomping on his... you-know-what...

Bowser not only started screaming in pain, he was singing like a chorus girl! He started reaching into his pants, trying to get the Soirée Bouquet out of there to stop the pain he was in. That was not easy, for the Piranha Plants started biting his hand as well, giving him more pain!

Tiara had to fly back to the bride's chamber because she knew she was going to start laughing again. Daisy was also laughing because this turned out to be something she always wanted to do to make Bowser suffer, and was he ever suffering!

It took a while before Bowser was finally able to get the Soirée Bouquet out of his pants, and when he did, he was able to hear Peach chuckling in amusement. She was actually enjoying his misery! He started glaring daggers at her, which stopped her laughter pretty quickly.

"Hey, let it be known that I am not going to get married if I'm allergic to something in my wedding bouquet! The other flowers are okay, but the Piranha Plants... NO! Absolutely not!" 'Peach' replied firmly. That was the end of that.

Bowser sighed in annoyance, then looked down at his wedding pants. Oh no! They were completely ruined! Thanks to those stupid Piranha Plants, and Peach, his wedding pants were reduced to rags.


"Oh no! Look at this! I can't get married with my pants like this!" Bowser cried.

"Sure you can. Haven't you noticed that the people are usually looking at the bride when there's a wedding going on?" 'Peach' asked.

"As a matter of fact, I have! But in case you haven't noticed, that's only when the bride enters the room! When she reaches the altar, everybody looks at the bride and groom! I can't go in there and face all those people without my pants, and I'm not going to get married to you if I'm naked!" Bowser growled.

"Okay, okay, I can fix this. Do you have a sewing kit anywhere on this ship?" 'Peach' asked.

"Come to think of it, I do. It belonged to my late wife, Clawdia Koopa. But I kept the sewing kit here because she always brought it along so she had something to do during the long trips we took together on this airship." Bowser said.

(A/N: I know most people use this "Clawdia Koopa" as Bowser's wife, so I'm going by this theory, too.)

"How nice." 'Peach' said, before adding, "Now if you can get me the sewing kit, then I will sew up your pants for you."

"You will? That's great!" Bowser cheered.

"However..." 'Peach' started.

"Oh, darn it. I just knew there was going to be a catch..." Bowser muttered.

"I won't carry the Soirée Bouquet at the wedding. You'll have to find different flowers for me, but if you can't, then I just won't have a wedding bouquet. There's probably no one there I'd want to throw one to, anyway." 'Peach' said.

"Fine! Whatever! You won't have to have a bouquet for the wedding! Just... sew up my pants, why don't you!" Bowser said, really frustrated.

"Get me the sewing kit, and I will sew your pants." 'Peach' said.

"All right." Bowser said. As he walked off to get the sewing kit for Peach, he was grumbling about how difficult she was being, and that perhaps marrying her was a bad idea. But no! He couldn't think things like that! He wanted to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, and if marrying her was the only way to do that, then so be it!


When Bowser returned with the sewing kit, 'Peach' checked it to see that it was very well-stocked, and she said, "All right, now I need to see just what we're dealing with..."

"Perhaps I should take these off first." Bowser suggested, referring to the pants. He didn't want Peach to sew up the pants while he was wearing them.

"Perhaps you should." 'Peach' replied.

The Koopa King started to take off the pants right there in front of Peach, but he suddenly stopped. He had a nasty vision of Peach kicking him in his little 'special place', where the Piranha Plants had been biting him. If he was in pain now, he really didn't want to imagine how much pain he would be in if that happened.

"Hold on a second. I think I'm going to go to my chamber and take them off there, and then you can sew them up." Bowser said.

"Okay." said 'Peach', although she was slightly disappointed. She was secretly hoping that he would proceed to take them off in front of her so that she could kick him in his 'special place' for taking off his clothes in front of a lady before they were married.

So Bowser ran to his chamber, took off the pants, and threw them outside the room for Peach to repair.


"All right. Let's see what we're dealing with here..." 'Peach' said as she picked up the pants and began to inspect the damage.

The Piranha Plants had really done a number on his nice wedding pants. They had some pretty sizable holes in them.

"Ohh, it looks like his pants might be beyond repair. Bowser might have to use these as rags from now on." Daisy murmured to herself as she looked at the pants. She wasn't really sure that she could properly fix them for Bowser. She sighed, figuring that she might as well give it her best shot, so she grabbed some white thread, threaded a needle, and went to work.


Meanwhile, Bowser was looking at the place where the Piranha Plants had been biting him. It was really sore, and something had to be done about it. He couldn't get married like this, but there was no way he could postpone the wedding now. Not when the venue was a hop, skip, and a jump from his airship, and everything was all set and ready to go!

The only thing he could do was doctor his hurt area himself, but the supplies he needed to do that were in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. He wasn't sure that it was a good idea to go to the bathroom the way that he was, because he didn't want Peach to see him like that. However, there was nothing else for it.

"Maybe Peach took the pants into her chamber so she can sew them up there. She won't see me if she decided to do that." Bowser said to himself.

So he cautiously opened the door and had a look around. He saw that Peach, unfortunately, hadn't gone back to her chamber. She was sitting there still, holding up the pants and studying them critically. But luckily, she had her back to him.

"Okay, as long as she doesn't turn around, I think I'll be okay." Bowser thought. Covering up his hurt area with both hands, he tiptoed his way to the bathroom. Then he got in and carefully closed the door behind him.

"Good. She didn't notice me." Bowser thought, smiling to himself as he opened the medicine cabinet and started looking for the things he would need to fix his problem. It didn't take long for him to find the things he was going to need.

It took him a good while to do the self-doctoring. He made a rather ham-fisted job of it, but on the plus side, he wasn't in pain anymore.


But after he had doctored himself, he heard a knock at the bathroom door.

"Don't come in!" Bowser shouted.

"Relax, Bowser. It's only me." 'Peach's' voice replied.

"Oh, Peach. What is it?" Bowser asked, calming down.

"I sewed up your pants." 'Peach' replied.

"Oh. Let me see them!" Bowser said.

The door opened a crack, and he took his pants.

After the door closed, Bowser inspected his pants. Hmm... they looked quite a bit smaller than they were. Perhaps he should try them on to make sure they still fit.

Bowser had a problem when he tried to pull them on. They didn't seem to fit him at all. What could have happened?!

"PEACH! COME OVER HERE!" Bowser yelled, getting Daisy's attention.

"Can I help you?" 'Peach' asked from the other side of the door.

"Yes! You can explain why my wedding pants no longer fit me! What did you do to them?!" Bowser asked.

"Those horrid things did a number on your pants, and put in some pretty sizable holes in them. My guess is that they might have eaten some of the material to try and get out of your pants, and I sewed up the holes as best I could, but I had no material to sew over the holes. That must be why your pants don't fit. That's not my fault, Bowser." 'Peach' replied.

"Oh, but it is so your fault, Peach! You're the one who went and stuffed the bouquet down my pants in the first place!" Bowser complained.

"Well, I had another option, which was to flush the bouquet down the toilet, but I really didn't want to do that." 'Peach' said.

"It's a good thing you decided against doing that because the bouquet was stolen." Bowser said.

"Oh well. If you can't make the pants fit, you'll have to figure something else out." 'Peach' said.

"Like what?" Bowser asked.

"I don't know..." 'Peach' shrugged.


Bowser grumbled something about women and how useless they were when he decided he would have to make a new pair of pants out of papier-mâché. This was what he was reduced to, and he hated it. He hated the thought of walking down the aisle in pants made of papier-mâché! It was all Peach's fault.

The Broodals (Mario didn't have to fight them after saving Peach in the Cloud Kingdom) helped him by painting the pants white after sticking them to Bowser's lower body, but they weren't sure if he should blame the princess for doing what she had done. If she really was allergic to the wedding bouquet, then he needed to try and get to know her better. But they didn't dare tell him that.

When the pants were ready, Bowser said, "Okay, Peach. We've wasted enough time as it is. Let's get in that chapel and get married already!"

(End scene)


After that, the story continued as you read. I hope you enjoyed reading these deleted scenes!