"Excuse me, has anybody seen a toad?" Someone with bushy hair poked their head into the compartment. "Oh, is that the new copy of Drills Direct Monthly? I couldn't pick up my copy this morning because we had to get to the train station."
"My uncle gets an advanced copy," Harry said with a smirk.
"Ugh, I am so jealous. What do I have to do to get one too?" she said.
"Oh, I don't know… maybe run the biggest drill production factory in Western Europe?"
"Your uncle runs Grunnings? Your uncle is Vernon Dursley?!"
"Yep. Harry Potter, nice to meet you."
"Hermione," she said distractedly. "My parents are both dentists, so of qcourse…"
"Dentists? There's an article in this issue about something new for dental work coming out of Japan."
"Kobayashi Industries have finally shown what they've been working on? I mean, there have been rumours for years, but…"
"Hermione, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."
"But, without Basilisk venom, how are we going to destroy the horcruxes?" Ron said desperately.
"There's a saying in the drilling world, Ron," Hermione said, her eyes flashing dangerously. "If you can't break something with a drill…"
"Then you haven't used a drill big enough!" Harry finished.
"Ours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
