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[Robin opens the door of his room looking proud]
Robin: [He sniffs and exhales] It sure is good to be myself. Awesome. Inspiring. Most importantly, competent. Yesiree! Everyone loves me. I'm absolutely positive my team is waiting for their wonderful leader to give them a good rise-and-shine.
[Robin goes to check on Cyborg at his room. He finds a note attached to his door]
Robin: What's this? [He reads it] Yo, Robin. If you're reading this note, it's to let you know I've taken a day off to see a really cool concert I like. P.S. Don't call me, I'll call you. [After reading] That Cyborg. You can always count on him. No big deal. I'll go see Beast Boy.
[Robin heads to Beast Boy's room next. He finds a similar note on his door just like Cyborg's]
Robin: [He reads it] What up, Robin? In case you're wondering, I decided to visit the wild and be with all my animal brothers and sisters. P.S. All the pudding cups in the refrigerator are mine. [After reading] Should've known that sloth would skip out the very second I saw the note. Maybe I'll have a better chance with Raven. She's always around when you need her.
[Robin walks over to Raven's room. Much to his chagrin, there was another note on one of Robin's teammates doors]
Robin: [He reads it] Dear, Robin. This is to tell you won't be seeing me anytime soon because I'm currently helping out in a retirement home for old folks. P.S. I sorta accidentally unleashed a demon from another dimension and now it's living in your room so you may wanna not go in there for a while. Trust me. It's for your own good [After reading] Why that sneaky witch? I oughta… Calm down, Robin. You'll take care of it later. Three down and only one to go. No doubt Starfire is still here waiting for me. She always did think I'm cool.
[Robin makes his way to Stafire's room hoping it would be different. Once again, he sees a note on the door to indicate she has already left this morning]
Robin: Hello, Robin. I regret to inform you that I have went back to Tamaranean so I can join my people in our fight against the rival invaders in the great space war. P.S. I never thought of you as the cool. [He becomes sad at first before getting angry. He crumbles the note and tosses it] THAT'S JUST GREAT! FOUR OF MY SO CALLED FRIENDS RATHER DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN TO BE WITH ME! THEIR OWN LEADER! WELL, WHO NEEDS THEM? NOT THIS GUY!
[Robin hears a crime alert on his communicator. The displays show Jinx, Terra and Blackfire terrorizing Jump City]
Robin: Crime is afoot. Titans GO! [He remembers that his teammates aren't here] Oh, that's right. In that case, Robin GO!
[Jinx, Terra and Blackfire are casually walking around a destroyed Jump City. Jinx is licking a strawberry ice cream cone, Terra is carrying a moneybag and Blackfire is wearing a silver necklace and earrings with diamonds]
Jinx: So delicious. This is just like taking candy from a baby.
Terra: Better than that. I made off with the big bucks. I'm stinking rich. [She laughs]
Blackfire: Would you two pipe down? I'm trying to enjoy myself with the fancy jewelry I've stolen.
Robin: The only thing you and your criminal companions will enjoy is a long time behind prison bars.
Jinx: Oh, look. It's Robin the Boy Blunder. I can't tell what's worse. His ridiculous costume or the fact he makes so many cliché 'justice will be served' lines. I mean how lame can you get?
Terra: I'll say. This sorry excuse for a superhero is so laughable he has to wear spandex gloves to hide his little baby hands. That's so cute.
Blackfire: Girls, girls. Let's be nice. Wouldn't want the poor pipsqueak to get his feelings hurt and run back home to his friends. Besides, who else could make him feel insecure about himself other than us of course?
Jinx and Terra: True.
[The 3 villainesses laugh]
Robin: Now you've done it. I didn't want it to come to this but you leave me no choice. Get ready, ladies, because you're about to get thrashed.
Blackfire: We'll see about that.
[Robin grits his teeth as he holds his staff firmly. Jinx, Terra and Blackfire's powers glow through their eyes and hands. After getting in fighting position, they charge into battle and it becomes a brawl cloud. Soon enough, the dust clears as the conflict settles. Robin appears to be very injured while lying on the ground]
Robin: [In pain] Uuuuhhhh…... What happened? Did I win?
Blackfire: If having your body flat on the ground counts, I'd say yes.
Terra: It was three against one. What did you think was going to happen, genius?
Jinx: I knew you were crazy but I didn't think you were stupid enough to try. Pathetic.
Robin: If you think this is over, then you're wrong. [He futilely tries to get up] I'm just getting warmed up. [He fails again to pick himself off the ground] Just give me a second. [His third attempt to rise up is unsuccessful. He breathes heavily]
Terra: This is sadder than I thought. Don't even feel like laughing at his expense.
Jinx: Me neither. Let's ditch him and go home.
Blackfire: Jinx. Terra. Hold your horses. We're not gonna just leave him here.
Jinx and Terra: We're not?
Blackfire: Heck, no. I have something special in mind for our bird-brained buffoon.
(A few minutes later at Titans Tower. Jinx, Terra and Blackfire are sitting on the couch)
Jinx: Gotta say, Blackfire. I like where this plan of yours is going.
Terra: Yeah. Beating up Robin was good enough but taking him to his headquarters and making him into our slave? Pure catharsis.
Blackfire: I know and speaking of whom, he should ready with our refreshments. [She rings the bell]
Robin: Coming. I'm coming. [He comes out wearing maid clothing and holding a plate that has three glasses of lemonade for each of the girls] Here's your freshly made lemonade. [He hands out the glasses to Jinx, Terra and Blackfire] One for you, one for you and especially one for you.
[The 3 supervillainesses clang their lemonade glasses together before drinking them]
Blackfire: Ah. That hit the spot but I'm still not quite satisfied. Robin.
Robin: [He groans] Yes.
Blackfire: I'm bored and I want entertainment. Do a dance.
Robin: Dance? You gotta be kidding me.
Blackfire: Oh, it's no joke. You're gonna do it in front of me and my friends.
Robin: And what if I don't want to?
Blackfire: [She holds a mini Robin action figure in her hand and instantly incinerates it into dust] Do you wanna be the maid or the toy? It's your choice.
Robin: [He is visibly shocked. It then turns into nervous laughter] Let's not be too hasty here, Blackfire. Of course, I'll provide you and your gal pals the time of your lives. Now let me think. Oh, yes. I remember. The Booty Scooty Dance. [Sarcastic] My favorite. [He brings out a boombox and places a music tape inside of it to play the song. After that, he then proceeds to twerk]
! ! !
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
! ! !
Robin: There. Are you happy now?
Blackfire: Hmmmm. Not quite. It didn't really to appeal to my liking. Something about that dress has got to go. [She tears off the skirt from Robin's maid outfit revealing his underwear. Robin screams in embarrassment and attempts to cover his underpants] Much better. Do it again.
Robin: But do I really have to looking like this? It's so uncomfortable.
Blackfire: I don't care. Now quit whining and start dancing.
[Robin sniffs and cries for a second before replaying the Booty Scooty song and dances]
! ! !
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
! ! !
Robin: I think that's enough humiliation for one day. Can you all please go home?
Blackfire: You hear that? The poor guy wants us to stop torturing him. What do you think, girls?
Jinx: Not a chance. The fun has just begun.
Terra: I second that. Since we're so bad, let's make him suffer even more.
Blackfire: What an excellent idea, Terra. Robin here is gonna keep shaking his butt.
Robin: What? For how long?
Blackfire: Until I say you're done. So scoot your booty.
Robin: Not again. [He plays the Scooty Booty song once more while miserably twerking his butt]
! ! !
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot scoot scoot that booty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the Booty Scooty!
! ! !
Robin: Raaagh! I hate doing that absurd dance as much as I hate that stupid song. Whose idea was it to come up with something so annoying?
Blackfire: Well I think it's amusing. You've done a great job entertaining us so far. Let's try to kick it up a notch, shall we?
Jinx: With pleasure. [She presses the fast forward button on the boombox to make the song play faster]
[Robin starts shaking his butt at a much quicker pace causing him to sweat intensely. Terra brings out her cellphone and takes a picture of him to show off his shame. Feeling more humiliated than ever, Robin starts crying as he sheds some tears]
Robin: [Saddened] WHY? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
Blackfire: [She claps her hands] And done. Bravo, baby. That was a wonderful performance you put on. Encore! Encore!
Robin: I DON'T WANNA CONTINUE DOING THIS! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Jinx: You know, he's got a point. This is starting to get dull.
Terra: Yeah. We need to come up with something new.
[Jinx, Terra and Blackfire huddle and have a brief conversation before turning back to Robin]
Blackfire: Robin. We did some thinking and decided you aren't going to be dancing anymore.
Robin: R-Really? Phew! That's a relief.
Blackfire: Ah, ah, ah. I wasn't finished. We're gonna play a game. Interested?
Robin: A game, huh? I suppose it can't be any worse than the last thing I just did. So, what could it be? Checkers?
Blackfire: Nope.
Robin: Tic-tac-toe?
Blackfire: Nuh-uh.
Robin: Rock Paper Scissors?
Blackfire: Not even close.
Robin: Well what is it then?
Blackfire: You're about to find out.
[The next scene transitions to outside the Tower where there's a wrestling court. Terra and Blackfire are wearing wrestling outfits while Blackfire is dressed up as a referee]
[Jinx has a lob hairstyle along with wearing a black headband, wears a black choker on her neck, a black short tank top with a purple collar, a black and purple-striped long glove on her left arm, a black arm band and a black and purple short glove on her right arm, waist straps mini skirt in purple, black and purple-striped stockings and black and purple boots]
[Terra has a bun hairstyle, wears a black and yellow sleeveless unitard: the former color covering most of her clothing and the latter color layered between her wait and the short end of her thighs, black gloves and black and yellow boots]
[Blackfire has a light purple towel wrapped around her hair resembling a ponytail hairstyle, wears a purple tank top with the word "Killer" on it, purple with lavender-striped underwear tights, light purple ribbons wrapped around her arms and legs, black pants and silver boots]
[On the opposite corner is Robin. He wears a pinkish lavender and light purple singlet and light purple headgear]
Robin: This is what you had in mind, Blackfire? A wrestling match?
Blackfire: Well, duh! Did you think it was going to be a friendly game?
Robin: I was hoping it would be something in which I don't get hurt at all.
Blackfire: Too bad, so sad. Now let's rumble.
Jinx: I'll go first. [She launches a barrage of her Hex Blasts at Robin]
[Robin cautiously dodges Jinx's attacks]
Robin: Ha! You missed.
Jinx: I wasn't aiming at you, bird boy.
[The Hex Blasts Jinx used were not meant for Robin but the ring rope behind him. Her magic makes it come to life. The enchanted robe tightly ensnares Robin like a snake and brings him to Jinx]
Robin: [Squeezed in pain] Hey! That's cheating.
Jinx: There aren't any rules that say not to magically animate things. [She pulls out a feather and tickles Robin with it making him laugh. After that, she uses magic to make the rope slam Robin on the floor repeatedly. She soon releases him from her grip]
[Robin groans]
Terra: My turn. [Her eyes glow yellow and hair becomes wild as she summons big rocks. She tosses them onto a still injured Robin]
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Eeek! Oho! [He falls down to the ground] Uuuuuhhh…. [He soon sees a large rock formed fist floating above him] Oh no.
[The fist rock drops itself upon The Boy Wonder leaving him with more bruises as a result]
Blackfire: You had your fun with those two amateurs because now it's time to face a true challenger. [She picks up Robin and spins him around at a very high speed. She grabs him by the hair to make him stop before tossing him into the sky. Robin screams as he is sent flying. She grabs him in midair] I got a question. All birds fly but you can't, can you?
Robin: No.
Blackfire: Then perhaps you can fall. [She throws Robin down to the ring. The Boy Wonder shouts at the top of his lungs once again as he plummets before landing on the floor painfully] Time for the grand finale. [Her eyes and body aura glow purple at the same time. She stretches her arms and quickly rushes to the bottom of the ring as she charges in like a rocket]
Robin: [Unsurprised] This is gonna hurt.
[Blackfire drops down on Robin very hard and creates a huge atomic purple explosion in the process. Later, the severely beaten Boy Wonder is in his room lying on bed covered in body wrap. Jinx, Terra and Blackfire have their primary outfits back on as they walk in]
Blackfire: [Sarcastically] Hey, Robin. My, my. You look like you're in bad shape. I hope we didn't hurt you too badly from that bone-crushing experience.
[Robin angrily mumbles]
Terra: It sounds like he's trying to say something.
Jinx: I think the doofus wants to do another activity.
Blackfire: Let's see. We made him dance and had him wrestle with us. What other humiliating feat shall he do next?
[Jinx, Terra and Blackfire do some quick thinking for a moment]
Jinx, Terra and Blackfire: MAKEOVER!
[The three supervillainous girls are in Starfire's room with Robin who has been tied to a chair by his waist and feet. The only body parts untied are Robin's arms but even they aren't free enough to stretch out]
Blackfire: Before we get started on your makeup, do you have anything to say?
Robin: As a matter of fact, I do. [He speaks in a wrathful tone as his eye pupils turn to fiery flames] I'VEHADJUSTABOUTENOUGHOFYOURANTICS!YOUWILLBESORRYTHATYOUEVERMESSEDWITHMEFORIAMROBIN!TRUSTYSIDEKICKOFBATMANANDUNQUESTIONEDLEADEROFTHETEENTITANS!IFYOUTHINKYOU'LLGETAWAYWITHTHISYOUREWRONG!IWILLBEFREEANDONCETHATHAPPENS,IWILLUNLEASHMYUNYIELDINGRAGEUPONALLOF… [Blackfire places duct tape over his mouth]
Blackfire: Okay. I think we heard enough. Let's skip to the good part already.
Terra: I'll do the nails.
Jinx: I'll take the hair.
Blackfire: And I'll get the face.
[Jinx, Terra and Blackfire bring out the beauty products they intend to use on him. Terra has a nail file and nail polish. Jinx has a comb, a brush and hair dye. Blackfire has an eyeliner pencil and lipstick tube. From Robin's POV, the girls are to approach menacingly. The Boy Wonder could only gulp and watch in horror as he is about to be prettified. Jinx, Terra and Blackfire form a tornado as they begin decorating Robin. Soon enough, they finish up. Robin now had a bunches hairstyle dyed in blue, very thick eyelashes, red lipstick and sharp pink fingernails. The villainesses tilt the chair to the wall mirror for Robin to see his new look. Needless to say, he wasn't very happy about it to the point of his left eye twitching]
Robin: [Outside Titans Tower; he screams like a girl] AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! [Inside] What… What have you done to me? I'm hideous. I look even worse than a creepy looking rodeo clown.
Blackfire: Oh, relax. We just gave you your first official makeover. It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Robin: Get used to it? GET USED TO IT!? [He furiously breaks free from the rope and quickly takes a deep breath before looking back at Jinx, Terra and Blackfire. No doubt enraged from the humiliations he suffered at their hands]
[Jinx, Terra and Blackfire fearfully hold each other after realizing they pushed Robin too far]
Robin: [Outside Titans Tower] GET OUT OF MY TOWER! [Offscreen, he kicks all 3 of the supervillains out of his home through the glass. They run away] AND DON'T COME BACK! [He grumbles while exiting Starfire's room and entering the living room. There, he sees his friends who have returned from their trips. They look at him dumbfounded]
Starfire: Robin?
Robin: Oh. Uh… hey guys. How's all of your days been?
Raven: Good. We just got done with our vacations and decided to head home.
Cyborg: Wanted to see how you were doing on your own. From the look of it, you had one heck of a time.
Beast Boy: Yeah, man. What exactly happened while we were away?
Robin: I rather not talk about it.
THE END
