(Or "Jerky Turkey!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ON THEIR WAY TO BULLWINKLE'S THEMED PIZZA RESTAURANT."

"After I burnt the turkey…" Bullwinkle sighed. "I'm a failure."

"No you're not, pal, you're an excellent cook!" Rocky smiled. "Cheer up—I invited both our families over tonight."

"OH BOY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"BULLWINKLE'S PARENTS AND EXTENDED FAMILY (all of which were talking, upright-standing moose like he was) ARRIVED AT THE PARKING LOT OF THE RESTAURANT."

"Dadwinkle!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, cheerfully embracing his parents (Vera and Bill). "Momwinkle!"

"Oh sonwinkle we missed you so much!" Vera exclaimed, kissing her son on the cheek repeatedly.

"JENNY, COME SEE YOUR

BIG BROTHER!" Bill hollered.

"JENNIFER WAS BULLWINKLE'S YOUNGER SISTER, AND AS SUCH SHE WAS MORE..."hip" THAN HE."

"Oh em GEE! Big browinkle it's been like, forever!" Jennifer hugged Bullwinkle tightly. The young moose had opted to wear a more sensible dress for the Thanksgiving dinner (she normally wore a crop top and daisy dukes). "I'm totally gonna blog about this..." she yanked out her pink cellphone and started rapidly texting.

"ROCKY BECAME EVEN MORE EXCITED SINCE BULLWINKLE'S AUNT AND UNCLE SHOWED UP, ALONG WITH HIS OLDER COUSIN—A TALL MOOSE WEARING FLANNEL, WITH GLASSES AND A BIT OF A MUSTACHE."

"Oh wait, Rocky, my cousin can't—" Bullwinkle tried to speak.

"That's not a problem pal, I still remember how to do this—" Rocky spoke, taking into account the fact Bullwinkle's cousin had a hearing aid before clearing his throat and signing in perfect ASL; ("Hey, I'm Rocky, I don't think we've met before, nice to meet you!").

("Hi! Nice to meet you, too!") the slightly taller moose signed to Rocky. ("The name's Jerry!")

"You impress me all th' time, Rock.." Bullwinkle sighed as the squirrel and his cousin shook hands.

"TORPEDO WAS LESS THAN IMPRESSED WHEN HE, MISSILE AND THE REST OF ROCKY'S FAMILY ARRIVED."

"Pizza, slugger?!" Torpedo exclaimed. "What kind o' cockamamie scheme are you pullin'?"

"No, no Pa, it's not like that." Rocky replied. "Its just that Bullwinkle burnt the turkey, and besides, on the menu they have the new Thanksgiving Lover's pizza! It's got a crust made from Hawaiian sweet rolls, the sauce is gravy on one side and cranberry on the other, topped with mashed potatoes instead of cheese, turkey slices, collard greens, and sweet potatoes!"

"Also dear, I hear they shape the pizza into a turkey for Thanksgiving..." Missile whispered to her husband.

"SUDDENLY, ROCKY'S ELDER SISTER AMMUNITION J. SQUIRREL (nicknamed "Ammy") SHOWED UP. SHE WAS BLACK-FURRED LIKE TORPEDO, AND WORE A FLIGHT HELMET MUCH LIKE ROCKY, EXCEPT HERS WAS GREEN!"

"Nice ta see ya Delta Alpha Delta—" Ammy winked and hugged her father. "Oh, and Rocky!" She hugged her little brother.

"Hi Ammy-" Rocky spoke, groaning a little from his sister's grip. "It's great to see you too-"

"Right back at ya little Bravo Romeo Oscar!" Ammy chortled. "Also, stay frosty about you and your pogey, grandma's gone MIA."

"Wait, he's not my-" Rocky's eyes quickly darted up at Bullwinkle and back. "We're not-"

"I just want you to know that I got your six, cadet!" Amy smiled. "I always sort of knew you flew a different direction!"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US MEXT TIME FOR "I yam what I yam" OR "Turkey feeds done dirt cheep!"!"

A/N: For clarification, in my version of R n B, Ammy is Rocky's older sister-the twin sister he was going to have was absorbed in the womb.