Batman vs. Spider-Man

It's been two weeks since the heroes had watched Wolverine vs. Raiden. After that day they began their search for Antarctic Vibranium. For almost two weeks of searching in the frozen south and in Wakanda, they managed to find the metal in a place called the Savage Land. To ensure that the no one discovers it, security systems were placed all over the Savage Land. It was a little tough, due to the prehistoric wildlife, which kinda' surprised everybody, but they managed to get it done. And while they were there, they managed to meet someone who lives in the Savage Land, Ka-Zar, and they managed to work out a deal. Ka-Zar would help watch over the metal and if there was any danger, the Avengers would come and help. Everything worked out well.

After all is said and done, the heroes relaxed a little, knowing that the Antarctic Vibranium was secure. However, Reed Richards, Tony Stark, and T'Challa had decided to research the metal a little more, but they were given the order to leave the metal in the Savage Land, where it belongs.

As of now, the Avengers were just enjoying another quiet day at the mansion. They were all doing something, but both Hawkeye and Wasp were bored. So, they decided to look through the Death Battle episodes to see if there was one they could watch.

When they got to the meeting room, Hawkeye reached into the chest and pulled out four cases. The first one was labeled Ragna vs. Sol Badguy, the second was Gaara vs. Toph, the third was Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher, and the last one was labeled Batman vs. Spider-Man.

The last one caught their attention. But just as they were about to decide which one they should watch, the rest of the heroes had come in. And I mean everyone who was there for Wolverine vs. Raiden.

"What do you two think you're doing?" Black Panther asked.

"We were bored, so we thought 'Hey why not another Death Battle?'." Hawkeye explained.

"What did you grab?" Captain America asked.

"These four." Wasp said, handing over the cases.

They looked over them and when they got to Batman vs. Spider-Man, that's when they froze. They all looked at the case and they were a bit curious about it… until Spider-Man saw it and webbed it away from them.

"No! No, no, no!" Spider-Man exclaimed. "This is not being played!"

"Relax, son." Captain America said. "We don't have to watch it, if you don't want us to."

The heroes then decided to look over the other three to see which one they should watch next. Meanwhile, Spider-Man was sitting on the wall looking at the case that had him on it. To think that he was a fictional character in some other universe.

'I can't believe this.' He thought. 'Well, at least Cap let me make the choice. But then again, Logan trusted us with his origins, and these guys are good people.' He then let out a sigh.

The heroes were debating on which one to watch, until the Batman vs. Spider-Man case was tossed onto the table. They all turned their attention towards the spider-themed hero.

"Go ahead." He said.

"Are you sure?" Tony asked.

"Why not?" Spider-Man replied.

"Alright then." Captain America said as the disc was inserted. Spider-Man stayed on the wall and everyone else sat at or stood by the table.

(Play: Invader-Jim Johnston)

Wiz: They're the guardians of the night. The superhero saviors of the lone and helpless.

Boomstick: Bruce Wayne, the Batman.

Wiz: And Peter Parker, the Spider-Man.

Everyone was silent when they heard Spider-Man's real name. They all turned towards the hero, who was still sitting on the wall with his arms crossed and his head held low.

"Wait." Stark said, realizing something. "You're the kid from the Bugle!"

"Yep." Spider-Man replied.

"You work for your biggest criticizer?" Johnny asked.

"Unfortunately." Peter muttered.

Boomstick: It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spider-Man can defeat pretty much any opponent.

Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them against each other only with their standard equipment; gladiator style.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Batman

They see the first combatant. He was tall and was wearing a black and gray suit. The mask covered all of his face, but his chin and mouth, and it had two pointy ears on the top, similar of that to Black Panther's. He had a long, black, cape and a yellow belt around his waist, but the most eye catching thing was the bat symbol on his chest.

"Doesn't he look like someone we know?" Hawkeye asked as he and everyone else looked at Black Panther, who did notice the similarities.

"I must admit, both he and I do look similar." Black Panther stated.

(Play: Batman (1989)- Main Theme)

Wiz: The Dark Knight is a master of the shadows, using intimidation as a weapon, he patrols the streets of Gotham City.

Boomstick: You know you're doin' something right when people are terrified at JUST your shadow.

The heroes smiled at that, because if the villains were scared of just his shadow, then he is doing something right.

Background

Age: 41

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 210 lbs.

Secret Identity: Bruce Wayne

Net Worth: $6.9 billion (This impressed Tony)

Orphan (Much to everyone's sympathy)

12 master's degrees

Wiz: After his parents were murdered by the common thug, Bruce Wayne dedicated his life to fighting criminal underworld.

This made everyone felt a lot of sympathy for Buce. Based on the picture that was shown, Bruce's parents were killed in front of him when he was a child. Spider-Man understood Bruce's pain, just like when he lost his uncle. Just like him, Peter had dedicated his life to protect the innocent, because it's his responsibility.

Skills

Knows 127 martial arts (This impresses everyone)

Peak human conditioning

-Bench press: 1,000 lbs.

-Leg press: 2,500 lbs.

-Master acrobat and athlete

-Can survive in a vacuum for 27 seconds (Everyone was shocked by this)

Genius intellect & strategist

Master escape artist

Ventriloquist

Expert detective

Wiz: He achieved 12 master degrees, studied 127 martial arts, and perfected escape artistry. Given enough time, he can escaped any conceivable trap.

Boomstick: Batman pushed himself to the limits of the human body: He can bench press 1,000 pounds and has great aim and reflexes.

Everyone, especially Captain America and Black Panther, were impressed with Batman's skill and abilities. They even see him catching an arrow with his back turned.

(Play: The Dark Knight Trilogy- Main Theme)

Wiz: The Batsuit was designed to be the ultimate flexible, combat armor.

Batsuit

Weight: 200 lbs.

Nomex reinforced fabric

Fire-resistant memory cloth cape

Bladed gauntlets

Steel-toed boots

Nosepiece gas filter

200,000 volt electrode network

Designed to evoke fear

Wiz: The Batsuit was designed to be the ultimate flexible, combat armor.

Boomstick: While the pointy ears are a bit much for me, the armor can stop knives and gunfire.

Wiz: His memory cloth cape can be used as a glider and the entire suit is lined with a 200,000 volt electro network.

Everyone found the batsuit to be pretty impressive. Tony in particular thought that the suit was well designed and thought out.

Boomstick: I guess when you're a billionaire, you can afford to turn yourself in a freakin' human taser.

This made a few chuckle. This, however, gave Tony a few ideas.

Wiz: The gadgets from Wayne's never ending funds don't stop there.

Utility Belt

Grapple gun

Gas mask

Tear gas

Smoke pellets

Bolas

Tracers

Transponder that summons bats

Batarangs (Most interesting weapon to the heroes)

Wiz: His utility belt carries DOZENS of different tools that can practically get him out of any situation.

Boomstick: That belt has pretty much EVERYTHING. Grappling hooks, explosives, beer. Maybe not that last one, but mine would.

Everyone either groaned or rolled their eyes at Boomstick's joke.

Wiz: Notable gadgets include a gasmask, tear gas, smoke pellets, a Kryptonite ring, remote detonated plastic explosives, and his trademark grapple gun.

"He sure does come prepared." Thor stated.

Wiz: He also carries a large supply of collapsible shurikens:

The heroes see these shurikens and they notice that they're in the shape of a bat.

Boomstick: The batarangs! And if throwing a razor sharp object at people isn't enough, he's got several types! Like, the electric shock, knock out dart, and grenade.

They watch as Batman throws a batarang at a thug holding a gun. The batarang ends up hitting the barrel of the gun, which then explodes.

"That's some good accuracy." Warmachine said, impressed.

Wiz: Despite having the build of an olympic athlete, the caped crusader's greatest feat are attributed to his detective skills. He can anticipate attacks through muscle movement and can memorize the smallest detail, even the shape a cheek he's punched.

"I am very impressed." T'Challa stated. Batman is proving to be a much more dangerous opponent for Spider-Man.

Wiz: And while Batman is only human, his achievement stand among gods.

Feats

Solved numerous unsolvable crimes (Impresses everyone)

Invites near-death experiences

Can best metahumans in combat (Impresses everyone again)

Does not use firearms (Much to everyone's understanding)

Singlehandedly defeated Superman & the Justice League (Impresses everyone… again)

Only non-powered founder of the Justice League (Seriously, how many times does he need to impress them?!)

Boomstick: He's a founding member of the team of superheroes known as the Justice League. And he's even fought Superman!

They all see this Superman. He was wearing a blue suit with a red cape and a large red S on his chest. Based on how this is such a feat, they all assumed that Superman must be very powerful.

Wiz: But while Wayne has no exploitable weaknesses, he is not perfect.

Weaknesses

No exploitable physical weaknesses

Has to be rescued more than any other Justice League member

Mental stability barely in check (This worries everyone)

Wiz: His mental stability has often been called into question.

Boomstick: Well, let's see. His parents were killed in front of him as a child, he uses his money to beat the shit out of people dressed as a giant bat, experiences traumatizing things almost every day and night, is regularly exposed to dangerous chemicals, and keeps employing 12 year old sidekicks. Yeah, he's clearly not all there.

Now everyone was concerned for Batman's mental stability. All the things listed shows that Batman, might not be as good as they all thought.

Wiz: But he IS a survivor. He endured being broken in half, fighting the other members of the Justice League, complete disintegration, and being stranded in the past as a living time bomb of galactic destruction.

Boomstick and everyone else: Wait, WHAT?!

Wiz: Yet he somehow pulled through every time.

Boomstick: Why? 'Cause he's the goddamn BATMAN.

Thug: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Batman: Here.

Batman takes out the thug.

After Batman was done, they all thought he was a great hero. Doing what he does because he lost his parents to crime shows how much he cares for justice. Spider-Man agreed that Batman was a great hero, and kind of hoped that, if it was possible, he could meet this guy.

Spider-Man

(Play: Spider-Man (2002)- Main Theme)

Wiz: The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man protects the streets of New York City, but he didn't start out that way. As a child, Peter Parker was raised by his Aunt and Uncle after his parents were killed in a plane crash.

Everyone looked at Spider-Man, who was still on the wall, and felt sympathetic for him losing his parents.

"Sorry to hear that web-head." Wolverine said. Spider-Man said nothing in response.

Boomstick: Well, his parents were CIA agents and were killed by some guy called the Finisher.

"WHAT?!" Spider-Man yelled. Everyone was more than shocked to know this. Peter couldn't believe it. They may be talking about him from another universe, but he needs to know if this happened here.

Wiz: Moving on, during his high school years Peter has shown great intellect, but this often lead him to be constantly bullied.

Boomstick: He was a wimpy nerd with no friends.

"I have friends." Spider-Man said. Everyone looked at him with suspicion.

"I mean friends at my school, not you guys." Spider-Man said.

Wiz: But during a field trip to OsCorp, Peter was bitten by a radioactive spider, granting him spectacular abilities.

"So that's how you got you powers?" Wasp asked.

"Yep." Spider-Man replied.

Boomstick: And what you do when you get powers like this? Earn money, of course. The kid went on to wrestling matches and was doing great… until he got screwed over, which was then followed by the guy who screwed him over to get robbed, only for Peter to not stop the guy, which then lead to said robber murdering Pete's uncle. Damn.

Everyone, shocked hearing this, looked back at Spider-Man who was mourning from his greatest mistake. If anyone could see under his mask, they would see that a few tears were coming out of his eyes.

Wiz: Since then, Peter had dedicated his life to protecting the innocent and became Spider-Man.

Everyone smiled at that and Peter felt a little happier.

Boomstick: Now he's a radioactive superhero...with no friends.

"Hey!"

Boomstick: Though after some practice and superheroing, he finally got himself laid. A lot, actually.

They then see several pictures of women. They all turned towards Spider-Man who was looking at the screen in surprise. He then notices that everyone was staring at him.

"Ok. I only know three of those women, and not once did I date them." He stated.

"Good to hear. Because if I recall, you said you were 17, right?" Hawkeye said.

"Yep."

Background

Age: 25 (What?)

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 210 lbs.

Secret Identity: Peter Parker

IQ: 250

Orphan (Much to everyone's sympathy)

Science major

Most relatable and popular character in Marvel Comics (Everyone is surprised to hear this)

-Just ahead of Wolverine (Wolverine: You've got to be kidding me.)

(Play: The Amazing Spider-Man Game- Main Theme)

Wiz: A clever photographer and science major, Spider-Man is not only incredibly powerful, but also a genius in strategy and science. Using these skills, he created two wrist mounted web-shooters which let him swing around the city.

Everyone became interested in Spider-Man's web-shooters, but before anyone could say anything Boomstick spoke up.

Boomstick: You know, if he was SO smart, wouldn't he make the webs shoot out of his butt like a real spider?

Everyone went silent, and a few then started to chuckle at what Boomstick said.

Wiz & Spider-Man: NO, NO. First of all, it doesn't come out of their butt, it comes out of their-

Boomstick: *singing* Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Craps some webs like a spider can!

They all see a picture of Spider-Man as webs start shooting out his ass.

This makes a lot of the heroes laugh and Spider-Man drop his head in embarrassment. Luckily they stop once the show starts getting to the web-shooters.

Web Shooters

Twin wrist-mounted

Carousel loaded

Webbing dissolves in 1 hour

Web fluid cartridges pressurized at 300 psi

Webbing is strong enough to restrain the Hulk (Surprises everybody)

(Play: Marvel vs. Capcom 3- Spider-Man Theme)

Wiz: (rough) Each web shooter cartridge can hold a large amount of pressurized web fluid-

Boomstick: AND SO CAN HIS GIRLFRIENDS! Haha! I'll be here all week.

The girls blush and everyone else felt annoyed by Boomstick's jokes already. Even Wiz was annoyed.

Wiz: (annoyed) ...and features a rotating carousel to replace the empty ones.

Spider Powers

Wall crawling

Superhuman strength

-Bench press: 10 tons

-Top speed: 200 mph

Superhuman speed & reflexes

Superhuman stamina & durability

Foreign chemical resistance

Spider sense

Boomstick: His spider powers give him superhuman strength, speed, agility and durability. He can run up to 200 MPH, lift over 10 tons, and take a freakin' grenade to the FACE!

The heroes watch as Spider-Man runs at incredible speeds, lifting and crushing a tank, and taking a bomb to the face.

Wiz: He can also knock out a dinosaur out cold with a single punch.

Boomstick: Haha, suck it, Denver!

"I can do that?" Spider-Man asked out loud.

Wiz: Also, by altering his body's electron attractions, Spider-Man can crawl along any surface. But his most advantageous power is the Spider-Sense.

This caught the heroes' attention, but Spider-Man knew about this. He was curious about what they knew about it.

Boomstick: It acts kinda like a warning signal, like caller ID when your ex-wife's calling for alimony.

Everyone rolled their eyes at that.

Wiz: Actually, the Spider-Sense is much more than a simple alarm. It gives Peter omnipresent detection to his surroundings. This is how he swings around New York without looking where he shoots his webs. And unlike his human senses, it is not affected by gases or toxins unless specifically tailored to the Spider-Sense itself.

"Man, that's just OP." Luke Cage said.

Spider-Man became more impressed with his Spider Sense. He always thought it was just a warning signal, but now he knows that it's the reason he's able to swing around the city so well and it was comforting to know that it still works when he's exposed to most gases and toxins.

Wiz: However, it's up to Spider-Man to recognize and react to his warning, so it can be tricked if he doesn't think he's in danger.

"Well, I better start working on that." Spider-Man states.

(Play: The Amazing Spider-Man- Saving New York)

Boomstick: Still, combined with his speed, Spider-Man is almost untouchable. He can even dodge automatic fire.

Feats

Has defeated the Hulk (What?)

Member of Fantastic 4 & Avengers (What?)

Developed unique Way of the Spider martial art

Has more girlfriends than any other superhero (What?)

Destined teacher of Hope Summers, the ultimate mutant

Wiz: His unique martial art, The Way of the Spider, utilizes the Spider-Sense to its fullest. Spider-Man can go toe-to-toe with the most advanced masters of combat, even while blindfolded.

This shocked everyone, even Spider-Man himself. He apparently developed a martial art that makes him be able to handle great fighters.

Boomstick: No wonder other superheroes don't like this guy. I mean, the freaking Spider-Sense does everything for him!

Wiz: Speaking of which, somehow, Spider-Man once tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected by Batman.

"Uh…"

But before anyone could say anything, a message on the screen pops up saying: 'Non Canon'

This gets everyone to feel a little more reassured.

Boomstick: Ouch. I bet he wishes he can fight old Bats in a battle to the death - OH-HO, WAIT!

Everyone laughed at that.

Wiz: For all of his amazing powers, Spider-Man is not invincible.

Weaknesses

Durability has limits

Spider sense can be tricked or disrupted by specialized drugs

Arguably naive (Everyone can agree with that)

Anti-spider pesticide ethyl chloride (Seriously?)

Wiz: His bright and colorful costume makes stealth difficult, his durability has limits, and the oddly specific ethyl chloride pesticide is his Kryptonite. Also, any enemy with speed comparable to his can outmatch his Spider-Sense.

"Well, know I know how to kick your ass the next time you piss me off, Web-Head." Logan states.

"Uh… You won't need to worry about that Logan." Spider-Man said, nervously.

Boomstick: Still, if those are only his limitations, how come he sometimes gets shot by a stray bullet?

They all see a movie poster titled "The Amazing Spider-Man." And based on Wiz and Boomstick's attitude towards it, it means that the movie wasn't good.

Wiz: Lazy, lazy writing. But at least they got better.

Spider-Man lands on a window and starts chasing two people, who are revealed to be Falcon and Winter Soldier.

Winter Soldier: What the hell is that?

Falcon: Everyone's got a gimmick now.

Spider-Man then slingshots himself through the window and kicks Falcon away. Then he turns towards Winter Soldier, who was about to punch him with his metal arm, but Spidey catches the fist and starts overpowering it.

Everyone watching was surprised to see that, and a few thought it was awesome.

Spider-Man: You have a metal arm? That is awesome dude!

Wiz: See? Better.

After Spider-Man's was done, they all had a new view on the red and blue hero. They all gained a new respect for the hero, and the Avengers offered to help Pete out with his parents CIA agent stuff.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a…

Wiz: Commercial break.

Boomstick: COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Now came down to who would win.

"I vote Spidey." A few heroes said in unison.

"I don't know. Batman seems to be smarter and more skilled. That might give him the win." Hawkeye states.

"Let's watch and see." Tony states.

Boomstick: But right now it's time for a Death Battle!

(Play: Batman Returns- The Final Confrontation)

Spider-Man swings onto the rooftop of a building and waits. Batman then appears by jumping out of the shadows of the rooftop exit door.

Spider-Man: You've got a black belt in stupid if you think you're gonna beat me.

"Sounds like you're getting cocky." Wolverine states.

FIGHT!

Spider-Man shoots two webs, which Batman blocks immediately. Spider-Man shoots his webbing at Batman which pulls the caped crusader towards Spider-Man and hits Batman rapidly with multiple punches and kicks, but Batman knocks Spider-Man back with more powerful hits. Spider-Man bounces off the ground and lands on his feet, recovering instantly from Batman's furious attacks. Batman throws two batarangs, which was aimed at Spider-Man, one of which Spider-Man dodges and the other was simply threw away with Spider-Man's webs. Batman then throws an explosive batarang, striking the floor beneath Spider-Man's feet. Spider-Man however, simply believes that he missed him accidentally.

Spider-Man: It's just not your day pal…

The batarang then explodes which sends Spider-Man high into the air, and Spider-Man then lands near the rim of the building.

"Cocky." Logan states again.

While Spider-Man was recovering from the explosion, Batman jumps behind him as the Spider-Sense picks him up and throws a smoke bomb just as Spider-Man turns around. While it does not affect the web slinger, Batman uses the smoke jump at Spider-Man and land a couple of hits on him, then knocks him back towards where he was. Spider-Man is now right at the edge of the building, where Batman throws bolas at him, wrapping around Spider-Man's torso. Spider-Man struggles to break free from the bolas, but then an explosive at near his feet explode, which was likely secretly put there by Batman when the smokescreen was still up. Spider-Man is thrown off the top of the building from the force of the explosion. He starts to spin as he falls and then shoot a web at the building's walls to pull himself forward and stick to them. But the moment he touches them, Batman swings in with his grappling gun and kicks him straight through the glass, shattering the glass into pieces.

"That was awesome!" Some of the heroes shouted.

As Spider-Man bounces and tries to recover, Batman uses his grappling gun again and disappears on to the ceiling. Once he recovered, Spider-Man looks around the building for Batman. Suddenly, a batarang then flies in from the broken glass and breaks all the light bulbs, making the room completely dark. Batman tries to sneak up on the wall crawler, but triggered Spider-Man's Spider-Sense which alerts him. He then shoots a web from his left hand from his web shooter, bringing The Dark Knight down to the ground and making Batman visible to Spider-Man.

The two continue to fight from inside the building. Spider-Man rapidly attacks Batman furiously, but Batman notices his pattern, and then Batman counters Spider-Man's quick attacks with more stronger, powerful attacks. Eventually, Spider-Man shoots his webs at Batman and web rodeo slammed him against the window, cracking some of the glass from the other side of the building. Spider-Man leaped across the room to Batman, ready to attack. Batman suddenly uses his bat transponder to summon a swarm of bats to come in, breaking the rest of the glass and pushing Spider-Man back, while also distracting him. Spider-Man then rushes up to him and kicks Batman out the window.

Spider-Man: Pardon moi!

Suddenly, the Dark Knight's grappling hook snares Spider-Man's foot, quickly making our web shooter fall from the building as well.

He then starts shooting his webs again at The Dark Knight, pulling himself towards him to continue the fight. They both fall through the air, continuing to trade blows. Spider-Man pushes Batman downwards to try and make him hit the ground first, but Batman uses his glider to get back up to Spider-Man, put him underneath his foot and slam him against a bystander's car and smash it. Spider-Man lays down, trying to recover, as Batman jumps away from the vehicle which then, unsurprisingly, explodes sending Spider-Man flying through the air.

"Seriously, how much can you take?" Luke Cage exclaims.

When he gets back on his feet, Batman shoots his grapple gun, which Spider-Man ducks, evading Batman's attack. The two lunged at each other to attempt to attack, but Spider-Man is then electrocuted by Batman's 200 volt suit and knocked away by Batman, uncontrollably knocking down to the ground multiple times. The Bat then throws two explosive batarangs, one which Spider-Man avoids, but as the second one flies away Spidey uses his web shooter to catch it.

Spider-Man: Whoopsy!

He throws it back at Batman, who shields himself, with his cape, from the explosion but is knocked back. Just as he recovered, Batman was suddenly hit by a web in the face, losing his sight and leaving Batman vulnerable.

Spider-Man: Having fun yet?

Spider-Man then shoots a barrage of webs, which hit Batman as Spider-Man shoots more webs at a more faster pace. Batman is eventually pushed into a giant web, which was created by the shoots that missed, and has his body constricted by the ones that hit him and couldn't break free of the webbing. Spider-Man then shoots a load of webbing at once behind him to create a slingshot.

Spider-Man: It's all or nothin'!

Spider-Man pulls back on it and then rockets forward from the force and goes into a kick position. He nails Batman and separates his upper body and head from his limbs which are still caught in the web trap.

Spider-Man: Loooossserrrr!

Everyone's eyes went wide and their jaws dropped. They clearly didn't see that coming.

He lands, with Batman's torn up, bloody body sliding after him.

Spider-Man: Sorry about that. Web Swing!

Spider-Man then web swings away from the scene.

KO!

Everyone was still shocked from what they just saw. Even Peter was stunned by that.

"Holy hell!" Yellow Jacket said.

"That was brutal." Warmachine said.

(Play: The Amazing Spider-Man- Saving New York)

Boomstick: Damn! That was brutal! Show it again!

"I think we've seen enough, thank you." Wasp said, feeling a little disgusted.

Wiz: Despite Batman possessing more skill and knowledge, Spider-Man's abilities ultimately overpowered his arsenal.

Spider-Man

Stronger & faster

Spider sense counters stealth

Batman's gases & drugs do not affect the spider sense

Way of the Spider matches any of Batman's martial arts

Main villain [Green Goblin] shares some similarities with Batman

No easily discovered exploitable weaknesses

Batman

Smarter & more strategic

Armor held up for the most part

Can escape any trap, but some need more time than others

200,000 volts is a minimum requirement for standard tasers

Slow, analytical approach trumped by Spider-Man's speed & boldness

Boomstick: To be fair, Bats might have been able to deal with Spidey's strength and speed, but that damn Spider-Sense changes everything!

Wiz: Right, the Spider-Sense counters surprise and stealth, Batman's most valuable weapons.

Boomstick: But how could Batman lose to a wimpy Spider-Nerd, when he defeated the entire Justice League on his own?

"Yeah, why is that?" Hawkeye and a couple of other heroes asked out loud.

Wiz: Many of Batman's greatest achievements have required weeks or months of preparation and planning, which can hardly be compared to the one-on-one confrontation of a Death Battle. Keep in mind, if we have given Batman prep time, the same would be done for Spider-Man.

Everyone was a little surprised to hear that Batman relies on prep time. But they did agree with that statement.

Boomstick: And all of Wayne's money, and the Commissioner's men, couldn't put Batman together again!

Some of the heroes laughed at that, but the rest were a little disturbed.

Wiz: The winner is Spider-Man.

Everyone clapped for Spidey's victory. After a while, they decided to head out, while Spidey decided to go home and look for any clues about his parents. If he found anything, the Avengers promised to help him out.