A Young 15-Year-Old Colombian Agent With Blonde Hair Turns On A Call And Says, "This Is Agent Andres Turbo, I Have A Flash Transmission For Agent Diego Madrigal, Diego, My Cover's Been Compromised, Everything's Gone Pear-Shaped, You Won't Believe What I Found Up Here." Andres Turns The Camera To A Light And Said, "This Is Bigger Than Anything We've Ever Seen And Nobody Knows It Exists." Andres Then Turned The Camera Back To Him And Said, "Diego, I Need Backup And Don't Call Anyone, It Could Blow The Operation, Also Be Careful, It's Not Safe Up Here." Andres Then Heard A Voice Say, "Let's Go." "Transmitting My Grits Now, Good Luck", Andres Said As He Left And The Camera Fell.
A Man On A Donkey Cart Was Trailing Through The Jungle And Said, "Alright, Kid, We're Here, Right Where You Paid Me To Bring You, Question Is Why?" Diego Then Lurked From The Shadows And Said, "I'm Looking For A Man." "A Man, Huh, Hey, Kid, You Can't Get Any Further Away From Landing Out Here", The Man Said To Diego. "Exactly Where I Want To Be", Diego Replied. The Man Looked At Him And Said, "Well, I Got News For You, Buddy, There's Nobody Out Here But Us." Suddenly Diego Heard A Horse Neigh And Ducked Under His Seat In The Cart. A Soldier Ran To The Cart And Asked The Man, "What Are You Doing Out Here?" "What Does It Look Like, Genius, I'm Finding Food", The Man Said To The Soldier. The Soldier Looked At Him With An Angry Face And Said, "Well, Turn Around And Go Back To Where You Came From!" The Man Showed A Fearless Look At The Soldier And Yelled, "Oh, Yeah, Then Who's Gonna Make Me?!" The Soldier Got A Rocket Launcher And Pointed It At The Man. The Man's Eyes Widened And Yelled, "Ok, Ok, Don't Get Your Prop In A Twist!" The Man Turned The Donkey Cart Around And Rode It Back To The Village. "What An Imbécil, Sorry, Kid, Looks Like It's The End Of The Line", The Man Said To Diego, But He Wasn't In The Cart. "Kid?", The Man Asked. Diego Ran As Fast As He Could To The Castle And Found It. He Then Got Out A Grappling Hook And Shot It To The Tower. He Zoomed Up To The Top Of The Tower And Jumped Down To The Roof And To A Glass Part Of The Roof. He Got Out A Blade And Sliced A Circle Part Of The Window Off. He Got Out A Super Long Wire And Ran Back To The Top Of The Tower And Clipped The Chain To The Wire On Top Of The Tower And Jumped Down Back To The Roof. Diego Then Clipped The Other Side Of The Wire To His Back And Gently Slid Down To A Giant Room Full Of Soldiers And A 22-Year-Old With Black Hair And A Robot Claw With A Drone Following Him Named Valour." Diego Pressed A Botton On His Earpiece And Said, "Andres Turbo, This Is Diego Madrigal, I'm At The Castle, Over." There Was No Respond. "Alright, Fellas, You Know The Drill", Valour Told The Soldiers. "Andres, It's Diego, Please Respond, Over", Diego Said As He Pressed On His Earpiece Again, But Still No Respond. Diego Then Took Out A Camera And Recorded What Valour And The Soldiers Are Doing As He Heard Him Say, "Come On, Fellas, These Creates Aren't Gonna Unload Themselves." Suddenly A Little Man With An Eye Glass On His Right Eye Came In And Said, "Excuse Me, Pardon Me, Too Many Soldiers Here, Out Of My Way!" "Professor Cumberbatch?" Diego Asked. Valour Showed The Professor C. A Big, Gray Briefcase And Said, Here It Is, Professor, You Wanna See This Before We Load It?"
Professor C.: "Ah, Yes, Very Carefully."
Valour: "Voila."
Soldier General: "Oh, A TV Camera, What Does It Actually Do?"
Professor C.: "This Camera Is Extremely Dangerous."
Diego Was Taking Some Pictures Of The Camera As He Sternly Asked, "What Are You Up To Now, Professor?"
"This Is Valuable Equipment, Make Sure It's Properly Secured For The Voyage", Professor C. Told The General.
"You Got It", The General Said.
Suddenly Two Soldiers Ran Up To Valour And One Said To Him, "Hey, Valour, This Is One Of Those Colombian Spies We Told You About!"
Diego Then Got Out A Machine Gun And Aimed It At Them.
"Yeah, This One, We Caught Sticking His Butt Where It Didn't Belong", Another Soldier Told Valour.
Valour: "Agent Andres Turbo."
Valour Opened The Box And Saw That It Was The Head Of Andres.
Diego's Eyes Widened And Gasped Out Loud In Horror As He Saw That Andres' Head Was Chopped Off.
Valour, Professor C., And The Soldiers Heard His Gasp And Looked Up To See Diego.
"IT'S DIEGO MADRIGAL!", Valour Angrily Yelled.
Diego Started Firing His Machine Gun As The Wire Pulled Him Up.
"He Saw The Camera, Kill Him!", Valour Commanded The Soldiers.
The Wire Stopped Pulling Diego Up As The General Said, "All Hands On Deck, All Hands On Deck!" The Soldiers Turned On Their Blowtorches And Diego Got Out His Grappling Hook And Shot It And Diego Took Off The Clip To The Wire And Swung Across Doing The Tarzan Yell And Got Out A Briefcase That Turned Into A Motorcycle And Rode It Through The Castle. Once They Went Up, Diego Took Out His Machine Gun And Fired It At A Bar Holding Some Barrels, The Bar Came Off And Barrels Rolled Off. Diego Then Took Out A Sticky Bomb And Threw It At One Of The Barrels. Diego Then Pushed A Botton That Caused The Sticky Bomb To Explode Which Made The Other Barrels Explode. Diego Then Went To A Cliff With The Soldiers Surrounding Him. They Got Out Their Weapons And Diego Put His Motorcycle On Reverse And Drove Off The Cliff And Into The Water. The Soldiers Were Confused To See Where He Is. Diego Then Shot Out From The Water And His Motorcycle Turned Into A Jet Ski And Rode It Through The Water. "Get To The Boats!", A Soldier Commanded. The Soldiers Got On Some Boats And Chased Diego. They Were Firing Some Missiles At Him, But Missed Him.
"HE'S GETTING AWAY!", The General Shouted.
"Not For Long!", A Soldier Said As He Got Out A Rocket Launcher And Fired It At Diego's Jet Ski.
The Soldiers Looked To See If He Was Dead, Under The Water, Diego Was Pretending To Be Dead, He Then Put On Scuba Diving Goggles And A Snorkel And Swan Away, He Then Got Out Another Tuxedo And Let Float On Top Of The Water.
The General Chuckled Evilly As He Said, "He's Dead, Valour."
Valour Heard That And Evilly Smiled As He Said, "Good, With Diego Madrigal Gone, Who Can Stop Us Now?"
