Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher
It's been some time since the heroes watch Batman vs. Spider-Man. Speaking of which, Spidey's been searching a lot on his parents since that day. Although he hasn't found anything yet, the Avengers were still there for him if he needed help.
Speaking of Avengers…
Currently at the Mansion was Janet, Clint, Steve, Tony, and T'Challa, and Carol. Hulk was out… somewhere and so was Thor. The other heroes were off doing their thing or minding their own business.
Meanwhile, Hawkeye and Wasp were back in the meeting room and were looking through the Death Battle episodes… until Captain America walked in.
"What are you two doing?" Steve asked.
"Just looking through these." Wasp stated. Steve glared at them for doing so.
"We're also separating the ones that have us on them." Hawkeye stated.
"That's better." Cap stated. "What have you found, so far?"
"We've got these two." Clint said handing over the cases. They were titled Thor vs. Raiden and Beast vs. Goliath.
"I guess we'll have to have Thor and Beast around for these." Steve said. He placed them back on the table, but while doing so his eye caught a glimpse of one. He reached for it and the title said Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher: Soldier vs. Spy. Clint and Janet noticed this and looked over his shoulder to see what it was. That's when they got an idea.
"Hey Cap. Wanna' watch this one?" Janet asked.
"I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't." He replied.
"Why not?" Clint asked. "It's not any of us on there, maybe it's ok to watch."
"I think it's cool."
The three turned around to see Tony, Carol, and T'Challa standing by the door.
"Since it's not anyone we know, I think it should be fine." Tony continued. "Plus, we can probably get some new ideas from them."
"Ideas? What are you talking about?" Janet asked.
"Remember the Batman vs. Spider-Man episode we watched a little while ago?" Tony asked, which they all nodded. "Well, check this out. Clint, try to take my wallet out of my jacket pocket."
"Ok." Clint said unsurely. He reached for the pocket, but as soon as his fingers touched it he was shocked and knocked back. Steve helped Clint back up as they all looked at Tony who was smiling.
"Remember how Batman's suit had an electric current in it? Well, I did the same thing for my normal clothes." Tony explained.
"What the hell Stark?!" Clint said, feeling a little dizzy and jittery. He was helped onto a chair and was given a few minutes to feel better.
After a little while, Clint felt better and got up to walk around… and punch Tony in the face. Then, after a few minutes of holding the two back, they all settled down and decided to watch the episode. Janet inserted the disc and they all sat down to watch.
(Play: Invader- Jim Johnston)
Wiz: They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth, trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows, or face to face.
Boomstick: Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear.
Wiz: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.
The two fighters catch their attention, especially Solid Snake. Steve is very curious about him.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick...
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Solid Snake
(Play: Metal Gear Solid- Main Menu Introduction)
Wiz: His name was simply "David", and he had one clear purpose in life: Become the successor to the greatest soldier who ever lived.
"Captain America?" Wasp joked. Everyone chuckled at that and Steve turned to her.
"What? It's true." She said. Steve just smiled and then looked back at the screen.
Boomstick: Why? Because he was cloned from him. Strap in ladies and gentlemen; this origin's a doozy!
"David was cloned?" Carol said out loud. This should be interesting.
Background
Real Name: David
Born: 1972
Height: 6'0" | 182 cm
Weight: 165 lbs.| 75 kg
IQ: 180
Has fought in wars since age 19 (Impresses Steve)
Has a strange fetish for cardboard boxes (Everyone felt a little disturbed by this)
Wiz: As a secret government project, "David" was created using eggs donated by a Japanese scientist and grown in the womb of a femme fatale spy, along with seven other would-be brothers.
The six were a little stunned by this. A woman impregnated with eight clones at once. That's just insane.
Boomstick: She was ALMOST the original Octomom, except they scrambled six of them to somehow empower the remaining two.
"What?" They all said.
"How the hell does that work?" Ms. Marvel asked.
"I'd rather not think about it." Tony stated.
Wiz: According to prophecy, one of these twins would bring ruin to the world, while the other would save it. So, that kind of works out.
"Sounds like a cliché." Hawkeye said.
"Shut up, Clint." Wasp said.
Boomstick: Born to be a soldier, he joined the Green Berets as a teenager, and later joined the CIA, the U.S. Army, and finally, the hi-tech Black Ops group called FOXHOUND.
This left an impression with the six, especially Steve. His experience in the military back in WW II made him feel proud for those who join the military.
Boomstick: Here, his deadly stealth techniques earned him his legendary code name… Solid Snake.
"Now that's a cool code name." Clint states.
"I agree." Steve replies.
(Play: Metal Gear Solid- Main Theme)
Wiz: While serving under this Special Forces unit, he received training from the very man he was cloned from, Big Boss.
"That's a good way to train." Captain America stated.
"I agree. Receiving training from the man you were cloned from is one way to become a great soldier." Black Panther said.
Boomstick: But on his very first mission from Fox Hound, war itself changed. After infiltrating the military nation, Outer Heaven, to rescue a fellow agent, Snake uncovered plans for the creation of a gigantic walking weapon that can airmail a nuke to anywhere in the world. It was called "Metal Gear."
Metal Gear. That's what caught their attention. The name of it was just chilling. But the fact that it can airmail a nuke anywhere was just terrifying. To think of a weapon like that in their world. Sure, they could take care of it, but something like that could make one of the top 10 most dangerous terrorist weapons.
"Wait." Wasp said aloud.
"What?" Stark asked.
"Didn't we hear about Metal Gears back in the Wolverine vs. Raiden episode?" Wasp asked.
"Uh… oh, yeah. We did."
"I'm actually surprised you remember that guy's name." Hawkeye states.
"You think I'm gonna' forget the name of someone who can kill Wolverine?"
"Fair enough."
Wiz: Despite being a FOXHOUND rookie, Snake destroyed the Metal Gear and discovered that Big Boss himself was apparently leading the enemy.
"What?!"
They all couldn't believe what they heard. They were happy to hear that Snake destroyed the Metal Gear, but finding out that Big Boss, Snake's "father," was actually the leader of the enemy was something they didn't expect.
"So much for world's greatest soldier, huh?" Hawkeye said. "What do you say, Cap?"
"That man has no reason to be a soldier. Leading the enemy is one way to prove how much of a fraud you are." Cap stated.
"Agreed." Everyone said in unison.
Wiz: After killing his own "father"- supposedly- Snake had had enough and entered early retirement.
"Very understandable." T'Challa said.
"I probably would've." Hawkeye said. Everyone just stared back at him with confused faces.
"Really?" Tony asked.
"Pff, no. Where's the fun in early retirement?" Clint replied.
Boomstick: But, since he had single-handedly destroyed a walking nuke-shooter AND the greatest soldier who ever lived, Snake became the next soldier of legend. Anytime a new Metal Gear showed up, Snake was pulled back into the fray…
"Also, understandable." T'Challa said.
"Being the only guy who could destroy a Metal Gear and kill the best soldier ever, of course it does." Carol said.
Boomstick: … When all he really wanted to do was get drunk in Alaska and dogsled race with his 50 huskies. Talk about living the dream…
"Seriously?" Stark and Barton said in unison.
"What's wrong with that?" Steve asked them.
"It's just… it's not what I expect this guy to do." Tony said.
Steve was about to say something, but then a scene showed Snake being interrogated.
Col. Campbell: The Iditarod? The longest sled race in the World? When did you become a dog musher?
The heroes chuckled at that, but Steve stayed quiet.
(Unknown Theme)
Wiz: Turns out Big Boss wasn't quite as dead as people thought. Even after Snake burned him alive with nothing but a lighter and a can of hairspray…
Boomstick: History's greatest soldier, everyone!
Steve and T'Challa slapped their hands against their foreheads while everyone else laughed.
Wiz: ...These Metal Gears kept showing up. Soon, Snake was an expert at destroying these robotic behemoths.
Boomstick: He even piloted a Metal Gear to destroy another Metal Gear, that was designed to kill Metal Gears! Whoa…
They watch as Snake piloted a Metal Gear REX and used it to destroy a Metal Gear RAY. It was… awesome.
"Ok. That's pretty awesome." Tony said
(I JUST SAID THAT! DAMMIT STARK!)
(Play: Metal Gear Solid 2- Main Theme)
Wiz: But, Snake did not earn his reputation as the icon of stealth by going in, guns blazing. Although he knows how to use almost any weapon he finds, he keeps his load light by entering missions with only the bare essentials.
Weapons & Equipment
1911 Operator
- Pistol used for lethal shots
Stun Knife
- Houses a non-lethal electric charge that emits through the blade
OctoCamo
- Smart camouflage that blends its coloring and heat signature into the environment
Solid Eye
- Has night vision, reveals IR heat signatures and footprints
- Displays a radar which picks up nearby bio signatures
Boomstick: Snake carries a Ruger mk. II pistol, with tranquilizer darts, perfect for silent takedowns.
"A tranq gun? Give us something lethal." Clint said.
Boomstick: But, if he wants to get lethal, he whips out his 1911 Operator, one of my favorite handguns ever. And he's got a stun knife, which is like if a taser and a knife had a baby. All three of which he incorporates into his specialized fighting style: CQC, a brutal mix of hand-to-hand combat and gunplay taught to him by Big Boss himself.
"I'm impressed." Steve said. These remind him of when he was fighting in WW II. Plus, CQC sounds like something he wants to try out. It could come in handy in the future.
Wiz: Preferring to remain unseen, these weapons wouldn't do Snake much good without other tools to keep him hidden from his enemies. Snake's outfitted with his OctoCamo, a smart camouflage which can match the color, texture, and temperature of Snake's surroundings.
"I'm gonna' make something like that when we're done here." Tony stated.
"Not a bad idea." Steve replied.
Boomstick: Not even the Gecko-Bots, with their infrared and night-vision tracking, can find Snake in this camo.
"Ok. Definitely making something like that." Tony states.
Boomstick: Plus, he's always aware of his surroundings thanks to his high-tech eyepatch, the Solid Eye.
Wiz: He's not actually missing an eye; it's more like a… monocle from the future, with infrared, night vision, and radar.
(Unknown Theme)
Wiz: Snake's also been injected with nanomachines, which energize his body and his CODEC, an internal radio system. The CODEC allows two-way communication which is 100% silent, almost like telepathy.
Ames: We have little time, so I'll be brief. How about switching to nano communications first? Silence beats talk when it comes to safety.
They see that someone was watching them (Ocelot), but scoffs when he sees them not talking.
"Tony, you should make something like that." Wasp said.
"Already wrote it down." Tony replied.
(Play: Metal Gear Saga- Metal Gear Solid 4)
Boomstick: Feeding him info from the other side of the CODEC is his best friend, Otacon...
Support
Real name: Hal Emmerich
A.K.A.: "Otacon"
Founding member of Philanthropy
Computer expert & hacker
Designed Metal Gear REX
Hacked the FBI, US Army, & ArmsTech (Impresses Tony, since he hacked the Pentagon on dare in high school)
Removed the AI controlling the Patriots' system
Super dedicated otaku
"What the heck's an otaku?" Clint asked.
"Someone whose social life is entirely on the internet." Janet said.
They all looked at her with curious expressions.
"What? I have a life outside the team."
Boomstick: … A pathetic, cowering nerd with horrible bladder control. But he's also really good at hacking computer systems, so I guess he gets by. Give him enough time, and Otacon can hack into any top-secret facility.
"Now that's some good support." Clint said. "Aside from the whole "cowering nerd with horrible bladder control" part."
Feats
Blew up a tank using grenades
Overcame his own genetically superior twin clone "brother" (Impresses everyone)
Twice defeated the legendary soldier he was cloned from
Survived microwave bombardment for 3 straight minutes (Shocks everyone)
Has defeated snipers, ninjas, psychics, and more
Wiz: Apart from Big Boss, Snake has defeated cybernetic ninjas, psychics, his own twin, and of course several giant Metal Gears.
Boomstick: He can wield a railgun as powerful as a tank with his bare hands, and once blew up an actual tank using nothing but a couple of grenades.
The feats mentioned showed just how amazing Snake is. Cap is most particularly impressed with the soldier.
"With all of these listed, I wouldn't be surprised if he did something bigger." Steve said.
"Yeah right. I'm sure that's as good as he gets." Clint states.
Wiz: And once, he powered through a sealed hallway while being bombarded with microwaves and survived.
"WHAT?!"
"Microwaves?!" Tony exclaimed. "That's insane! He shouldn't even be close to being alive!"
Boomstick: Who throws microwaves at people? Come on!
"Not those kinds of microwaves you idiot." Carol yelled at Boomstick.
Wiz: No, Boomstick, it's more like he was INSIDE a giant microwave.
Boomstick: My God… Think of the size of a Hot Pocket you could make with that!
Everyone couldn't help but laugh. That is until Janet's stomach started grumbling a little.
'Ah man. Now I want a Hot Pocket.'
Wiz: Under the effects of microwaves, a normal man's skin would deteriorate in about two to three seconds. Snake lasted more than three minutes.
"WHAT?!"
"Three minutes?!" Clint yelled.
"This guy isn't normal." Carol said. That's when she glanced over at Tony was frozen solid.
"Stark?" Carol called out. He didn't answer.
"Tony?" Steve said as he shook said-billionaire's shoulder. Right as Steve began shaking his shoulder, Tony's head fell and slammed onto the table. Once it did, he shot right back up.
"Huh?" Tony said.
"You ok? You looked like your brain shut off for a moment." Janet Said.
"I think it did." Tony said. They all felt a little worried about Tony, but they decided to keep on watching.
Boomstick: And any guy that could last three minutes is a God-damn stallion! Now I know why they call him Solid!
"Agreed." They all said in unison.
Boomstick: But seriously, this guy is built Tonka tough, though he's hardly perfect. His OctoCamo provides only light protection against knives and other weapons. And even though he's in peak physical condition, one well-placed bullet will put him down as easily as any other man.
"Well, he's not exactly a super-soldier now, is he?" Hawkeye said.
"I'm not bullet-proof either, Clint." Steve, a super-soldier, told him.
"..."
Wiz: Also, cloning and nanomachines don't mix. By the time he was 35 years old, they caused Snake to begin aging rapidly and, even suffer heart issues and seizures.
"Damn." Carol said.
"Tony…" Wasp began.
"Yeah, I'm now a bit iffy on nanomachines." Tony said.
Boomstick: Old and wrinkly or not, you can count on Solid Snake to see every single mission through… and be a badass the whole time! There's a reason he's known as the man who makes the impossible possible.
Snake: I'm no hero. Never was. Never will be.
Meryl Silverburgh: You haven't changed at all Snake.
Solid Snake had given a positive view of himself on the fellow Avengers. Steve views him as a great soldier and someone who will carry on a mission to do what is right. The others either thought that the same thing or that he was a badass… whatever the difference is.
Sam Fisher
(Unknown Theme)
Wiz: Samuel Leo Fisher was born in Towson, Maryland in 1957.
Boomstick, Hawkeye, and Wasp: Woah, he's older than I thought.
Wiz: Orphaned at a young age, he spent his youth at a military boarding school. His goal was to join the C.I.A. and follow in the footsteps of his late father.
Background
Full name: Samuel Leo Fisher
Born: April 17, 1957
Height: 5'10" | 178 cm
Weight: 170 lbs.| 77 kg
Ambidextrous
Possesses the Fifth freedom
- The legal right to break the law in order to uphold the greater good (The heroes appreciate that)
Proficient in Krav Maga
Apparently owns an elephant (That's cool!)
"That's a good goal." T'Challa said.
(Unknown Theme)
Boomstick: Sam's career in government work was an impressive one, joining both the C.I.A. and the Navy Seals.
"Well, goal fulfilled." Janet said.
Boomstick: During this time, he found he had a particular knack for espionage… and ladies. See, on one of his missions, he fired off a few rounds into the wrong target, and knocked her up.
Janet and Carol were now blushing and both they, and everyone else, were now viewing Sam as bit of a screw-up.
"Hey, Sam, have ya' ever heard of "protection?"" Clint yelled.
"Guess he didn't." Tony said.
Boomstick: So, he married her, they had a daughter named Sarah, and Sam Fisher lived happily ever after.
They all, now, felt happy for Sam. He's now got a wife and a daughter, and it seems that his life could only get better…
Boomstick: No wait- he got divorced after three years and his ex died of ovarian cancer.
… never mind.
"Ouch." Tony and Clint said.
Everyone couldn't help but feel bad for Sam and his daughter.
"At least they have each other." Janet said.
"Yeah… I guess you're right." Steve replied.
Wiz: Left with no other family but his daughter, Sam retired at just 47 years old. This time, he'd spend the rest of his days in peace.
They all smiled again. But before anyone could say anything, Wiz and Boomstick started laughing.
Wiz: As if! We all know how it goes.
(Play: Splinter Cell- Main Menu Theme)
Wiz: Sam was too good to leave the agent's life forever, and was recruited by Third Echelon, a top-secret sub-branch of the NSA. Third Echelon wanted Sam for their new Black Ops unit, focused on infiltrating impenetrable locations, extracting information, and escaping even the most impossible scenarios. They called it the Splinter Cell program.
Now things are getting interesting.
"Now that sounds awesome. But, crazy." Wasp said.
Boomstick: "Oh, yeah! Let me come out of retirement and do that-the completely impossible!"
(Sam has a guard in a chokehold)
Sam: Talk, but talk quietly.
Guard: I'll tell you anything. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met!
Sam: That's quite a claim.
Guard: I've already wet myself!
Sam: Well… Then you've made the Top Ten.
Everyone started laughing at that. Pure gold right there.
"I hope the next time I do that; the same thing happens!" Clint said.
"Same here." Tony said, in agreement.
(Unknown Theme)
Boomstick: Well, luckily, like other agents of stealth, Sam Fisher didn't have to work alone.
Support
Name: Anna Grímsdóttir
A.K.A.: Grim Reaper
Technical Operations Officer for Fourth Echelon
A master hacker
Was temporarily the director of Third Echelon?
Acts as an extension of Sam's eyes and ears on the field
Wiz: His support comes from Anna Grímsdóttir, or Grim, who communicates with Sam through sub-dermal implants in his ear.
Boomstick and Wasp: Eww…
Wiz: It's just a tiny earpiece which operates by directly vibrating the bones of his inner ear, so only Sam can hear her.
"That sounds useful." Steve said.
"Yeah, but it doesn't sound as good as the CODEC." Tony said.
Boomstick: So, she's vibrating his bones, eh?
They all now felt a bit uncomfortable, including Wiz.
Wiz: What is with you today?
Boomstick: I dunno…
"Yeah, we don't wanna' know." Tony said.
Wiz: Grim is a world-class hacker who started as Third Echelon's lead programmer, and MIGHT be aging backwards…
They all see what Grim looked like in 2004 and 2013, and they all agree that she could be aging backwards.
Wiz: … but that's irrelevant. Together, they are a formidable team, although Sam and Grim have very different approaches to a mission and can sometimes butt heads. While Grim is very by-the-books, Fisher prefers to follow his instincts. For better or worse, he will completely abandon a well-laid plan over a mere hunch. Surprisingly, this works out better than you'd think.
"Well, that guy's got good luck on his side." Clint said.
Boomstick: See? You don't always have to plan out every little detail about every little thing.
Wiz: I thought we agreed never to discuss that trip!
Boomstick: I just wanted a churro, but nooo, it wasn't in the schedule! Bet it was delicious...
Wiz: Oh, shut up, Boomstick.
Boomstick: I'll kill you.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh at the hosts' argument. And, once again, Janet's stomach grumbled again.
'Great. Now I want a churro.'
(AN: Great! Now I want one!)
(Unknown Theme)
Wiz: Grim directs Sam's movements, keeping him invisible on the field along with the latest in stealth gear.
Weapons & Equipment
Five-seven pistol
- Uses armor-piercing SS190 rounds
SC-20K M.A.W.S.
- Can switch into assault rifle, shotgun, and sniper rifle attachments
- Deploys miscellaneous ammo including sticky shockers, rubber bullets, and sticky cameras
Mark VIII Tactical Operations Suit
- 8 mm thick, weighs 4 lbs.
- Composed of Kevlar, RhinoPlate, and Gore-Tex
Multi-Vision Goggles
- Capable of night, thermal, and sonar vision
Boomstick: He sports the Mark VIII Tactical Operations Suit, a light-diffusing black armor that's layered with Kevlar and RhinoPlate to help protect against bullets.
Wiz: Along with a layer of Gor-Tex, a material that suppresses his heat signature to make him invisible to night vision.
"Nice." Tony said, impressed.
Boomstick: Speaking of night-vision, Sam… has that and more. His Multi-Vision goggles come equipped with thermal vision, sonar, a zoom function, and even footprint tracking, to ensure that Fisher can see you even if you can't see him. In fact, he's so stealthy that while he can track footprints left behind by others, his own trail is completely undetectable, even by him!
"That's pretty cool." Clint states.
"Wait, did Boomstick just say that Sam can't even see his own footprints?" Carol asked.
"He might just be the stealthiest man ever." Steve states.
Boomstick: I'd say that he's the stealthiest man ever if it weren't for the THREE GIANT GREEN LIGHTS COMING OFF HIS HEAD! C'mon, dude!
They all see how obvious the three green lights were. What surprises them most is how he manages to sneak around without anyone noticing.
Wiz: Common misconception. As obvious as they may appear, those lights are actually invisible to a normal human eye.
Boomstick and Hawkeye: Really?
(Unknown Theme)
Boomstick: Well, that's too bad for his enemies, because Sam excels at killing efficiently. While lurking in the shadows, he takes aim with his favorite pistol: the semi-automatic Five-Seven, a compact firearm that's perfect for silent, quick kills.
Wiz: And, if someone manages to spot him-unlikely as it may be, Fisher is more than prepared to take them head-on with his SC-20K Modular Assault Weapons System.
The weapons started getting cool. The Five-Seven really sounded like a great weapon for stealth missions. However, their attention is drawn toward the SC-20K.
Boomstick: This beaut is like the Swiss Army knife of guns; it has an assault rifle mode, shotgun mode, sniper rifle-oh, she can be whatever you want her to be…
While the fact that the gun had different modes, it just got very awkward and uncomfortable when Boomstick started to act weird about it. Wiz was even creeped out by this.
Wiz: Um, Boomstick?
Boomstick: Wha…? Yeah, um... As versatile as she is, that's nothing compared to the amount of things she fires. Aside from bullets, the 20K can launch gas and EMP grenades, sticky shockers, rubber bullets, and even cameras which attach to the wall.
Wiz: After their titanium spikes anchor them in place, Fisher uses his built-in communications device, the OPSAT, to monitor them. These cameras have night, thermal, and electromagnetic field vision.
"He's prepared for just about anything." Wasp said.
(Play: Splinter Cell Conviction- Main Theme)
Boomstick: Sam's got so many ways to take on his opponents, it's hard to count all the impressive stuff he's done.
Feats
Has infiltrated both the CIA and Third Echelon itself
Evaded four snipers looking for him
Can headshot four people before the last man can draw his gun
Prevented World War III on multiple occasions (Impressive)
Completed a training course so silently, his superiors didn't realize that he had even started
Boomstick: He's carried out more than a dozen missions, went all Liam Neeson and rescued his daughter from kidnappers, and has even infiltrated the CIA itself, which probably isn't easy.
Wiz: He has single handedly prevented a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, foiled terrorist plans to destroy the world's oil supply-all of it-and when he discovered that Third Echelon was corrupt from within, he took it down by teaming up with Grim to create... Fourth Echelon.
"Let's see: Stopped WW III from happening multiple times, defeated the corrupted organization he worked for, stopped a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, and stopped terrorists from destroying the world's oil supply." Clint listed. "I can see how this is a good match."
"Yep." Janet replied.
Boomstick: In combat, he's insanely fast and accurate on the quick-draw. Even when surrounded, he can put four bullets in four skulls in 3.2 seconds. He can literally take a life in the blink of an eye. Despite his age, nature hasn't slowed Sam down at all. I don't know about you, but I'll be thinking twice before stepping into any shadows.
Lambert: Fisher… it's starting to look like war is unavoidable. JCOS is asking all sources for current Division level intelligence.
Sam: So besides stopping World War Three, is there anything else I can do for you this evening?
After all that, the Avengers thought that Sam was a daring man. Willing to do the impossible to protect the world. He reminded them of themselves. Doing the impossible to protect the world.
Now it's come down to the fight. The six Avengers are now deciding on who would win.
"I think Snake will win. He seems to have better feats." T'Challa states.
"I agree. Plus, we saw the better technology." Tony states.
"But Sam is better at stealth." Clint points out. "He could sneak up on Snake and kill him from behind."
"I agree." Carol said.
"I honestly want to see a good fight." Wasp said.
"I don't mind which one wins either. Both are capable soldiers, so this will be a great fight." Steve said.
"Alright then, let's watch." Tony said.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a STEALTH BATTLE!
(Unknown Theme)
Secret Zanzibar Research facility
Status: Abandoned
Target: Data files on Meta patients #05, #09, #13 and experimental human research drug
Location: North Zanzibar forest
0400 hrs July 10, 2018
In a North Zanzibar forest on July 10, 2018, there is a secret research facility containing data that has information on meta human testing. Solid Snake arrives in a helicopter and prepares to arrive in the facility as he receives a call from Otacon.
Otacon: Ok Snake. I've finished uploading the building schematics to your Solid Eye. The intel we need is inside. Should be a piece of cake, but… there's one heat signature inside.
Snake: Just one?
Otacon: Yeah. Maybe everyone's out for a late night dinner?
Snake: Thanks Otacon. Piece of cake.
"So that's the CODEC?" Janet asked.
"I guess so." Tony said.
"That's so cool."
(Unknown Theme)
Snake then enters the building. Meanwhile, Sam Fisher is finishing uploading the data both he and Snake were sent out to retrieve, having taken down a few guards beforehand. Sam hears Snake's helicopter leave the area.
"Uh, oh. He heard the chopper." Clint said.
"Snake's cover is blown." Carol added.
Sam: Grim, we haven't had the chopper planned, have we?
Grim is monitoring Sam's progress through a plane above the area.
Grim: No, the Paladin is your EVAC plan. Why?
Sam: Hmmm… we've got a party crasher.
Sam removes the flash drive and leaves the computer. As Grim looks at her map.
Grim: Your new friend won't last long. There's only one way into that room.
Sam and Snake slowly sneak up to each other on opposite sides of the wall.
(Unknown Theme)
Sam: Don't lecture me. He's mine.
Otacon: Snake, he's in the room…
FIGHT!
(Play: Gotta Get The Cash- Max Anarchy)
The two soldiers point their guns at each other and are surprised (with the iconic Metal Gear "!").
The six Avengers all let out a small laugh.
"That's awesome!" Clint laughed out.
They both hide back, then Sam comes back and tries to shoot Snake. Snake counters him and knocks Sam's gun out of his hand before delivering some punches. Snake takes his gun out and looks at the computer Sam was using. Sam then shoots the computer and destroys it.
Snake: Where's the data?
Sam: Wouldn't you like to know?
"Yeah. That's why he asked." Janet said.
Sam and Snake exchange more punches and bullets before Sam kicks Snake forward and takes out his SC-20K and has it on assault rifle mode. Snake dodges the bullets with his acrobatic skills. Sam then comes around the corner and sees a cardboard box sneaking around. He then hides at the next corner.
"Did Snake just crawl away in a cardboard box?" Tony asked.
"Didn't do that good of a job." Carol said.
Sam: Grim, did you get that?
Grim: Sam, are you alright?
Sam: I'm fine. He's after the data.
Grim: Just our luck. I'll bring the plane in for you.
Sam: Don't. This guy's gonna be a problem if I don't take care of him now.
Grim: But it's more important than-
Sam: No!
Sam shoots two cameras into the ceiling to monitor his enemy.
"Oh. I forgot he had those." Steve said.
Sam: Trust me Grim.
Snake calls Otacon on his codec.
Snake: I'm not alone. Somebody beat me to the intel and destroyed the source. Think he's with Praying Mantis? Raven Sword?
Otacon: If they're operating out here, it couldn't possibly be anyone we're familiar with. I'll start scanning radio frequencies to see if I can find any comm lines, but Snake... Until we know what you're up against I suggest you keep yourself out of sight.
Snake: I already got it covered.
Otacon: Please tell me it's not a cardboard box.
The codec ends. Snake is in the men's restroom with the cardboard box.
Janet and Carol couldn't help but giggle at that.
Snake: Do I need to go over this again? The cardboard box is a very important tool for infiltration missions. It's ideal for fooling the enemy.
"That's… a really good point." Clint said.
"Yeah."
"But it's still stupid, though."
"Oh yeah."
In the dark hallway, Fisher has his Multi-Vision goggles on as he tracks Snake's footprints into the restroom. He encounters the box and shoots a camera into the wall behind it as Snake's codec starts again.
Otacon: Snake, this is insane.
Snake: Otacon, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of my mission hinges on how I use this cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box…
Sam shoots the box three times…
"Oh, no!" Wasp exclaimed.
… and kicks it over to discover no one's inside.
"What the…?!"
"He's gone."
(Play: Metal Gear Solid 3- Main Theme)
Snake, using OctoCamo, sneaks up behind him.
Snake: ...is only made of paper.
(Play: Laughin' At U- Max Anarchy)
Snake armlocks Sam's head but Sam punches and flips his way out. They exchange punches and bullets again and Snake throws Sam onto the ground as he loses the flash drive, allowing Snake to pick it up and contact Otacon.
Snake: Otacon, I've got the intel.
Sam gets up and shoots Snake in the stomach, injuring him and hides in the shadows.
"Ouch." Tony and Clint hissed.
Snake activates the invisibility on his suit as Grim contacts Sam.
Grim: Sam, I'm sending you a camera feed. Whatever suit he's wearing is powered by electricity.
Sam: Perfect.
Sam throws his EMP grenade into the room, disabling Snake's invisibility.
"Well, there goes that element of surprise." Tony said.
Snake points the gun but finds no one there, then struggles with his gunshot wound. Sam took the time to escape into the vents.
Grim: That was close. You're welcome by the way.
Sam: I lost the data.
Grim: Oh, wonderful. Well, without his suit, he's not hiding anywhere.
(Unknown Theme)
"Yeah, but can he deal with him hand-to-hand?" Wasp said.
Sam comes out of the vents and approaches a door.
Grim: He's just behind that door. Go get it back, old man.
Sam: This is too easy.
Sam starts hearing static in his earpiece.
Sam: Ah, what is that?!
Grim: I don't know. Somebody's interfering.
Everyone was curious too. They don't know what was going on either.
Otacon: Hello? Is this thing on?
"It's Otacon!" Wasp yelled.
"Oh, yeah. I guess we forgot about him." Clint said.
Grim: Who is this?! Identify yourself!
Otacon: I'm Otacon. I'm impressed; Your security's pretty state-of-the-art. Not good enough though.
(Play: Divine Identity- Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil 2)
During their conversation, Otacon is hacking all of Grim's computers.
"Oh, crap." Clint said. "She's screwed."
Grim: What? How long have you been listening in?
Otacon: Long enough. But right now Ms. Grim, I've got to shut you down.
The technology in the Paladin starts going haywire and exploding as the plane also starts going down.
Grim: AHH! Sam! Sam, do you copy? SAM!
Sam: Grim, are you there? Are you okay?
"Far from it, dude." Clint yells.
All the lights in the facility start shutting down, prompting Sam to put on his goggles. He goes into the room and starts looking as Snake, smoking a cigarette, prepares to attack him.
Snake: You're pretty good... (The quote continuously echoes in the background, using Ocelot's voice clip from Metal Gear Solid 1)
Janet, Clint, Carol, and Tony all had shivers going down their spines.
The screen goes black.
Otacon: Snake?
Snake and Sam fire shots at each other.
Everything is getting intense.
Otacon: Snake?!
They continue shooting.
The six Avengers are literally at the edge of their seats.
Otacon: SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
(Ocelot's 'Pretty... Good...' voice clip from Metal Gear Solid 3's Virtuous Mission clip echoes in the background.)
They continue shooting until clicks were heard. Sam fires off his assault rifle as Snake dodges the bullets. The bullets take out the windows which lights up the room. Sam takes off his goggles as Snake sneaks up to him and suplexes him, knocking away Sam's gun.
"HA! WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!" Tony yells.
They both then take out their knives and clash. Sam manages to get a good cut on Snake and gets the data back.
Sam: Gotcha.
Snake gets the upper hand on Sam and stabs him a couple times with his knife and then electrocutes Fisher as his opponent drops the data. Snake then kills Sam Fisher by stabbing the spy through the head with Fisher's own knife.
The six's jaws dropped. None of them saying anything or making a single sound.
As Fisher falls down with the two fatal knife injuries, Snake catches the data and smokes a cigarette.
Snake: Piece of cake.
KO!
Snake rides off in his helicopter as the Paladin crashes down into the facility, presumably killing Grim as well.
(Play: Metal Gear Solid 3- Main Theme)
Boomstick, Stark, and Barton: Holy Hell!
"Damn!" Janet and Carol exclaimed.
Wiz: Both Snake and Fisher were experts in their field. Snake may come second to Fisher's skills of silent assassination, but he far exceeds him in close-quarters-combat thanks to his specialized training.
"See? He has the better fighting style." Tony said.
Boomstick: Even though Sam was a master of blending into the shadows, Snake's Solid Eye had no trouble tracking him down.
Wiz: What's more, Grim's comm-line has a history of being hacked into while Snake's CODEC does not.
"That's a good reason." Wasp said.
Boomstick: But what about Snake's nanomachines and Solid Eye? Wouldn't they be disabled by the EMP blast?
"Yeah. What the hell happened there?" Clint said.
Before Stark or T'Challa could say anything, Wiz answered the question.
Wiz: Actually, no. EMP's are comparable to microwaves in how they affect electronics. When Snake was bombarded with microwaves, his Solid Eye survived for 2 minutes of non-stop radiation, while his nanomachines remained intact throughout the entire experience. A single EMP grenade doesn't quite stack up to a hallway of microwaves.
"Oh."
Boomstick: Even if he did lose his nanomachines somehow, he didn't need them to beat Sam.
Wiz: Overall, Snake has a counter for anything Fisher could throw at him and had the edge in close-quarters-combat, leaving this victory pretty straight forward.
"So, it was a curb stomp then?" Carol stated, deadpanned.
"Apparently so." Steve replied.
Boomstick: Poor Sam. This loss just kinda snuck up on him. Yeah from the start, it was lights out for Sam.
Janet chuckled at the pun.
Wiz: The Winner… is Solid Snake!
They all clapped and a couple cheered for Snake's victory. Steve himself was happy of the outcome. Though he questions the killing part, he still thought that Snake was the clear victor.
Next time, on DEATH BATTLE…
They all look at the screen. It black and quiet, until the sound of mechanized breathing is heard. Then music, which is familiar to four of the Avengers, and a chair rises slowly to reveal… Darth Vader.
"Vader! Awesome!" Hawkeye exclaimed.
"Sweet! Who's he gonna' fight?" Janet wondered out loud.
VS.
The screen goes black again, but then blue electricity shoots from around a blue object. Then it slowly reveals a man wearing a green cloak.
The six narrowed their eyes at the screen. Something about this character seems familiar.
Then, the face is revealed. A familiar, metal, face.
Dr. Doom: The final triumph, of Victor von Doom… begins.
Everyone's eye widened. Darth Vader vs. Dr. Doom?! There was no doubt that of what they needed to do next.
"Stark. Get everyone down here ASAP." Steve said calmly.
"On it." Tony said as he started to send out the message.
