Chapter 2: Genin
Konoha Academy
It was a great day for the newest generation of Genin's in Konoha. Today marked the start of their epic journey in the world of Shinobi. However, only one thing was discussed, last day's events. The Sandaime Hokage made a statement that shocked everyone in the village yesterday noon. He proclaimed that the Yondaime Hokage, the Hero of The Village who stopped the rampage of the Kyuubi, had a son, named Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. While the younger generation were curious, the older simply widened their eyes in realization. He said he was training in secret and now is the time for him to become a Genin. The New Generation were very curious to the identity of this boy. Gossip was flying everywhere. Suddenly, the door opened and silence fell in the class. Naruto looked at the Genin and tilted his head to the side. Then, dozens of screams were heard and a wave of fangirls surrounded him. "You're so cute!" "You look so smart!" "Marry me please!" "Give me babies!" At the last one he simply sweatdropped. Then, a Chunin came inside. He stood at 5'6, with brown hair tied in a ponytail and dark brown eyes. He also had a scar running across the bridge of his nose. He wore the traditional Konoha Chunin Uniform. He looked at the commotion and used his 'Big Head Jutsu'. "Silence! Go to your seats!" he yelled, making every kunoichi return to their seats, freeing Naruto. He then smiled "Ah Namikaze-sama, please take a seat." he said. Naruto looked at him for a moment, then disappeared and reappeared on a seat next to the window, making every fangirl sigh from adoration, while getting looks of hate and envy from the boys. He paid them no mind though. Instead, the moment Iruka started his speech, he simply turned to look at a girl beside him. She had long brown hair and light brown eyes. She wore a yellow clip in the shape of two circles on her hair. For her outfit, she wore a pink kimono held by a pink sash and violet baggy pants. Beneath the kimono, she wore red mesh armor. She also sported orange Ninja Sandals for footwear. 'Hmmm. She is cute.' he thought. She noticed him staring and blushed. He merely grinned causing her to blush more. However, he stopped and raised his arm to stop an eraser. "Namikaze- sama, please pay attention." He turned to him narrowing his eyes, causing Iruka to gulp and continue. Naruto then examined each Clan Heir. 'Hmm. We got a Nara, an Akimichi, a Yamanaka, a Hyuga, an Inuzuka, an Aburame, a member of the Haruno civilian clan ugh and of course the Uchiha, god does he look like an emo…'
He stopped his inside ranting when he heard Iruka announce the team "Team 7 Sasuke Uchiha, Haruno Sakura-" A scream of happiness was heard. "And Namikaze Naruto." Then a crash was heard. All class turned to look at Naruto, who had punched the wall, making spider cracks, his eyebrow twitching 'Oh Hiruzen you will pay for this….'
Iruka sweatdropped and continued "Team 8 Hinata Hyuga, Aburame Shino and Inuzuka Kiba. Team 9 is still in circulation. Team 10 Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino." causing a whine to be heard "Why those two?" from Ino. "Team 11 will be composed of Yakumo Kurama and Sai and they will be a support team. Wait for your teachers to pick you up. I wish you all good luck!" he said proudly. Then, three people Shunshined, one was a beautiful woman with black hair and red eyes. "Team 8
with me." she said. The second was another woman with short purple hair and light brown eyes "Team 11 with me! Move it maggots!" she said with a grin that send shivers down the Genin's back." The last was a man smoking "Team 10 with me!" he said boredly. Eventually all the students except Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto turned to look at his team. Sasuke had black hair resembling a duck's rear and coal black eyes, like most Uchiha. He wore a high-collar blue shirt, white shorts and Blue Ninja sandals. Sakura had long pink hair and emerald green eyes. She wore a pink qipao dress, dark green biker shorts and Blue Ninja sandals. She was currently trying to convince Sasuke to go on a date, causing him to ignore her. 2 hours passed causing his eyes to twitch while the others were also pissed. Suddenly, he stood up and went in front of the door and fell into a stance ready to kick. Then, the door opened and he sent his leg forward causing a scream of pain to be heard. Naruto shunshined while a white haired man, with one obscured by his forehead protector, wearing a Jounin uniform fell on the ground, holding his 'jewels'. "Ow. Meet me on the roof. Ow." he said painfully while also shunshined, causing the other two to run towards the stairs.
Once the two reached the roof, they saw Naruto leaning on the wall, his arms crossed, while Kakashi had an eye smile while scratching his head. "Alright. Let's introduce ourselves. Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams." Sakura looked at him "Ehm Sensei, why don't you start so we know how to?" Kakashi looked at her, thinking along with the other two how is she the Top Kunoichi but started nonetheless. "Alright. I am Hatake Kakashi. I have many likes and dislikes. My hobbies, you don't need to know. My dream, you will find out one day." he said with an eye smile. 'All he told us is his name…' thought Sakura and Sasuke until they heard Naruto speak "You are Hatake Kakashi. You like porn and dislike people who don't like porn. Your hobbies are reading Icha Icha and your dream is to star in an Icha Icha movie…" smirked Naruto, causing Kakashi and the rest to widen his eyes. He then sighed "Since I started, I might finish. My name is Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. I like training, combat, strong women,cigars, porn and Kora. I dislike weak women, fangirls, annoying people and arrogant shits. My dream is my own." he said. Sakura glared at him when he said porn while Kakashi smiled, but raised an eyebrow. "What is Kora?" All he got in response was Naruto raising his arm, revealing a red tin can with the name Kora in white "Carbonated soft drink. Buy it some time." he replied taking a sip. Kakashi turned to Sakura "My name is Haruno Sakura. I like *looks at Sasuke*, my hobbies are *stares at Sasuke blushing*, my dream is *squeals while looking at Sasuke, I HATE INO-PIG!" she finished with a scowl. "You like Sasuke, your hobbies are stalking Sasuke, your dreams are to marry Sasuke and have his children." Naruto said causing her to glare at him. He earned a laugh from Kakashi who turned to the last member "I am Sasuke Uchiha. My likes and dislikes are none of your business. I have no hobbies and my dream, no my ambition, is to kill a certain man and revive my clan." Naruto interfered once again "You like tomatoes, training and bragging about Uchiha. You dislike everything happy and non-Uchiha. Your ambition is to kill your brother and make more Uchihas to annoy the world." he grinned causing Sasuke to glare at him while Kakashi laughed harder. "All right. Now that this is over. Meet me tomorrow at 9 outside of training field 7 to get the Genin test." "But Kakashi- sensei we are already Genin." Sakura questioned. "That was just a test to weed out the people unworthy of being Genin. Tomorrow will be the actual test. I suggest not to eat or you will puke. Ja ne!" he said and disappeared, Naruto mimicking him. Sakura turned to Sasuke and said "Sasuke-kun, do you wa-" only to see him leave causing her to sigh.
Training Ground 7
You could see Sasuke and Sakura scowling. They came at 9 am and have been waiting for 3 hours. Suddenly, Kakashi showed up, causing her to yell "YOU'RE
LATE!" only to get hit by a tin can of Kora in response. They looked up to see Naruto on a tree branch drinking yet another can of coke. He got down "Let's get this over with." he muttered. Kakashi took out two bells "The goal is simple. You must each grab a bell or you will go back to the Academy. Take it from me with the intent to kill." he said, tying them to his waist. "But Sensei there are only two bells." she asked causing him to nod "Yes. One of you will go back. Now you got one hour. Begin!" he yelled, causing Sasuke and Sakura to hide. Only Naruto stood there, crashing the tin can and putting it down on the ground. "Ehm, Naruto we begun."
Naruto simply cracked his arms and neck, then fell into a stance. "Don't die." he said and kicked the tin can, which flew with terrifying force towards Kakashi, causing him to duck. The tin can buried itself inside a tree. "Are you trying to-" he asked but stopped to duck under a dozen shuriken from Naruto, "Yes!" he yelled and jumped towards him, sending an axe kick to his face. Kakashi brought his arms up, stopping it. A shock wave was released as the ground cracked. Kakashi pushed him and jumped back, only to have to dodge Naruto, who rushed towards him, attempting to hit him with his shoulder. Instead, he hit a tree, causing it to fall. Kakashi widened his eyes and shunshined 100 meters back. "Looks like I need to get serious." he said uncovering his Sharingan eye. 'How does he have my clan's bloodline!' Sasuke glared, from his hidden spot. 'Wow.' Sakura thought from hers. Naruto merely grinned, releasing chakra " I believe I scored Taijutsu, so let me try Ninjutsu." he said quickly forming hand seals. "Wind Release: Vacuum Sphere!" he exhaled blasts of wind, causing Kakashi to dodge most except a few who sliced his legs, blood gushing out. He growled and formed hand seals himself "Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Flower!" he spat out small fireballs and fused them with shuriken. Once the shuriken were a few meters, Naruto did a simple hand seal "Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!" he released a gust of wind so strong that it extinguished the fire and threw back the shuriken. However, Kakashi wasn't done "Fire Release: Grand Fireball!"
he threw a giant fireball at Naruto, causing him to counter with a "Water Release: Water Shark Bullet!" A giant shark made of water rushed and extinguished the fire.
Suddenly, Naruto appeared in front of Kakashi "Lightning Release: False Darkness!" he spat a spear of lightning which pierced Kakashi, but he turned into a log. "How about Genjutsu?Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death!" A tree warped around Naruto, from which Kakashi appeared and put a Kunai in his neck "Give up!" he said, which caused Naruto to smirk. Suddenly, a wave of chakra flooded the area, which broke the Genjutsu and caused Kakashi to stumble back. Naruto rushed at him and muttered "Lightning Release: Flash Pillar." A bright light appeared around him, which blinded Kakashi. He felt several punches to his ribs along with a cry of "Mega Kick!" and got hit in the stomach so hard that he fell to the ground. Once he rose and could finally see, Naruto was nowhere to be found.
Sasuke scowled "I won't lose to him!" he whispered. Kakashi looked up to see Kunai coming his way. He used Kawarimi only to see Sasuke rushing at him. They engaged in Taijutsu, as Naruto appeared behind Sakura "Pss. Sakura!" She attempted to scream but he placed his hand over her mouth "Be silent!" She nodded and looked at him "We should team up. That is the point of this test." She shook her head scoffing "As if! Just watch as Sasuke-kun beats him up!" Naruto sighed and simply disappeared. He reappeared on a tree to see Sasuke panting while Kakashi read his book. "I won't lose!" he yelled going through handsigns. "Fire Release! Grand Fireball!" causing him to spit out a small fireball in a continuous stream. When he stopped, he heard Kakashi "I didn't think a Genin could do such a Jutsu, but it doesn't matter. Konoha Secret Technique!" he said putting his hands on the tiger symbol…. And plunging them in Sasuke's rear "A thousand years of death!" causing a cry of pain to be heard as Sasuke was launched to the air, causing Naruto to sweatdrop 'He actually did it….' Sakura simply gawked. She went to her Sasuke-kun only to see him full of Kunai. "Sakura… help.." he said and passed out causing her to faint and Kakashi to sweatdrop "That was an E-rank genjutsu… and she failed to see it.." he muttered and heard the timer go off.
Sasuke and Sakura were on a post, glaring at their sensei as Naruto twirled a Kunai around. "I must say I am disappointed at you two. Sakura" Kakashi said seriously "You fell for an E- Rank Genjutsu and showed absolutely zero skill." he lectured her causing her to look down sadly. "And you Sasuke." he turned to him "You showed skill. But skill is nothing without a plan. You rushed headfirst when you saw Naruto's skill. Your pride threw strategy off the window." Sasuke merely huffed. "And you Naruto." his serious look turned into a hurtful "Why did you try to kill me?"
Naruto merely lit up a cigar "Don't be a baby. You said to come with the intent to kill. Besides, you didn't fight seriously, since we only stuck to B-Rank jutsu."
Kakashi sighed "Anyways even with your skill you didn't manage to take the bells."
A ching sound was heard. They turned to look at Naruto who held the bells in his hands, then at Kakashi's bells which soon vanished. "H-How? When?" "When I used the Lightning Genjutsu, I snatched the bells and set up a Genjutsu that made them look like they were there. You didn't notice cause the flash blinded for a few seconds more than just your eyesight." Sasuke then widened his eyes "How do you have the Sharingan?" he yelled at him. Kakashi turned to him "It was a gift from a friend..."
he muttered and turned to the memorial stone "That stone has the name of every ninja who gave up their lives to protect their village. He is there…" he said sadly. Sasuke kept quiet. "Anyway, what will you do with the bells, Naruto?" He simply crushed them under his palm, causing the other to to gasp. He turned to them "The point of this test was teamwork. You Sakura refused my help. You Sasuke…. I didn't bother since I knew the answer. But with me breaking the bells, I just worked with you. So do we pass?" Kakashi looked at him, then nodded with an eye smile "Yes! Thanks to Naruto you pass! From now on we're Team 7!" he said with a thumbs up, causing Sasuke to smirk and Sakura to smile. "Now, then." said Naruto taking out his Chakra blades and coating them with Lightning Chakra "I need to teach you a lesson." he grinned to Kakashi, causing him to stumble back "Wait Naru-!" A roar of thunder was heard, along with "THAT'S FOR BEING LATE!"
Sarutobi sat in his office, looking at the Jounins. "Give your reports." "Team 1
failed." "Team 2 failed." "Team 3 passed." "Team 4 passed… barely." "Team 5 failed."
"Team 6 passed but they will need work." "Team 8 passed but they will need work."
"Team 10 passed." The door opened as a fried Kakashi walked in "Kakashi! What happened?" "Naruto pissed… bad thing…" he said causing the room to sweatdrop, then widen their eyes at his next words "Team 7 passed." "You passed a team?" "Yes… they need a lot of work but they pass." Sarutobi sighed. "Alright. Dismissed everyone." As soon as they left, he looked outside this window "I wonder what surprises you have stored for me… Naruto.." he said with a smile.
