Ghost Boy meets Jiangshi Girl

Chinatown, Amity Park.

Danny soon landed at the destination and looked around.

"There's the park." He said, making sure the flowers were okay.

As he did, he didn't see someone watching from atop a building.

"There he is." A familiar girl's voice said. This girl then groaned. "Enough commenting. In this form, I look a lot older anyway…"

''Let's just get this over with..."The other girl muttered, while the ghost boy looked around.

"Huh… where is she? Is she late?" Danny asks himself.

"HIY!" He heard someone shout.

He looked up, seeing someone atop a building. Due to the moon being blocked by clouds, he could only see a silhouette before they jumped off.

He barely dodged it once he realize that this was an attack.

"Hey, wait!" Danny called out.

However, the figure landed without issue as the moonlight finally peeked through the clouds and Danny could see this figure.

"Nihao…" She went.

It was a tall girl with short dark blue hair, blue skin, yellow eyes and she was dressed in what looked like some pink dynastic robe, a gold piece of cloth around the waist and with a hat. She also had a really long pair of arms but he didn't pay too much mind to that.

She was also, to Danny, rather pretty.

"Wow…" He whispered, his face turning red as she looked at him. "Who is this? Why didn't my ghost sense go off? Why is she so… pretty? And…" He now noticed the gap between the two was slowly closing as her feet were reaching him. "... why is she coming in so fast?"

Her feet connected with Danny, kicking him several feet away as he rolled on the ground.

"Okay! I don't know if you're a Darkstalker or not, but the plan worked!" She said as she landed on her feet and her long arms lifted, ready to fight. "Now, fight me!"

"Fight y-"

Danny didn't finish as he acted on instinct and barely managed to avoid a large blade by ducking.

"Okay, this isn't the kind of date that I was expecting..."He muttered as he kept dodging her attacks.

Suddenly, her claws hit the ground and somehow the blades moved like spider legs, crawling towards him. Gasping, Danny flew back.

"Don't run off! I came all this way to hunt you down!" She pouted like a child.

Danny noticed the face she was making and realized how familiar she was.

Where did I see that face before?"

"Uh… miss? Why are you attacking me? Are you a ghost hunter? And what are you, exactly?" Danny asks.

The blue girl only blinked.

"Wait… do you now know what a Dark Hunter is? You are a Darkstalker, right?" She asks.

"Dark… stalker?" Danny asked.

The blue girl blinked.

"Wait… do you not know what that is?" She asked. That's when she made a face and glared at the paper on her forehead that slightly covered her eyes. "What do you mean?! I checked and said he was a ghost! He showed up and looked so un-ghost-like I thought he'd be a Darkstalker! It's not like I could just ask him!" She went.

"Are you… arguing with that thing on your face?" Danny asked.

"It's a talisman, duh. I'm a jiangshi!" She went.

"Gee-ong-shee?" Danny asked.

She only blinked at him.

"You don't know what that is?" She asked.

"No…" He answered flatly.

She only stared at him before she reacted as if someone spoke to her.

"She's right, you have to be lying to save your skin!" She went, getting on her feet and acting childishly as she waved her arms around.

"She?" Danny asked.

"Whatever! Let's fight!" She went before swinging her arm and, out of nowhere, a boomerang came out.

"Whoa!" Danny went, narrowly avoiding the weapon and making sure to watch out for it as it returned.

However, he was too late to notice the blue girl's foot as it kicked him upward.

"Oww!" Danny said after the hit.

"You're in trouble, I'm Hsien-ko! An awesome Dark Hunter!" She declared.

Once he recovered, he saw the female jiangshi aiming her arm at him again. He sighed.

"Alright, crazy gee-whatever you are! You asked for this!" Danny said as he tried to fire an ecto blast at her.

However, Hsien-ko managed to dodge them with relative ease as her claws stretched out thanks to chains, grabbing the ground and pulling away in time. Then she jumped at him.

"HIYA!" She shouted as she leapt into the air and kicked, but the ghost boy avoided it thanks to intangibility.

"Nice form." Danny quipped.

"Thanks… but flattery won't help!" Hsien-ko said before she threw a cartoony bomb out of her sleeve that Danny caught.

Gasping at it, Danny threw it into the air, allowing it to blow up safely out of reach.

Little did he know, someone saw that explosion.


Elsewhere

He was looking for her, the girl he came for.

Someone he had quite the fascination with.

Where'd she go? I don't got the time to mess around… That kid might not be a Darkstalker, but I don't wanna get unnecessary attention… He thought.

That's when he saw the explosion coming from the park and grinned.

"Looks like I found her…" He said as he made his way.


The ghost boy and the jiangshi girl were engaged in combat. Danny swung a fist, but she avoided it in time. Danny kicked, but she backhanded it aside and elbowed him in the chest. Danny tried to shoot her with a ghost ray, but she bobbed her head out of the way.

Despite the confusion and the desperation from the ghost boy, he couldn't help but notice how graceful and skilled of a fighter his latest enemy is.

She's a better fighter than anyone I ever met… He thought as he barely avoided a punch from her.

"Don't think because you're cute that I won't pummel you!" Hsien-ko said as she raised her sleeve over his head.

Danny was about to attack, only to stop at what she said.

"Wait…" He smiled. "You think I'm-"

A large anvil fell out of her sleeve. Danny avoided it in time, but the shockwave made him lose his footing. As he fell, he saw spiky balls appear out of nowhere and phased into the ground to avoid them.

Hsien-ko stared at where he went as the anvil retracted into her sleeve in a very cartoony manner.

"Where'd he go?" She asked before she looked like someone answered her and she grew annoyed. "Very funny…"

Out of nowhere, she was tackled from the ground, Danny carrying her upward. Once the two were up, Danny managed to land a punch.

"HA!" He went.

With that opening, Danny started swinging fists, actually making a few hits. Hsien-ko reacted with her claw, but Danny reacted fast in time by becoming intangible. He then swung a kick and sent her flying back. He managed to outsly her and kick her further up.

Feeling victorious, Danny sped up to attack her one more time.

However, before he reached her, Hsien-ko pulled out a gong out of nowhere.

"Huh?! Where'd she-"

His reaction was cut short when she pulled out a mallet and hit the gong. The vibration of it, once he got close, pushed Danny, sending him back to the ground.

"Not so fast, Phantom!" Hsien-ko shouted as she landed.

Danny, getting on his knees, was too late to move as she landed on two claws, which swung her to kick him, sending him back into a wall.

Danny was panting hard, feeling he was stuck in a corner due to this mysterious girl having a great amount of combat skill and speed, giving her an edge.

However, he thought fast and saw her reaching out for him.

Danny caught the claw in time.

"Ha! Beat that, pretty lady!" He said.

"Okay..."

Before he knew it, a blue fist connected with his chin, uppercutting him before she kneed his stomach and used that same fist, which phased through her sleeve somehow, and punched him, making him roll away several feet.

Danny pushed himself up, shaking his head.

"Never fought someone like her before... the way she hit me... was kinda... cool..." He said under his breath.

He saw the girl retract her arm into her sleeve and adopted a serious look on her face.

Instead of ready for battle, Danny felt his face turn red and looked at her in awe.

She slammed her claws into the ground, creating blades that were popping out of the ground and coming towards him in a line, but he casually flew out of the way, his eyes never leaving her.

He landed gracefully.

"Ta-da! Impressed?" He asked with a smile.

"Not really, but I admire your reflexes." She said. She was ready to attack, but noticed the smile on his face that made her pause. "What?" She asked, blinking before her hands phased out of her sleeves and touched her face. "Something on my face? What?" She asks.

"No…" He said, smiling at her. He cleared his throat. "Listen… miss… Gee-whatever. I don't know why you're trying to waste me, but I'm not a bad guy."

"You tried to kidnap the former mayor! At least that's what I heard…" She said confidently before muttering.

"Uh… misunderstanding." He said.

"Hey… you might be right…" A voice only she could hear, that of Mei-Ling, said.

"Shut it!" Hsien-ko went, glaring at the talisman on her head.

"Uh… what?" Danny asks.

"Not you, I'm having a talk with my sister!" Hsien-ko went, pointing at her forehead.

"... your… sister?" Danny asked, clueless.

"She turns into the- uh, y'know what? To heck with this…" She said, once again slamming a claw into the ground.

Blades surrounded Danny, keeping him from moving.

"Uh…" He went as the blade were so close that any movement could risk a cut.

Hsien-ko then tore the parchment off her face, which had then left and transformed. To Danny's surprise, he saw a young woman, wearing strange yellow and red robes with a hat of some kind.

"Apologies…" She said to Danny.

"Just sit tight, while Sis and I talk!" Hsien-ko went.

Mei-ling, however, couldn't help but make an amused observation.

"Interesting you chose to block him rather than use the blades to attack him directly." She pointed out.

Hsien-ko, however, turned red with anger.

"There's no ulterior motive to what I did, Mei!" She went, swinging her arms out as weapons fell out of her sleeves, much to her embarrassment. "Oops…" She went.

"Still at it…" Mei-Ling groaned with a facepalm.

"Look, Mei-Ling, I don't need anymore gripe from you!" Hsien-ko went.

Danny, hearing that name, realized how familiar it sounded.

"Where have I heard that before?" He asked.

Before he could ask the two sisters, with one clearly acting more mature than the other, the sound of a rock and roll guitar went off, getting their attention.

"Oh no…" Mei-ling went.

"Ember?" Danny asked as he saw a figure atop the building Hsien-ko was on when he arrived."Wait… no… not hot enough…"

"My my, I knew I'd find you here, Luv!" A deep voice was heard with an Australian accent..

"Don't tell me…" Hsien-ko muttered as she looked up and saw who crashed the party.

This person also jumped off the building and landed.

This figure was a tall, blue humanoid with dark blue hair and a skull-like face. He was also shirtless and wore pants that had the United Kingdom flag on them. He also looked smug, despite the absence of lips.

"Who's this?" Danny asked.

"Lord Raptor..." Hsien-ko said in distaste.

"Hello, my dear...it has been a while… hadn't it?" Raptor asked.

"Not long enough..." The blue Dark Hunter muttered.

"Well, it's been long enough for me. You look as lovely as ever..." He said, grinning at her while giving her a once over.

"You look as gross as ever..." Hsien-ko said, readying her claws.

At the same time, Danny phased through the blade and walked calmly until regaining tangibility.

"Uh… who's the guy who looks like a Metal Album cover?" He asked.

"The name's Lord Raptor!" Raptor presented himself.

"... who?" Danny asked.

Raptor's smugness faded while Hsien-ko laughed at his displeasure.

"Lord Raptor? The Sweeny Todd of Rock? The Aussie of Metal? The duke of darkness and daringness?" Danny responded. "Ugh… Zabel Zarock?"

"Zabel… wait, I know that name! My friend Sam listens to classic rock of unpopular people." Danny said.

"That's be- wait… UNPOPULAR?!" Raptor questioned angrily.

"Yeah… she hates mainstream, don't know why, and listens to it, despite the fact that the guy was guilty of some crime back in the 90's or something." Danny then put two and together. "Wait… that's you?!"

"Exactly!" Raptor went.

"But… isn't Zabel a girl's name?" Danny asked.

"Me Mum wanted a girl and was too lazy to change the name, okay?!" Raptor went before using his guitar to create a sound wave strong enough to send Danny flying away.

As that happened, Hsien-ko shook her head.

"Do you mind? We were having a thing here?" Hsien-ko stated.

"Oh, my darling. Don't tell me you're interested in much younger men?" Raptor questioned.

"I keep telling you! I'm reincarnated from the last Hsien-ko you knew, and she didn't like you! Plus, I'm 16, I just look like 3-4 years older!" She shouted.

"And I've been dead for decades… I ain't picky." Raptor said.

"If you won't take a hint…" Hsien-ko said as she and Mei-ling nodded. "I'll etch into your skull!"

With that, Mei-Ling returned to talisman form and was attached to Hsien-ko's head.

"Ooh, let's play!" Raptor said, getting into a fighting stance.

Hsien-ko frowned and prepared herself.

"Time to play dead!" Hsien-ko shouted before she threw a sword out of her sleeve..

Lord Raptor dodged her weapon with a small leap and laughed.

"Still as lively as ever, for a jiangshi that is. Aim could use work, lemme help you with it." He said, both flirting and mocking her.

Hsien-ko sent him a dirty glare and proceeded to bridge the gap between them with a swing of her claw.

In response, Raptor's lower body somehow turned into a top-like object and started spinning as he came towards her. His bizarre attack managed to slap her with the odd rod-like bones sticking out.

This hit made Hsien-ko more impatient as she threw another cartoonish bomb that landed in Raptor's hands.

It blew up in his face, literally, rendering him covered in ash and coughing smoke.

"Baby went boom." Raptor said with a small laugh.

"Keep laughing, Chuckles." Hsien-ko said as she jumped up and attempted a dive kick.

Raptor used his guitar to shield the kick and managed to push her off. After that, his leg turned into a saw and attempted to slash her with it. Hsien-ko used the gong she previously used against Danny to block the hit and pushed Raptor back a few feet.

Seeing an opening, she came in and started slashing with her claws, but the rocker zombie pulled a bone out and used it as a sword to slash at her.

"Oh, if only this cut your top in two…" Raptor said with disappointment.

"Gross pervert!" She shouted as she tried to claw him.

In response, he suddenly disappeared. Before Hsien-ko could gasp, he appeared behind her, wrapped his arms around her from behind.

"I got you, Babe." He said as he lifted up before slamming her into the ground, hitting her in the back three times before jumping off, laughing like a maniac.

Hsien-ko groaned, trying to push herself up.

"Sis? Ideas?" She asked.

"If only we could get this talisman I was saving for Phantom on him…" Mei-Ling said.

Hsien-ko turned her head to see where Danny Phantom was blown to. He was gone.

Guess the hero thought he wasn't needed…" She thought in disappointment.

"Aww, you're as good as ever, darling. Gave me a workout I bloody well needed…" Raptor said as he approached the glaring jiangshi. "However, I'm not so keen on the third wheel…"

He grabbed the talisman from her forehead and pulled it off, much to her shock.

"Sis!"

Mei-Ling then changed back to humanoid form.

"This helps! I can still u-"

Raptor pushed her hard into the wall, knocking her on the ground and knocking her out.

"Sis!" Hsien-ko attempted to go to her, but crashed to the ground and found herself unable to move. "Not now, of all times..."She cursed under her breath.

Raptor laughed at her.

"Guess you're so used up that your pretty body is goin' through rigor mortis. That's what happens when you spend too much time flexin' them muscles." Raptor commented.

"Darn… he's right… I gotta change back just to start over." She groaned, changing back to human form.

"Went from gorgeous to just pretty in a second, I see..." Lord Raptor said with a smirk.

The jiangshi-turned-human glared at him.

"Well, if you're itching for that form, you'll have to wait-"

"I'm patient." Raptor said, readying his guitar like a blunt weapon.

Hsien-ko hated this, she knew a stand still when she saw one and this is it.

That sexist, creepy faced moron… She thought as her enemy approached her and sent her the look she always hated receiving from him.

"Now, my dear...why don't we have ourselves a duet at someplace alone and away from prying eyes?" He offered, believing that he is being charming.

His offer just made the girl's skin crawl.

"As if! Get it through your head, I'm not into sociopathic idiots!" Hsien-ko said, clearly disgusted.

Unfortunately, Lord Raptor did something that caught her attention. It was aiming his guitar at her sister.

"I do not believe that you are in any position to refuse me...unless you want to lose your sister… The villain threatened as he even raised his guitar, ready to strike..

"Mei-Ling..." Hsien-ko said in worry.

"Now, which is it my dear...and just know that I am not really a very patient man...ever..." Raptor threatened.

Before Hsien-ko could do anything, a green blast appeared and hit Lord Raptor in the back, making him crash into the ground, as well as let go of his guitar.

Hsien-ko gasped in surprise before turning to see who did that.

"I'm pretty sure the lady said no..." Danny said, since he was the one who sent the blast.

Hsien-ko blinked, seeing him still present.

"Where did you go?" She asked.

"I… never left… I was just waiting for an opportunity to step in in case you needed it." He admits

"Wait… even after we set a trap for you?" She asked.

"Water under the bridge." He assured before facing Raptor himself.

Lord Raptor only scoffed.

"You're no Darkstalker, you're just some ankle biter with freakish powers unrelated to the Makai. Bug off, this one's mine. I hear there's a hunter in a red hood and a succubus with the mind of a toddler you might have better luck with." Raptor stated.

"I have no idea what you're talking about there, Eddie, but I do have an idea this pretty lady's not your girlfriend and isn't into dating you." Danny stated.

"Oi! Get lost! No kids allowed at this concert!" Raptor shouted as he performed the same spinning attack, this time directed at Danny.

Using his ghostly body, Danny stretched out of the way before making gagging noises.

"That… was gross." He commented.

"It's about to hurt, too, Teenage Dirtbag." Raptor shouted.

Raptor charged at him and tried to strike him with his guitar but Danny managed to deflect it by creating an ecto-shield around him. He sent sent an ice blast, which the undead musician dodged. The two soon engaged in a fist fight, trying to dominate the other.

Danny punched Raptor, who responded with the same bone sword as before, scratching Danny by the chest and making him hiss in pain.

Pulling back, Danny felt some green blood was drawn.

"What… are you?" Danny asked.

"The politically correct term is Darkstalker. I'd give ya a quick synopsis, but the lady is waiting." Raptor said before performing that same spin.

Danny narrowly avoided it, but this time, electricity came out of Raptor's body, shocking him.

Looking crisped, Danny fell to his back as Raptor laughed. He then jumped up and, somehow, his lower body turned into some kind of bug's lower half that spun like a drill. Thinking fast, Danny flew out of the way as Raptor's legs returned to normal so he could stand up.

"You have to be the weirdest guy I ever fought… and I fought a guy who is obsessed with and who's powers revolve around boxes." Danny commented.

"Weird? Why thank you. Not enough to let you take me lady, that is." Raptor commented as he snapped his fingers.

In an instant, something appeared behind Danny and swallowed him. This was Le Malta, Raptor's one-eyed sidekick. It spat out a black and white ball before turning into a hoop that Raptor dunked the ball into. Once it hit the ground, it turned into Danny, who was more baffled than concerned for his pain.

"Did I just turn into a basketball?!" He asked.

Raptor did not answer, instead he jumped up and a buzzsaw popped out of his knee.

"Beat it!"

Thinking fast, Danny rolled away in time.

''Beat this!" He yelled as he tried to fire but the ghoulish man moved fast and struck him with his guitar.

Raptor knocks Danny into a tree. Before he could do anything else, a kick to Raptor's face made him lose footing.

''HI-YA!" Hsien-ko was heard as Raptor was sent flying.

Hsien-ko, once again in jiangshi form, looked down at the injured Danny and smiled at him before glaring at Lord Raptor.

"Ooh… I love the look on your face." Raptor went.

''You just don't know when to quit..." Danny muttered as he tried to get up.

"Don't worry,,," Hsien-ko went, giving an assuring smile to him. "I got this. He's my enemy and doesn't belong here.".

Before Danny could ask, Hsien-ko ran towards Raptor, intending to fight.

"Ah, what say I play you a so-" A shuriken flew in and pierced his guitar, cutting the strings, much to his displeasure. "Ah, bloody hell…"

That's when Hsien-ko made her assault.

"This is for my sister!" She punched him in the face. "This is for not getting I'm not into undead guys who hurt people!" She stomped on his foot. "And this is for beating up the nice cute boy who helped me despite trapping him!" She went as she kneed him in the groin. "I will not be going out with you, ever!"

Raptor landed on his rear, reeling in pain before noticing Hsien-ko raising her sleeve over him. He knew what was about to happen. An anvil fell out and landed on him.

Danny watched wide-eyed with mouth agape before slowly his eyes were half-lidded and a warm smile on his face.

Watching her brutally beat down this zombie with such skill and ferocity wasn't terrifying. If anything, it was rather attractive. Seeing Hsien-ko beat Raptor to a pulp, leaving him injured on the ground, was very alluring to him.

Once done, Hsien-ko went to check up on her sister.

"Sis? You awake?" She asked.

Mei-Ling said nothing as Hsien-ko tried to wake her up.

"She's a better fighter than me, clearly powerful, and scarily merciless in a fight…" Danny said, sounding almost terrified before smiling. "What a woman…"

The other Darkstalker, however, got back on his feet and walked towards her.

"If you aren't interested in this life… maybe the next one?!" Raptor shouted as he attempted to use his bone sword.

He charged at her and Danny panicked.

"Pretty blue lady!" Danny shouted, alerting her.

Hsien-ko looked up and saw him ready to use his weapon, only for him to suddenly feel it get heavier.

"Wait… what?!" Raptor questioned before looking up.

His weapon was frozen halfway up in a large chunk of ice. It was caused by Danny, blue energy emanating from his hand. Hsien-ko saw this and then redirected her attention to Raptor, kicking him in the exposed stomach and making the ice hit his head.

Before the Dark Hunter knew it, Danny flew around her and swung his kick at Raptor, knocking him back.

With that, he landed and, seeing Hsien-ko looking at him, turned red and cleared his throat.

"So… I hope that this menace will trouble you no longer." He said with fists at his hips, trying to sound more mature and serious.

Hsien-ko found this mildly amusing before seeing something that caught her attention.

"Phantom!" She said before her claw came flying at him.

Danny gasped before seeing it go around him, hitting something else.

Turning around, he saw it grab Raptor around the neck and keep his arms locked.

"Ah… come on, Babe…" Raptor went.

"Again… the lady… said no." Danny said as his hand glowed blue as he phased his hand into Raptor's chest, freezing him in ice. "Chill for a while…"

"Cold as Ice! You're walking on thin ice, kid! I'll skin ya for th-" Raptor's shouts of anger were cut off as the ice reached his head, freezing him in place.

Now, he was just a statue, a popsicle with a not so tasty center inside.

As that happened, Hsien-ko looked to her savior and smiled while he was distracted by Raptor on ice..

Even though I attacked him under a misunderstanding… he helped me. That's… so amazing… She thought fondly as she started walking.

"You really are a hero..." Hsien-ko went, approaching Danny, who now became aware of her and turned red as he flinched back

"S-Sure... anyway uh... my name's... Danny Phantom." He said.

"I know..." She reminds him.

"Oh... right..." He went sheepishly.

"My name is Hsien-ko."

"See-en-co... wait a minute." He went, recalling that name. "Are you... by any chance... the girl from earlier whose sister was making fun of her while they put up fliers?"

The jiangshi girl seemed surprised by what he said, and even embarrassed.

"You saw that?" She asked.

"Uh... I'll tell you my secret if you share yours on how you got so tall... and... developed." He said, gesturing to her chest

"My eyes are up here, ya know..." Hsien-ko said, almost amused.

Danny blushed and realized what he had just said.

"Sorry..." He apologized, avoiding eye contact, though his smile never left and neither did the red on his cheeks.

Despite thinking he was a threat at first, Hsien-ko felt that she could trust him. That's when they began talking.

"So, I guess it all started in Ancient China..." She went.


New chapter with thanks to FP11.

The ending with the two talking I based on Raphael and Mona Lisa in TMNT 2012.

So, what now?

Invader Johnny: It wasn't at first, but I think those two are glad to have met now.

Kate barton: Oh no, they're not friend. That was just a reference to Many Dates.