Happy Halloween! This year, to transition from Azumanga Daioh's 20th anniversary, we'll shift to the 20th anniversary to a game series I love: Disgaea! I got into the games in the last few months, and I love it (sadly didn't find the stories... dang it, Item World and grinding!). So I decided to make this in honor of both of these wonderful pieces of media!


The Netherworld: a realm where demons and monsters lived in a somewhat peaceful society ruled by the Overlord. There are multiple Netherworlds, each knowing of the others' stories, but that isn't a concern at the moment. Instead, let's focus on Netherworld #2002. That's the one this story takes place in this Netherworld.

Now, in that Netherworld, the overlord Azuma was loved by all of his subjects and the Dark Assembly of that Netherworld, with the exception of senator Kimura. The reason why is that he wanted lewder establishments, but the Overlord doesn't want an increase in steamy areas in the villages, and so did the rest of the Dark Assembly. This ticked off Kimura, so a revolution was brought by him and his followers. Thankfully, he didn't win the revolution, but the cost was that a large portion of Azuma's army was dead, including the Katawagawa couple, two of the most powerful warriors in this Netherworld. The only things left of them are the clan's spear which was passed down for generations, and their single daughter, who was just a baby when this conflict happened. In hopes that the clan will finally die, Kimura sent some soldiers to kill the baby, but she and the spear were lost in the forest, which is said to host some of the deadliest monsters in the Netherworld. The baby would have been dead by now, if not for some monsters who decided to take her in.


In the forest, two monsters, a Nekomata and a Succubus were walking in the forest, with the succubus drunk from drinking too much beer at a bar.

"Ah! That was the stuff!" The succubus said, "I can't believe we were allowed in that bar!"

"Yeah," the cat woman added, "I heard from some folks from other Netherworlds that monsters won't go into any establishments."

"Yep, praise the overlord Azuma for- Nyamo! What's that noise?!"

"I don't know, but I think it's coming from over there."

Nyamo then walked to the source of the sound, a baby humanoid in a cradle, with a spear and letter on top of her.

"Yukari, there's a baby here," Nyamo said.

"Oh yay, a baby…" Yukari moaned, "Look, let's just leave and-"

"Wait, there's a letter on the cradle. 'To those who read this, we're at war against the senator. In case we don't make it alive, please take care of our daughter Kagura, and Gungnir, the spear passed down from our ancestors, and make sure she becomes a warrior like the rest of the family'."

"GUNGNIR DA- wait, where are the baby's parents?! They should pick her up already!"

"They're likely dead. I heard about the news from the Dark Assembly."

"So what should we do?!"

"I'll adopt her and raise her in the forest, so that one day, she'll be a great warrior."

Yukari then looked at Nyamo and sighed, "Alright, I'll help… but I won't change her diaper!"

"Yeah yeah… but don't use your specials on her!"

"What? In her older years, she has to get trained for battle, Nyamo!"

"But don't use your Nightmare on her!"

"Okay… you're such a killjoy, Nyamo."

And so, Nyamo and Yukari spent centuries raising the young humanoid into a great warrior, with the help of the various monsters in the forest. But when Kagura was the equivalent of a 10-year-old in demon terms, Yukari mysteriously disappeared from the forest, causing Nyamo to raise the girl by herself, hoping that someday, Kagura will become the greatest Warrior in the Netherworld.


EPISODE 1: PRINNIES, RIVALRIES, AND REVELATIONS


16 centuries have passed since the war against Kimura. And in the forest, a roar from an Aqua Demon has come into the air. The raging beast rammed through the trees, which scared off all of the monsters, but then, a teenage humanoid clad only in plants impaled the beast from behind.

"Ah… thanks for the pain reliever, Kagura," The beast said.

"No problem!" Kagura said back, "Besides, Overlord Azuma says that we have to be nice to others, even if I'm a demon."

"Well, maybe you might be the one to defeat-"

"Larry! We don't talk about Senator Kimura in front of Kagura!"

The giant beast looked to see that it was Nyamo who said that.

"Minamo," Larry said, "It's nice to see you again. Your daughter helped me with the back pain I have."

"But she mustn't know about-"

"Minamo-oka-san!" Kagura said, "What are you doing here?!"

"Well, to take you back home of course."

"Oh yeah… today's my 1600th birthday…" Kagura sighed, "Well, at least nothing bad's going to happen!"

"I hope so…"

The two then said goodbye to Larry and started to walk back to their home.

"Say Okaa-san," Kagura spoke, "Why did you tell Larry to not mention-"

"Kagura, we can't speak about senator Kimura, after what he did to your parents," Nyamo said

"My parents? But Okaa-san, you're my mother!"

"Adoptive mother, Kagura! But… maybe you're too young to know the truth about your parents."

"Too young… too young?! Okaa-san! I'm nearly 16 centuries old! Surely, I'm more than capable of dealing with the truth! I can take down some dragons and a bunch of Prinnies, so why you can't-"

"Yoohoo!" A voice came out from somewhere, "I'm back!"

Nyamo and Kagura turned around to see a bunch of Prinnies carrying a badly damaged silver car to them.

"A car?" Kagura said, "What's that doing here in the Netherworld?"

"More importantly, who is making those Prinnies lift that car?" Nyamo added.

The Prinnies then dropped the car, and some of them pulled out kazoos from somewhere.

"We, the Prinny Task Force, would like to present to you…Yukari Tanizaki, dood!" One of the Prinnies announced.

"Aunt Yukari's here?!" Kagura shouted, "I thought she disappeared for many centuries- Oka-san, why are you burning with rage?"

"Dang it Yukari!" Nyamo said with rage in her voice, "Why did you leave-"

"Shut up Nyamo!" Yukari shouted as she got out of the car, "You didn't understand why I left in the first place!"

"Left… you abandoned us all those centuries ago!"

"But I was following the prophecy that was sent to me by the Dark Assembly!"

"Prophecy?" Kagura said in confusion.

"Yes Kagura, that prophecy is related to you!" Yukari added, "It said that the offspring of the two greatest warriors of this Netherworld will create her own army to defeat the senator and save the Overlord from death, so I left Nyamo to do the training while I did the army building! Though sadly, I only got 100 Prinnies and two demons to join me."

"And that's why you should've stayed with Kagura and let me get the army we needed!" Nyamo retorted.

"Stop the fighting, you two!" Kagura shouted, which quieted down the monsters, "Aunt Yukari, why the prophecy revolves around me?"

"Because you are the offspring of the two great warriors!" Yukari answered, "You're supposed to kill senator Kimura!"

"And you just have to tell Kagura about the truth…" Nyamo sighed, "Well, better late than never…"

"So all of this time… you two never told me about my parents and how they died in the hands of that evil senator?!" Kagura shouted, "Okay, he's going down for that sin!"

"She's all grown up, Nyamo!" Yukari tearfully said.

"Yes, yes she is…" Nyamo smiled to herself, "Though Yukari, who are the two demons you got for our army?"

"Only a thief and a healer… WHAT?! That's what I told the Dark Assembly to give me for the amount of mana I had at the time!"

"Those demons better be good…"

Suddenly, a Thief with shoulder-length dark brown hair and a Healer with waist-length light brown hair got out of the car, both were the same age as Kagura.

"Who the heck are you two?" Kagura asked.

"I'm Tomo Takino!" The thief said, "And this fattie here is Koyomi Mizuhara, but I usually call her Yomi for short!"

"I told you not to call me that," Yomi moaned, "Also, are you the warrior Yukari was yapping about?"

"Well, I'm that warrior Aunt Yukari was talking about…" Kagura answered.

"Geez, I expected some more clothes on you besides the palm fronts on your body!" Tomo noticed.

"Well, that's coming from a girl with a flat chest!"

"Who are you calling flat-chested, big-boobed fool?!"

"Big boobed fool?! You're the lowest of lows!"

As the two girls kept arguing, two Prinnies came closer to the two, and throw their bombs at them, the resulting explosion caused Kagura's outfit to be blown away.

"GYAHHHHH! I'm naked!" Kagura shouted.

"GYAHHHHH! You have a sexy body! My only weakness!" Tomo shouted.

"Kagura! You're… I better get something the Dark Assembly sent me!" Nyamo shouted.

"Damn you, Prinnies! I expected you guys to be more decent than that!" Yukari shouted.

"Why am I the only one who is sane here?" Yomi asked.

Nyamo then came back and quickly dressed Kagura in the typical Valkyrie clothes.

"There, now you look like a real warrior," Nyamo said, "Though those two Prinnies will get some payment for what they did!"

"Sorry, dood!" One of the pervy Prinnies said, "We were trying to calm down those two, dood!"

"You could have done it without attacking them," Yomi noted.

"Anyway, we should find somewhere to stay and turn into our house base for our army… which is mostly made of Prinnies," Nyamo said, "So, do any of you have an idea on where we should go?"

"Ah! What about that fancy mansion near the jungle?!" Tomo shouted, "I mean, we could just go in there and get those valuable items!"

"Tomo, are you crazy?!" Yomi retorted, "That mansion is guarded by Mystic Beasts and Rocs powered up by a Beast Master, not to mention the Armored Knights guarding the vault of valuable items in the building."

"Well, then let me and Nyamo deal with those Armored Knights!" Kagura suggested, "I mean, we're tough enough to beat them!"

"True… plus, if we bring Yukari along with us, then we have better luck defeating them since not only does she have Fire skills, but also can reduce the stats on those Armored Knights," Nyamo added.

"So.. I'll be in the front lines?!" Yukari shouted, to which Nyamo nodded.

"And that's good, since Yukari's a Succubus, and she can heal you two while I have to focus on healing Tomo for the front gate," Yomi added, "And the Prinnies will be canon fodder as always."

"As they should be!" Yukari added.

"Then it's settled!" Kagura shouted, "Tomo and Yomi will deal with the front lines, while me, Oka-san, and Aunt Yukari will deal with the guards!"

"What about us, dood?" One of the Prinnies asked.

That Prinny was abused by both Yukari and Tomo later that evening.


And so, the group all went to the mansion at night, with Kagura, Nyamo, and Yukari walking up the wall of the mansion's front gates, while Tomo and Yomi burst down the doors of the front gates.

"Hello!" Tomo said, "Any monster going to attack us?"

Suddenly, two Mystic Beasts and two Rocs appeared out of a Base panel, surrounding the two humanoids.

"Great, two Black Dogs and two Basilicrows surrounded us," Yomi said.

"Well, start doing some Braveheart and Target Lock spells on me so I can unleash a Cocytus' Rage on them!" Tomo shouted.

"Alright…"

Yomi then cast the stat-raising spells on Tomo, and then the Thief jumped into the air, ice wings growing from her back.

"Ultimate Gun Technique!" Tomo shouted, "COCYTUS' RAGE!"

Tomo then shot ice shards from her gun, which surround the four monsters, and froze all with a beam of light.

"Well, those four are dealt with," Yomi said, "But, where's the Beast Tamer?"

"Ah, I found her!" Tomo shouted, holding the hand attached to a sleeping, flat-chested Beast Tamer.

"Hmmm… mah nap's over?" the Beast Tamer asked while yawning, "Oh, some new friends are here. Mah name's Ayumu Kasuga, and Ah'm s'posed to be the Beast Tamer to defeat ya."

"What the hell is that accent you got?" Tomo asked.

"Oh, that's an Osaka accent."

"And I'll pull an Overlord Laharl and call you Osaka!"

"Ah like that nickname!"

"CAN'T ANYTHING BE NORMAL FOR ONCE?!" Yomi shouted, which terrified Tomo and Osaka.

"Say, don't ya have some friends who entered the mansion?" Osaka asked.

"No! There isn't anyone who's entering the mansion!" Tomo said.

"Oh, Ah guess I might take ya to the master's daughter's room since it's accessed via the backdoor."

"Can you take us there?!"

"Sure thing."

And so Osaka led Tomo to the backdoor of the mansion, and Yomi was confused.

"I expected this to be harder…" Yomi said, "But then again, with the monsters frozen and Tomo's silver tongue, I hope the others can enter the main hallway and secure the mansion from there."


Inside the massive hallways of the mansion, sixteen Armored Knights were on guard while Kagura, Nyamo, and Yukari were hidden around the corner.

"So, what now?" Kagura asked.

"Leave that to me!" Yukari answered, and with a wink and twirl, knew what to do. "PINK ILLUSION!"

Suddenly, pink mist surrounded the hallways, which alerted the guards.

"What in the-" one of the guards said, "Where is this mist coming from?!"

"Look! A silhouette of a naked woman!" Another guard said, "Boys! We hit the jackpot!"

The guards then came closer to the silhouette, but as soon as they were in near touching range, the silhouette was actually a Prinny wearing a cape and a skull on its head.

"What in the- Where's the-" The guard spoke before he was interrupted by Yukari's kick to the face.

"Fooled ya!' Yukari shouted, "My Pink Illusion fooled you all into catching a glimpse of me naked, but instead, it was just a Prinny!"

"Damn you Succubus!" The main guard spoke, "You're going to pay for-"

Then, a fury of cat paws punched the guard's face and knocked him down.

"Don't judge a woman by her mischievous side!" Nyamo said, "Especially a woman I love to hate!"

"Oooh, Nyamo! You're having feelings for me~"

"Yukari… save your horniness for when we're done with the battle," Nyamo sighed, "For now, let's focus on dealing with these guards!"

"Ha! What would two skimpily dressed monsters ladies would do to us?!" The main guard spoke, but then, half of the guards were knocked back by an attack, "What?! Who did that Asteroid Drop on half of my troops?!"

"It was me!" Kagura shouted, "Now then, it's about time to beat you up!"

"Haha! There are three of you, and sixteen of us!" The main guard proclaimed, "What can you do to us?!"

Then, Nyamo's paws glow in an aura, which scared the five of the guards.

"CAT BLAST!" Nyamo shouted.

A beam of aura launched out of Nyamo's paws, frying the Heavy Knights in the process. Ten other guards then tried to attack Yukari, but she then winked.

"NIGHTMARE!" Yukari shouted.

Then, a portal to a dark realm opened, which sucked the ten guards into it.

"What?! You managed to defeat my best men?!" The main guard shouted, "How is this possible?!"

"Well, let's just say that a little training in a forest does a lot to one's weapon mastery!" Kagura shouted. She then created a tornado by twirling her spear, which sucked in the Heavy Knight.

"GYAHH!" The Heavy Knight shouted.

Kagura then jumped in the tornado, piercing the Heavy Knight in the stomach, and then blasted him to oblivion.

"Kagura perfected the Turbulence skill!" Yukari said.

"Yes she did," Nyamo said, "Now, let's catch up with Tomo and Yomi."


In another part of the mansion, Osaka guided the two demons to the massive vault.

"So Osaka, what's in the vault?" Tomo asked.

"Much valuable stuff that gets shipped to every Rosenqueen branch in the Netherworld," Osaka answered.

"Valuable stuff? GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

"Look at what you have done, Osaka," Yomi said, "You made Tomo into a crazed child!"

"Oh… mah bad. At least master isn't here, otherwise, Ah'll be in big trouble.."

"Who cares, Osaka! I'll just crack the code to the vault, and I'll be in heaven!"

As Tomo started to try the multiple combinations on the vault, a giant beast, half dragon half Great Pyrenees, walked towards the group.

"Ah… Mr. Tadakichi is here…" Osaka said.

"Who's Mr. Tadakichi?" Tomo asked.

"The master's pet Holy Dragon, and a powerful senator in the Dark Assembly."

"The Dark Assembly?! Yomi, we're doomed!"

The giant beast continued to walk toward to group.

"Yomi, do a stats check on that thing!" Tomo commanded.

"Okay, Tomo…" Yomi said as she pushed a button on her glasses, which activated a stats scanner that allows her to see the stats, level, elemental weaknesses, and resistances of any enemy and ally, "Tomo, that Holy Dragon is at the Dragon King rank, level 200. At our current level, we can't handle him. Not even your Totenkreuz can deal damage to him!"

"Great! What should we do?! Kagura isn't here to talk down this beast, and if this master of the mansion comes, then we don't want our asses kicked!"

"Guess it's time for the lipstick."

"Lipstick?" Osaka asked.

Yomi pulled out a stick of lipstick from out of nowhere.

"So, what does it do?" Osaka asked.

"This!" Yomi said as she applied the lipstick to Tomo's lips.

"So… that's it? Ya put lipstick onto Tomo-chan, and nothin' happened."

Then, Tomo's body started to glow in a brilliant light, which blinded Osaka and Mr. Tadakichi, and Kagura, Nyamo, and Yukari saw the light.

"What's going on?!" Kagura shouted.

"Ohohohoh! Tomo's seal to her Succubus powers is broken!" Yukari proclaimed.

"Seal… what's that supposed to mean?!" Nyamo asked.

"Allow me to explain!" An enthusiastic narrator voice from nowhere said, "Tomo's half-humanoid, half-succubus, meaning she has the attributes of both a humanoid and monster unit. However, her succubus powers are so powerful that if she remains in that form for a long time… something bad will happen. So she has a seal placed upon her for safety reasons. However, applying makeup on her will break the seal, causing a magical girl transformation to occur, which I like!"

"Why everyone in this story is a pervert?!" Kagura shouted.

"Because the writer of this fic is a pervert herself!" Yukari answered.

Then, Nyamo felt something in the air and caught an arrow. "An arrow?" Nyamo said, "Where did it come from?"

"Oka-san!" Kagura said, "There's an Archer nearby!"

"And by the looks of it, she's 1000 years old!" Yukari noted.

"Yukari, don't use the Body Change skill on that child!" Nyamo yelled.

"But Nyamo! I wanna harass her in every single way!"

"But there's a reason why the Prinnies exist! For us demons to abuse!"

While Yukari and Nyamo are arguing with each other, Kagura comes close to the little girl.

"Don't come any closer, stranger!" The girl said, "I have a bow, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you…" Kagura said, "Besides, we need a home base, and maybe we can use your home as one."

"But, you defeated my dad's pets and guards…"

"Yeah, we did that, but we had no choice."

"Then-"

The light faded, and Tomo's appearance changed. Her hair was pink and longer, her body resembles Yukari's body, only more slender and with slightly more clothing on her body.

"Now now, doggie boy," Tomo said, "Time to end you once and for all! Power of the sun, power of the moon, come to me!"

Then, two energy orbs formed around Tomo, and they accumulated on a small bat, turning it into a magic spear.

"TWIN ATTRIBUTE!" Tomo shouted as she throws the magic spear at Mr. Tadakichi, causing a massive explosion.

"Yow!" Mr. Tadakichi shouted, "That hurts!"

"AH! Mr. Tadakichi!" The archer girl shouted, "Are you okay?!"

"I'm okay, Chiyo… good thing that I'm immune to non-elemental attacks… but that attack... It looked familiar…"

"Wait, the stinky dog-dragon talks?!" Tomo shouted.

"One, don't call me stinky! And two, I'm Mr. Tadakichi, pet to the Mihama family, and feared Dark Assembly senator."

"Wait, you're the senator that showed up whenever Yukari made us go to the Dark Assembly," Yomi said, "I didn't expect you to be in this mansion!"

"What, It's my house. And I'm impressed that you managed to get through the mansion's defenses. I think that your group can stay here."

"But Mr. Tadakichi!" Chiyo said, "My father's going to be angry about this!"

"Eh… it's a little bit of damage. Nothing bad will happen!" Tomo said.

"Chiyo! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" A man shouted.

"Ah! Daddy's here!" Chiyo said, "You guys have to hide!"

"Chiyo, why are all of my pets frozen in ice, 5 of my guards fried, 10 others traumatized, and my main guard bleeding?!"

"We did that!" Tomo said, "After all, it's in demon nature to invade mansions and defeat the guards!"

"True… so this is more of a warm welcome than what the humans wanted to be… Okay! I'll let you all stay here, I'll even set up the commodities for you all like food and nice pajamas!"

"Wait, that's it?" Yomi said, "No boss battle or such?"

"Look, if we have a boss battle now with all of the SP we lost doing those specials, I think we don't have a chance!" Kagura said.

"Or the writer is just lazy and wants to get to the next chapter!" Yukari added.

"Or that, Aunt Yukari…"

Then, Yukari's Prinny battalion showed up in the mansion.

"Master Yukari!" One of the Prinnies said, "We are here, dood! We'll help you defeat the-"

"You damn Prinnies!" Yukari shouted, "You came too late! We already have our home base secured! Y'all are getting no sardine bonus for the next 10 years!"

"But… sardines are what keep us living until the Red Moon comes-dood! You can't do this to us-dood!"

"But I can… HEY! Come back here you dumb Prinnies!"

Yukari then chased down the Prinny horde, while Nyamo sighed.

"Well, so much as to a useful Prinny Army, Yukari…" Nyamo said, "Now then, Kagura, let's go to rest. Tomorrow is another day of training."

"Okay, Oka-san!" Kagura responded.

"Tomo, Yomi, you two need some rest as well."

"Yes, Kurosawa-sensei," Tomo and Yomi said, as all of the girls were ready to rest for the night.


~~Chapter 1 End~~


NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW:

Kagura: So, with our army now having a home base, we head off to the Valley of Cats to do some training, but-

Tomo: Damn Kagura! You do realize that you're just summarizing the plot of the next chapter?!

Kagura: But, isn't the point of these to bring up the hype to the readers?

Tomo: Yeah! But let the readers simmer this episode before the next one is released!

Kagura: So what should I talk about?

Tomo: Your stats! After all, the readers are dying to know about them!

Kagura: Hey! I can't just reveal that stuff!

Tomo: Yomi! Stat check!

Yomi: If you insist… Kagura: Valkyrie Class. Rank: Minerva Lass. Level: 85. Weapon Mastery: High on Spears, used a Sword ten times. Charm Point: Her big boobs.

Kagura: Wait, your glasses can't detect charm points?!

Tomo: Yeah… Hey Yomi! Do me!

Yomi: Okay. Tomo: Thief/Succubus Class. Rank: Scout/Lilim. Level: 69. Weapon Mastery: High on Guns. Charm Point: Her Succubus form's big boobs… Oh, come on! What's wrong with my glasses?!

Tomo: I dunno, do the stat check on yourself!

Yomi: Okay… Yomi: Cleric Class. Rank: Bishop. Level 70. Weapon Mastery: High on Bows and Staffs. Charm Point: Her thick, chubby body…

Tomo: Did your glasses call you fat?

Yomi: GYAHHHHHH! CURSE THESE DAMN GLASSES!

Tomo: Uh oh! We have to get out of here!

Kagura: Next time on Azumanga Disgaea: Episode 2: Full Neko Panic! The Cats will Attack!


So, A couple of things to note:
1. The spells/skills are based on all spells/skills from Disgaea 1-Disgaea 5. This includes monster and weapon skills
2. Fourth wall doesn't exist in this fic! I'm going crazy
3. To make sure AzuDai fans aren't alienated by this fic, Evil Academy will be added. I originally planned to have the story without it, but thanks to some friends on Discord, I made this choice.

So, Fave and Review!