English translation because why not :')
I'm a french speaker so my English isn't really good, I'm sorry. I did my best ;;
1- Georgia must stop thinking that he is the one and only Caucasian country
2- He must also stop saying that the others are not real Caucasians because no Georgia, you and the Vaynakh brothers are not the only Caucasians
3- Stop believing that you invented everything, half of it comes from me
They all turned to Dagestan who had just dropped the pen. The North Caucasian glared at them, silently threatening anyone who dared contradict him.
4- VAYNAKH towers are VAYNAKH and not KARTVELIAN. We're friends but don't abuse of it
- Well seen, well seen, said Chechnya, applauding his brother.
He picked up the pen and added a new line to the list.
5- Khingali and Khinkali do not mean the same thing so no, Khingali is not Georgian. It's not a counterfeit of your khachapuri either
6- Georgia must immediately stop "producing" criminals or future tyrants. Stalin and Beria were too much
7- Stop thinking you're the best lezginka dancer motherfucker, I created this fucking dance
- I don't know who he thinks he is, but it's soon my fist in his Colchidian face that he's going to get ! Grumbled Lezginstan, ready to add insults and threats to the precious list.
Dagestan moved him away from the paper and Armenia took the opportunity to grab the pen and add a new line.
8- Georgia must make a final choice: he's either with Armenia or with the Turks. There is no in-between possible
No sooner had he finished writing his sentence than he was violently pushed by an angry Circassian, and fell into the arms of Azerbaijan.
Adygea also added its conditions, supported by North Ossetia.
9- Georgia must accept the independence of Abkhazia
10- And South Ossetia
11- He must also understand that no, Sochi is not Georgian but Circassian and will remain so.
12- You're very nice but it's not because you recognized the Circassian genocide that I'm going to let you do whatever you want
13- Georgia, my friend, I like you very much and you know it. But your excessive consumption of Tsitska is very disturbing. I'm not always available to take you home whenever you're drunk
- I'm hesitating to lock him up at Bamut's to calm down his wine consumption..., said the Chechen, putting the pen back on the table.
- It won't hurt him, replied Ali.
He in turn took the pen and added a new request, or rather an order, under the watchful eye of his brother who silently approved.
14- Stop trying to make us drink your disgusting wines. What don't you understand in "we are MUSLIMS"?
15- Georgia must also understand that Ingushetia, despite he's shitty character, appreciates him enormously
- Oh, that's cute !
- Shut up, Nej.
16- STOP TELLING ME TO WATCH MY LANGUAGE, BITCH
17- I INSULT WHO I WANT AND ESPECIALLY YOU
18- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU-
Uarkhag kicked Karachay-Cherkessia away, making way for Azerbaijan.
19- Georgia must stop saying at every street corner that it's dangerous at my home. It's not and you know it
- You could never prove it tho.
- I would do without your comments, Armenia, replied the Turk.
- You shouldn't, it would help you a lot in everyday life.
The Ossetian grabbed the list in turn and wrote as quickly as possible before walking away.
20- It's South Ossetia, not Samachablo
- Who are you kidding ? growled Ingushetia after reading the twentieth point. Just because you stole and renamed a territory doesn't mean it's yours.
- We didn't steal anything at all, you're just angry to have lost against us, retorted the Ossetian.
- Lost to who ? Russia ? Because you are cowards unable to win without summoning your master?
- Cry, you'll pee less.
It did not take more for the Vaynakh to jump at the throat of North Ossetia, dragging with him almost all the Caucasians in a general fight.
Chechnya took the opportunity to add the last line to the list before slipping away discreetly.
21- Georgia is awesome. I'm happy to be your friend :3
