Helsa: Really? No words? I could think of a crap ton of words like, "Oh thank you for this! Take me now! Yada yada yada!" Are you that bloody surprised?

Charlie: well I mean- I thought you and your family hated the happy hotel!

Seviathan: surprising? I know!

Vaggie: Please tell THIS IS A JOKE.

Vaggie whispered some swears in her native language, Nifty had entered the room to see just what was going on, she was more interested in making sure the place wasn't at all messy, or else someone was going be hurt in ways that was simply pure agony.

Seviathan: So... are we in?

Charlie: Ah- please wait! We'll think about it!

Vaggie: No. I vote no.

Charlie: Well... I mean it wouldn't be fair to not give them a chance at least!

Alastor: How about this? We let them stay for awhile and decide on it for a few days.

Charlie: Yeah! Let's do that!

Vaggie: Are you all serious!?

Charlie: They might be a great addition for all we know!

Vaggie after whispering some swears in her native language under her breath: Fine.

Charlie: Great!

Charlie exited the room to greet the envy twins and tell them the news, it's was a bit awkward.

Charlie: Great news you two! Your in! *chuckles awkwardly* well actually, your going to work here for a bit and decide if you stay...

Seviathan: fair enough.

Charlie: Alright! You and your sister will be managers! You will be cataloging the guests! I did with just me and Vaggie, so a little help would be nice!

Helsa: Alright with us.

As they walked with Charlie, the twins managed to glance at Vaggie, they had a had a proud smile on their faces, which pissed her off. Back at the hotel, the I.M.P trio along with Zarak, Phenex and andrealphus were looking at a list of suspects, the list included many, but they decided to start off with one of the suspects: sir pentious

Moxxie: the overlord trying to take over hell? Wouldn't that be too obvious?

Zarak: Yeah, but he was present during the party, and he was the first one to leave during the assassination attempt. Think about it, if the chance to rise up was right in front of you, would you take it?

Moxxie: that... makes sense!

Phenex: exactly! That's were we start!

The group made it to pentious's place almost immediately, Andrealphus started knocking on the door immediately.

Andrealphus: OPEN UP PENTIOUS! WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE!

An egg boi answered the door.

Egg boi: We beckon you want to talk to boss man?

Phenex: yes! Is he here?

Egg boi: yes come in!

The walking egg showed the group around, the place was filled with other egg bois, and some treasures, until they encountered pentious himself.

Pentious: So what brings you boys here?

Blitz: well, your suspected of trying to assassinate Lucifer. Any objections?

Pentious: Me? Well, I do desire to become the ruler of hell, but actually assassinate Lucifer?! That's out of my f*ing league!

Phenex: Okay! Can we investigate you lair?

Pentious: I guess...

The investigation group began giving interviews but couldn't get anything from the egg bois it was being to seem like pentious wasn't the one behind this, but there was something he was hiding, they just couldn't point it out.

Blitz: Alright snake face, what were your walking fetuses doing at the meeting?

Sir pentious: Attending me. Nothing more!

Moxxie: Really!? How do we know your not planning anything?! You've been trying to take over hell ever since you f*ing died!

Sir pentious: I am positive I'm not doing anything!

Egg boi: *hands tea to moxxie*

Moxxie: I'M ON TO YOU, THE OTHER EGGS AND YOU BOSS!

Egg boi: *walks away in fear*

Zarak: alright. Where were we? Ah yes! You have been trying to take over hell for YEARS. Do you recognize this knife? *slides knife*

Sir pentious became silent.

Phenex: can you explain this!?

Sir pentious: I have never seen that knife!

Moxxie: really? The shadow fang knife is quite popular with assassins. It can be used for stabbing and throwing. So I recommend you answer the question.

Mille: But we do have our ways of MAKING YOU TALK! *takes out axe*

Sir pentious: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN ASSASSIN!!

Andrealphus: Fine. Be that way. You two can have your fun.

Alastor and mille went a bit closer, they were going to make him talk. An egg boi walked up to them.

Egg boi: please don't hurt mister boss man!

Alastor: Ah! Maybe you know something my scrambled friend!

Egg boi: I- I don't...

Alastor: Ah well! Back to the torture!

But before mille and Alastor could carry out their torture, a cloaked figure threw a knife at pentious, hitting him in the neck, he gurgled some blood before falling dropping dead.

Andrealphus: GODDAMNIT GET BACK HERE!!

The cloaked figure smashed through several egg bois in an attempt to get away, blitz fired at him, but he missed. The killer was getting away. The group ran after him, but couldn't keep up. The assailant threw another knife at the group, almost hitting Millie, but only slicing one strand of hair. When they finally cornered the assailant, they were met by a barrage of arrows, coming from another cloaked figure, forcing everyone to scatter. The first one jumped up to the rooftops and escaped with the second one.

Blitz: Huh. Real inconvenient am I right?

Phenex: another one...?

This gave the group a surprise, this meant that more than one of these assassins.

Zarak: Interesting... another one!

The group made it back to the hotel to gather up the new clues

Blitz: Alright. It's not pentious because he's f*ing dead. But we know that there's more assassins! So I guess that's something...

Andrealphus: I've said it once and I will say it again. THIS ENTIRE F*ING MYSTERY COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED FASTER IF YOU PLEBEIANS GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Phenex: DAD!!

Andrealphus: WHAT!!?? You know it's true son. Let's face it. We don't need these bastards!

Blitz: I will let you know I slept with your soon to be FORMER BROTHER IN LAW!!! So why don't you be F*ING QIUET!?!?!

Charlie came in, she had heard the yelling from upstairs and came to check

Charlie: Everyone! Calm down! We need to work together!

Andrealphus: No, we need these plebeians out of the investigation!!

Andrealphus stormed out of the room. Charlie took a breath and walked upstairs, being greeted by Helsa

Helsa: Can't get a good grip on the investigation group. That's sad.

Charlie: Helsa, I don't have time for this.

Helsa: I'm just saying something!