With Roger's group; they had arrived at some type of graveyard.

"Why are we at a graveyard?" said Sonic.

"Don't worry about it." said Roger.

"This better not be where Belos is hiding out." said Luz.

"It isn't." said Roger.

He sat down on a gravestone and pulled out his phone before typing stuff down.

"What exactly are you doing?" said Amity.

"Ordering some pizza, what else?" said Roger.

"In a graveyard, are you nuts?" said Amity.

"Amity, he killed a contract assassin without any help back on Planet Maep." said Sonic.

"Good point." She said. "Can ya get Hawaiian Pizza?"

Roger looked at her flabbergasted.

"You like Pineapple on your Pizza?" He asked.

"What, it's good and seriously, what's wrong with Pineapple on Pizza?" She asked.

Roger became mad and set his phone down before he grabbed Amity by her shirt and pinned her to a tree.

"I've been forced to eat Hawaiian pizza growing up on Mobius with my parents. And that was enough fruit on pizza for a lifetime." Roger said as his voice became demonic and he became as scary as Sharon McGee before flames emerged from his eyes, "NEVER MENTION PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AGAIN!"

Interview Gag

Amity was scared.

"I think I just pissed myself." said Amity.

End Interview Gag

Amity shrieked and hid behind Luz.

"My stance on pineapple is the same as Anne's stance." said Roger.

"Never mention that in front of those two unless you have a death wish." said Sonic.

Then a drone carrying some Domino's pizza boxes flew in front of Roger as the meerkat pulled out some money and placed it in a container on the drone before it set the pizza down and flew off.

The others noticed it in shock.

"Wow, pizza deliveries by drone? How hasn't Amazon done that yet?" said Sonic.

Roger opened up one box and saw a pizza with chicken pieces, cheese, mushrooms, and barbecue sauce.

"Perfect." said Roger.

He grabbed a slice and started eating it.

"I'd be worried if the Ninja Turtles get a wiff of all this pizza." said Luz.

Roger scoffed.

"Please, we're twenty five miles away from Toon Manor, they can't smell pizza from that far away." said Roger.

However Mikey appeared.

"PIZZA!" He shouted.

The other turtles appeared and grabbed all the pizza before walking off with it.

Everyone became shocked.

"Huh, I was wrong." said Roger.

"Gonna order another thing of pizza?" said Luz.

Roger scoffed.

"As if, I wasted everything I had on my Domino's eCard." said Roger.

Sonic pulled out a can of pork and beans before opening it up and eating the contents.

"You better not reenact that farting scene from Paws of Fury." said Amity.

"Don't you mean Blazing Saddles?" said Sonic.

"What the hell's the difference?" said Amity.

"Yeah I'm with Amity on this, those films are basically the same film since Mel Brooks was involved in both films." said Roger.

Sonic burped before farting loudly.

"Yeah, you have a point there Amity, even though one film was CGI with Animals and filled with Samurai and the other one Live with Cowboys." saod Sonic.

"But the whole film's creation is a reversal of sorts." said Roger.

Everyone looked at the meerkat in confusion.

"How so?" said Luz.

"Basically, western's are just remakes of samurai movies. For example, those Magnificent Seven films, those are Americanized remakes of Seven Samurai." said Roger.

"Good thing I've seen Magnificent Seven. The one with Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt anyways." Sonic said as Gus and Bria appeared behind him.

But the hedgehog then farted in Gus's face.

Gus sniffed it and gagged.

"Was someone recreating the farting scene from Paws of Fry?" said Gus.

"Blazing Saddles." said Sonic.

"What the hell's the difference?" said Gus.

"Good Point Gus." said Amity.

Everyone looked at Amity.

"Amity, that's literally what you just said." said Luz.

Amity thought about it.

"Oh yeah." said Amity.

"You should see that stint I had on Hollywood Squares." said Sonic.

Flashback

On a studio stage of Hollywood Squares; Sonic who was sitting on the left center square looked at the host who just so happens to be Soar the Eagle.

"Sonic the Hedgehog, this question is for you to help the X." Soar said before looking at a card, "Scientists have determined that it's very difficult to keep your eyes open doing what?"

"Watching C-Span." said Sonic.

The audience started laughing.

Even Soar laughed.

"That's actually very true." said Soar.

"The great state of California has called upon this meeting to-"Sonic said before pretending to go to sleep.

The audience started laughing again.

Sonic did some thinking.

"I know this, it's very obvious since it happens almost everyday." Sonic said before snapping his fingers, "Sneeze."

Soar looked at a woman who was sitting at the X podium.

"And you say?" said Soar.

"I agree." said the woman.

A dinging sound was heard.

"Correct, it's almost impossible to keep your eyes open when sneezing." said Soar, "Sonic gets the X."

End Flashback

"You were on an old game show?" said Bria.

"It was considered an honor to appear on that show with eight other famous celebrities." said Sonic, "Besides, I even had a funny comback to another question."

"The other question was?" said Luz.

"What profession requires having a vast knowledge of many different kinds of strange unknown gems?" said Sonic.

"Your response?" said Luz.

"The head of Lex Corp." said Sonic.

Everyone bursted out laughing.

Everyone stopped laughing.

"So why are we here?" said Gus.

"Because Amity thinks I can't even tell a good scary story." said Roger.

Amity scoffed.

"You can't, besides this gives me Are you afraid of the dark vibes." She said.

Amity was then hit by a huge stream of water before crashing into a tree.

The water came from a hose inside of Roger's jacket before he turned off the hose and closed his jacket up.

"What all do you keep in that jacket?" said Bria.

"Yeah and how dare you do that to my Sweet Potato!" said Luz.

"I've got a freezer in this thing." said Roger.

Everyone became shocked.

"A freezer?" said Sonic.

Roger then opened up his jacket before pulling out a Haggen Daas ice cream bar which he started to eat.

"I don't want to begin to imagine this." said Amity.

Luz nodded.

"Same here." said Luz.

"I'm even carrying a bunch of Coffee Mate for the campfire to reenact the earie fire effect from Are You Afraid of the Dark." said Roger.

"I always thought that was sand." said Amity.

She was hit by another huge stream of water from a hose inside of Roger's jacket before crashing into the same tree.

He put the hose back before closing the jacket.

Luz went to her and she glared at Roger.

"Can you not do this to her for the rest of the fic please!?" asked Luz.

Roger sighed.

"Okay." said Roger.

A beeping sound was heard, confusing Luz.

Roger reached into his jacket and pulled out a pancake covered sausage on a stick which was hot.

"Oh don't tell me you also have a microwave in that jacket." said Luz.