Back in the story; the zombie dog was approaching Roger's house.
Flapjack noticed the dog approaching and shook his head before pulling out a smartphone and dialed a number on it.
The dog got close to the house, but then a wolf appeared and bit the dog before shaking it violently, making the head pop off, killing the zombie before dropping the body and walking off.
The head hit the door before falling on the ground.
Hunter opened the door and saw the headless dog body and the dog's head before screaming in shock.
"MY DOG DID COME BACK TO LIFE, AND NOW HE DIED AGAIN!" yelled Hunter.
He started to cry.
Later; Hunter reburied the dog at the same burial grounds before walking off crying.
The dog emerged from the ground again and growled in anger.
"Death to the blonde." said the dog.
Later; the dog returned to Roger's house and was holding a chainsaw.
He laughed before Flapjack appeared dressed up like a UPS man.
Flapjack chirped. (Dog treat gram for zombie dog.)
The dog looked at the bird.
"I'm a zombie dog." said the dog.
Flapjack held a clipboard and pen out and chirped. (Sign please.)
The dog grabbed the pen and signed the form before he was given a box.
Flapjack chirped. (Thank you.)
Flapjack then hopped off and covered his ears as the ending jingle to Looney Tunes played.
"I like dog treats." said the zombie dog.
He started to open the box.
The box was opened up before it exploded, killing the dog as the Looney Tunes jingle finished up.
Later; Hunter reburied the dog at the graveyard and walked off before crying.
The dog emerged from the ground again.
Later; the dog had appeared at Roger's house, only to see a bunch of people were gathered around and looking at some type of Coachella like stage and Roger was on it.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY BACKYARD CONCERT HALL, FOR TODAY, WE'LL BE JAMMING TO ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS!" Roger spoke into a microphone.
But Flapjack flew next to Roger and chirped into his ear as he became shocked.
"Uhh, I'm being told that Alvin and the Chipmunk's are held over in Sydney." said Roger.
He pulled out a clipboard and looked at the form on it.
"So for now, our entertainment will be..."Roger said before pointing away, "Amity Blight's god awful karaoke skills."
A record scratching sound was heard and we cut back to reality to a shocked Amity.
"Amity Blight's god awful karaoke skills?" said Amity, "I'm not that horrible a singer."
Roger held up his phone and showed a video of Amity terribly singing Complicated.
Gus was very shocked that he slowly started pointing a pistol to his head.
Bria pushed the pistol down.
"It wasn't that terrible." said Amity.
"The only like you got for the video was from Luz." said Roger.
Luz chuckled.
"I've never clicked on the like button so quickly, and I didn't even see the video before liking it." said Luz.
Back in the story; Amity appeared on stage and started horribly singing Call Me Maybe.
Roger walked on stage and took the microphone, stopping Amity's singing.
He pressed a button labeled autotuned and gave it back to Amity before walking off.
The witch then resumed singing.
The dog groaned in pain as his head started inflating.
"This terrible autotuned singing is going to make my head explode." said the dog.
His head then exploded into a bloody mess before his body fell to the ground.
Later; Hunter had returned to the graveyard and buried the dog before walking off.
The dog emerged from the ground again.
Later; he appeared at Roger's house but did some thinking.
"Should I really risk getting killed again if I go here?" said the dog.
He kept on thinking.
"Fuck it, I'm going to kill someone else." said the dog.
He looked around and saw Lincoln walking by.
"I'll kill that guy." said the dog.
He started to follow Lincoln without him noticing.
The dog smirked.
"Perfect." said the dog.
Later; Lincoln returned home.
"Boy what a day." said Lincoln.
Unknown to him the zombie dog followed Lincoln.
"Yes, yes, death." said the dog.
Lincoln walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge before pulling out a bottle of juice which he began drinking.
The dog saw the juice and smirked.
"Oh yes." said the zombie dog.
He leaped towards Lincoln as he opened up the freezer.
The dog landed in the freezer and Lincoln closed it up without noticing the dog in it.
The preteen walked off.
Later; Sonic walked into the kitchen.
"Okay, better get some ice cream." said Sonic.
He opened up the freezer and saw the frozen to death zombie dog.
The hedgehog became shocked and closed the freezer door.
He opened the door again and saw the still frozen to death zombie dog.
"Okay, I'm not seeing things." said Sonic.
He pulled the dog out.
Later; Sonic had the dog hanging over a fire and spinning it around.
"Looks like I'll be out here for a while with this frozen animal." said Sonic.
But the dog caught on fire before burning down to ash.
Sonic became shocked before sneaking away.
Later; the hedgehog was with Hunter who had reburied his dog in the same graveyard.
"Why would you listen to Lucy Loud? You know she's a messed up child." said Sonic.
"Because I always wanted a dog and want to prove I'm responsible." said Hunter.
"What about the gold fish from the carnival?" said Sonic.
Hunter became deadpanned as the dog emerged from the ground.
The two became shocked and screamed.
The dog saw Hunter and shook his head.
"Fuck this shit, I'm not going to get killed trying to kill someone else." said the dog.
He whistled as a taxi appeared.
The dog entered the taxi.
"Where to mack?" said the taxi driver.
"The airport." said the dog, "I'm moving to Hawaii."
The taxi drove off, leaving Sonic and Hunter frozen in shock.
Back in reality; Roger was finishing up the story.
"Eventually, the dog made his way to Hawaii and enjoyed his newfound life, but then he got eaten by a shark, which got eaten by a very deadly killer whale, which in turn got eaten by Kathleen Turner." said Roger.
"That crazy bitch. Loved her in Who Framed Roger Rabbit though." said Sonic.
"That was a terrible film." said Amity.
"I loved that film." said Luz.
"Like I said, that was a good film." said Amity.
Bria pulled out a fifty dollar bill before giving it to Sonic.
"Always knows when to stay on Luz's side." said Sonic.
Amity shook her head.
"Ok you call that a scary Story?" She asked.
Roger looked at Amity.
"Yes I do." He said. "Why?"
"That story was just a rehash of a Fanboy and Chum Chum episode." said Amity.
Roger groaned and walked over to a tree.
"YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!" Roger yelled before kicking the tree, making it fall to the ground.
"MY HOUSE!" a Voice is heard causing everyone to turn and saw a Squirrel.
"What, no model quote that Michael Keaton adlibbed?" said Sonic.
