The next day in Toon Manor; Sharon was in the kitchen with Camila Noceda.
Camila was shocked at what Sharon said.
"You've got a ghost problem in your home." said Camila.
Sharon nodded.
"Yeah, my family had to crash here for the night until we can find a way to get rid of this poltergeist." said Sharon, "You probably think I'm making this up."
Camila scoffed.
"I believe you, I had a shapeshifting serpent living like my Mija for weeks before realizing what was really going on." said Camila.
"So you've any ideas on what to do?" said Sharon.
Camila did some thinking before sighing.
"I've got one idea, but it goes against everything I believe in and my profession." said Camila.
Sharon became confused.
"What?" said Sharon.
Later; the two appeared in the McGee house kitchen with a rooster in a cage before Camila held up a knife towards Sharon.
"I'm going to need you to slit this chicken's throat." said Camila.
Sharon is shocked.
"What? I'm not going to kill a bird." said Sharon.
"Do you want to get rid of this spirit?" said Camila.
Sharon nodded.
"Well yeah, but can't we just go to a store and buy a chicken?" said Sharon.
"No, no, it has to be a blood sacrifice." said Camila.
"Why don't you do it then?" said Sharon.
Camila glared at the Thai mother.
"What do you think is going to happen when it's discovered that a vet killed an animal in an inhumane way?" said Camila, "I could lose my practice for this."
Molly's mom nodded.
"Okay." said Sharon.
She grabbed the knife.
"Open the cage." said Sharon.
Camila opened the cage as the chicken slowly walked out of the cage.
The chicken saw the knife and clucked in anger before leaping towards Sharon and started punching her in the face before running off.
Sharon glared at Camila.
"Where'd you get this rooster from, a patient from a ranch?" said Sharon.
"No, a patient who used it at chicken fighting rings." said Camila.
In the real world; everyone became shocked.
"A rooster from cock fights, are you kidding me?" said Sonic.
Roger shook his head.
"Those kinds of chickens are very deadly. Even the giant ones." said Roger.
Gus scoffed.
"As if." said Gus.
But then a giant rooster grabbed Gus and put him in his beak before shaking him around as the illusionist screamed in shock.
"THEY'RE DEADLY, THEY'RE DEADLY!" yelled Gus.
Bria gasped in shock.
"Holy guacamole." Bria said before becoming mad, "You can't eat my boyfriend you rat with wings."
Bria did a battle cry before running off as punching sounds were heard and feathers fell to the ground, much to the shock of everyone else.
Eventually a weak clucking was heard before Bria returned with a scared Gus.
"Well, if I didn't already have a bad case of PTSD after experiencing the Day of Unity, I do now." said Gus.
Bria kissed Gus on the cheek.
The others noticed the giant rooster which was now dead.
"What the hell are we going to do with this rooster now?" said Amity.
Later; the group had made a huge bowl of popcorn chicken and were eating it.
"Oh yeah, this was a good idea." Said Amity.
"Sure beats the way I used to cut my own hair." Said Roger.
Flashback
A younger Roger who had long brown hair touching the ground was in front of a bathroom mirror looking at his reflection.
He looked around and picked up a medieval sword and started cutting his hair perfectly while humming to Symphony number 5.
End Flashback
Luz was shocked.
"There's no way you were that good." Said Luz.
"Hell yeah I was, I could even do it to anyone else. Watch." Roger said before pulling out the same sword.
He did a battle cry before swinging it at Luz's hair
Luckily Roger only managed to cut off a small strand of hair.
The meerkat nodded.
"I told you I was good." said Roger.
Interview Gag
Lumity was in there.
The two were watching Luz's diary entry of after she cut her hair with a sword.
"Yikes, you actually tried to cut your hair with a sword?" said Amity.
"I wanted to see if it would work." said Luz.
"Well how is it that Roger's capable of doing a perfect job?" said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Back in the story; the rooster leaped towards Sharon and pinned her to the ground before lifting her up into the air and slammed her head first onto the ground.
"This polo is loco." said Camila.
The rooster kept on beating up Sharon, but then the woman grabbed hold of the chicken before standing up and bashed him on the table several times.
She then pulled out an egg.
"WATCH WHAT I DO TO YOUR FUCKING UNBORN KID!" Sharon said before cracking the egg on the table, making the rooster cluck in shock.
She then tossed the bird in the oven before closing it.
The Thai woman sighed as banging sounds were heard in the oven.
"There, takes care of that." said Sharon.
But the oven door opened and the rooster leaped towards Sharon and started pecking her face in anger.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Sharon.
She grabbed the rooster and slammed it on the table again before grabbing a wooden chair and smacking the rooster with it.
Sharon then turned on the sink faucet and washed the rooster's face before dropping it to the ground and doing an elbow drop on the rooster's face.
She stood up groaning.
"Whew, that rooster is one tough customer." said Sharon.
The rooster stood up and clucked in anger, but then Sharon grabbed it by the neck and turned on a ceiling fan to full power.
"I'm about to send you to the great bucket in the sky. Tell Colonel Sanders that I said hi." said Sharon.
She tossed the bird into the fan and it exploded in a bloody mess all over the kitchen.
Camila became shocked before vomiting.
She finished up.
"Whew, so glad I never have to do that in the office." said Camila.
She got serious.
"Well, after that intense ass game of Angry Birds, I'd say the house is now free of spirits." said Camila.
"But, the kitchen is now covered in blood." said Sharon.
Then the McGee's and Libby appeared and looked around in shock.
"Yikes, what the hell happened here?" said Scratch.
The two mothers looked at each other and back to the others.
"Blood sacrifice." the two women said.
"Well is the other ghost gone?" said Libby.
Molly looked on the table and saw a letter.
"Hey look, a letter." said Molly.
Pete picked up the letter and looked at it.
"Dear McGee's, after careful consideration, I have decided to leave the house and haunt another home. You won't have to see me anymore. Sincerely yours, the Ghost of Odalia Blight." said Pete.
Everyone sighed.
"Oh thank goodness." said Darryl.
Pete saw more to the letter.
"PS, I'm not leaving because of the blood sacrifice, but because Mr. McGee married a crazy ass bitch." said Pete.
Sharron became shocked by what the letter said.
"WAIT WHAT!?" She yelled in anger that Fire appeared in her eyes and steam came out of her ears.
She was so angry that even her shadow became scared and it packed up and left.
Scratch hid behind Molly.
"I'm sure the ghost isn't wrong." said Scratch.
Sharon sighed.
"Well, what the hell are we going to do with all this raw chicken?" said Sharon.
The group did some thinking and Darryl snapped his fingers.
"I've got an idea." said Darryl.
Later; the group was eating a whole lot of deep fried chicken.
"Oh yeah, Darryl's right, this was a good idea." said Libby.
"So much deep fried chicken from such a little bird." said Scratch.
"And with no other ghost problems whatsoever." said Molly.
Back in reality; Roger was finishing up his story.
"So the McGee's wound up eating nothing but deep fried chicken for weeks, but are now more weary about how to get rid of ghosts of bat shit crazy bitches. The end." said Roger.
"Still not scary." said Amity.
Roger groaned.
"Have you even seen that chicken scene from Haunted House 2?" said Roger.
"That's nothing compare to an angry Sharon McGee who sleeps with a baseball bat and is competitive at board games and yells when someone tells her to Go Cook." said Amity
Everyone nodded at that.
Even Roger nodded at argument.
"The main reason I had her fight a chicken." said Roger.
"Have another story that would try and scare me?" asked Amity with a sly grin.
"Just a short one due to time constraints." said Roger.
