Roger pulled out another cup of Coffee Mate and sighed.
"For this story, I had to come up with something as short as possible." said Roger.
"How short are we talking?" said Luz.
"My apologise to Flintheart Glomgold whose story has been bumped." said Roger.
"WHAT!" Shouted Flintheart's Voice.
Everyone shook their heads.
"Anyways, this story." Roger said before dumping the coffee mate into the fire, making it flare up, "The Quicky of a Deadly Cat."
In Toon Manor; Skara was in a bed sleeping peacefully.
Then her door opened up, waking Skara up.
"Huh, who's there?" said Skara.
She then saw Salem entering the room and smiled.
"Aww, what're you doing in here Salem? This isn't even Sonic's room." said Skara.
Salem hissed and held up a middle claw.
Skara became confused.
Salem meowed in anger before leaping up to the witches face and started punching her.
Skara tossed Salem who got on his feet and walked towards the nervous witch.
"Okay, I think I know why you're upset." said Skara.
Salem looked at Skara.
"I'm listening." said Salem.
"I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box." said Skara.
Salem became shocked.
"WHAT!" yelled Salem.
He looked outside the room and saw a whole bunch of flies flying around his litter box.
He turned back to Skara and meowed in anger.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BITCH!" yelled Salem.
He grabbed a glass bottle and broke it before holding the broken bottle towards Skara.
"HELP, MY PUSSY'S GONE CRAZY!" yelled Skara.
"That's what she said." said Salem.
He leaped onto Skara and pinned her to the ground before moving the glass close to her face in anger.
But then Skara flipped Salem to the ground and moved the glass close to the cat.
Salem kicked Skara off of him before running to the litter box and flicked a bunch of kitty litter in her face.
Skara groaned in disgust just as Salem picked up a wooden chair and bashed Skara in the face with it.
The witch then picked up Salem and slammed him on a nightstand several times, making the cat groan in pain before he stood up on the nightstand.
"YEAH, COME ON KITTY, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" yelled Skara.
Salem punched Skara across the face and she did the same thing before the two started exchanging blows.
"Is that all you got?" said Skara.
Salem punched Skara two more times, knocking her out.
The cat held his hands up in the air in victory before a boxing champion belt was placed around his waist.
Back in reality; Roger finished up the story.
"The End." said Roger.
Amity scoffed.
"Was that all you got, all you've been doing is rehashing stories from other films or TV shows to make scary stories, and there is nothing you can say that'll scare me." said Amity.
Roger chuckled.
"Oh well, then there's only one thing left to do, sit here in the night and wait for the ghost." said Roger.
Amity became shocked.
"Ghost, what ghost?" said Amity.
"Why, the ghost of your mother of course. She did just recently commit suicide due to her entire family turning against her and wished to be buried in the human realm to haunt those who she claim wronged her." said Roger.
He did some thinking.
"If fact, if I recall correctly, the Blight clan started to rebel against her when you yourself started rebelling, am I right Amity?" said Roger.
"Oh come on, you know that wasn't my fault, that's just what she believes. Ed and Em were rebelling long before I started to rebel against her. And there is no way she could have made arrangements to be buried in the human realm, especially with the Collector loose." said Amity.
"Oh no, well whose grave have we been hanging out at all night long?" said Roger.
Amity moved away from the gravestone she was at to reveal that it said 'Here Lies Odalia Blight' before thunder and lightning struck.
Amity sweated nervously.
"This is just a coincidence." said Amity.
Then thunder and lighting struck again before the ground started shaking.
"Okay Roger, you can stop now." said Amity.
Roger acted shocked.
"How could that be me, I'm standing right here not doing anything." said Roger.
"MITTENS!" yelled a voice.
Then what looked like the ghost of Odalia Blight appeared.
"MITTENS, YOUR REBELLION CAUSED ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!" yelled the ghost of Odalia.
Amity started shivering in fear before screaming and running off.
"Amity wait." said Luz.
She followed.
Roger laughed and approached the ghost.
"That was a good one Scratch." said Roger.
But then Scratch appeared next to Roger.
"I'm still here." said Scratch.
Roger became shocked and turned back to the ghost who then turned into Geoff who laughed.
"So glad I was involved." said Geoff.
"Should we be worried about how Amity will retaliate when she realizes that you pulled a fast one on her?" said Gus.
Roger chuckled.
"Please, by the time she realizes that her mother is still alive and still trapped in the Demon Realm, she'll have forgotten all about this." said Roger, "Or she'll admit that I actually can scare people."
"ROGER!" Amity's Voice is heard in anger.
Roger became shocked.
"Or maybe she is fast to realize." said Roger.
He turned around as Amity got up in Roger's face.
"You knew my mother was alive this whole time and managed to convince me that she was dead from depression?" said Amity.
Roger gulped.
But the witch started laughing and backed away.
"Oh man, had me going there for a while Rog. I haven't been that scared for a long time." said Amity.
Everyone else sighed.
"Well she almost had me going for a second there." said Sonic.
"I almost thought she was going to kill Roger." said Bria.
Amity then grabbed Roger by the neck and held him tightly before glaring at him.
"Don't you ever use my mother as a big scare tactic ever again." said Amity.
Roger gulped as sweat came down his fur.
"Noted!" He said.
Luz also came with her sword.
"Also if you do something like that to me Roger I'll make you regret it and you'll never show your face in this galaxy again!" threatened Luz.
Amity leaned to Roger.
"She's serious, trust me you don't want to see her angry." said Amity.
"Noted." said Roger.
Amity let go of Roger.
"Good boy." said Amity.
She patted Roger's cheek.
Roger gulped.
"So glad I didn't tell Glomgold's story." said Roger.
"WHAT!" GlomGold's Vlice is heard.
Roger shook his head.
"Aww, shut up you old bastard." Said Roger.
"THATS IT, IM NEVER APPEARING IN THESE FOCS AGAIN YOU LOSER!" shouted GlomGold and turned to Lumity. "And you two, you both suck, you don't make a good couple and Amity's mom did the right thing joining Belos, and I laughed when that little bird flapjack died. Plus you Luz, I'm glad your father is dead, you are a fucking BEEP!"
Everyone gasped
Lumity Gasped.
Roger Gasped.
Scratch Gasped.
Geoff Gasped.
Gus Gasped.
A Dog who was peeing gasped.
A owl who is flying stopped gasped and fell.
The earth stopped moving.
Just then rumbling sounds are heard and hands came out of the grave.
GlomGold saw this and snorted.
Roger launched his Scorpion chain at Glomgold which then wrapped around him before yanking it.
"GET OVER HERE!" Yelled Roger.
GlomGold is mad.
"LET GO OF ME!" He shouted.
However zombies began to come out and Roger smirked.
He turned to the readers.
"Well, I hope you enjoyed this series of stories to scare people. And don't worry, Glomgold will return in the fic series. Otherwise corporate will pull the plug on this series." said Roger.
