This another one shot for more of the comedic side. We need that in a fanfic like this. I wouldn't be surprised that a lot of people between the three factions are fascinated about the Joestars, but most precisely what they are packing. I mean have you seen the size of each Jojo, excluding Giorno and Jolyne. Well lets see this one.
At the Hyoudou/ Higashikata home
Josuke was in the shower, singing Little Red Corvet by Prince.
''I guess I must be dumb. Cause you had a pocket full of horses…''
Koneko on the other hand was rushing to the bathroom because she had drink too much juice this morning and need it go.
''I need to stop drinking when I stressed out.'' Thought her.
She went to the bathroom that she usually uses which is the one in Josuke room, once she open the door she heard some singing.
''Jojo is in the shower?'' Thought her.
The white haired devil girl wasn't as much of a pervert as Akeno, but the idea of being next to the one she loved naked was an opportunity she would let it pass.
''I will just use the bathroom and nothing more.'' Thought her going to the toilet while blushing.
She kept hearing Josuke singing and couldn't help to blush even more. He was so shy but had a great voice.
''He sings so well.'' Thought her with a smile.
Once she was done, she felt that she need it to at least flush the toilet.
''Ok, I hope it doesn't do anything.'' Thought her.
The petite girl flushed the toilet, but it was one of the situation when you did that the hot water goes cold in a minute.
''AAAAAAAH!'' Said Josuke feeling that on his face.
''Ops.'' Said Koneko embarrassed.
The teen soon cleaned his face and open the shower curtain to see what was going on there.
''What that hell is that?'' Asked him.
Josuke then looked down and saw Koneko standing right in front of him. He was naked as the day he was born and she was seeing…everything.
''Oh Koneko….'' Said Josuke nervous.
''Jojo.'' Said Koneko blushing madly.
The teen felt like the whole world froze for a second there, almost like Star Platinum used The World at this very moment. He didn't want her to see like this, specially…his lower parts.
''Don't...'' Said him hoping she wouldn't say a word.
''Big!'' Said her in a whisper.
''AAAAAAAAAAAH!""" Scream Josuke super embarrassed and feeling like it was over.
Later
The teens were having a nice meal at their family table. Issei then notice that Josuke was feeling all grumpy and down.
''Dude what is wrong with you?" Asked Issei.
''I am never going to get married!'' Said Josuke all sad
''Oh really? Then let's run together, we can start a new shrine and everything.'' Said Akeno with her usual flirty tone to Josuke.
''Akeno-san I am the mood for jokes at the moments.'' Said him making everyone in the table look confused.
''What is wrong with you Josuke? Did something happen this morning?" Asked Xenovia.
Soon Koneko arrived in the room and Josuke felt so embarrassed that he looked down even further, making sure to not make any eye contact.
''Oh Koneko-chan, there you are. We were starting to get worried.'' Said Asia.
The petite girl was with her cheeks still red as she looked at Josuke. The tall teen trying to hide his face even more.
''Why are you like this?'' Asked Rias.
The white haired girl just said a few words and that was enough to shake the whole room.
''Jojo…big.'' Said her.
The group all looked in horror and turn their heads to Josuke, who was hiding like he did something really bad.
''Josuke-kun! What happened?'' Asked Akeno with her usual sweet and yet terrifying smile.
''I was in the shower…koneko flushed the toilet and…she saw the whole thing!'' Said him whipping as he felt like this was something Issei would have done it.
The group was shocked to hear this, Koneko still looked like she was in shock over what she just saw.
''She saw you bare naked!'' Scream Issei in shock.
''Oh no!'' Said Asia.
''Uh…interesting.'' Said Rias with a smile.
''Well anyone has to start at some place in seeing their partner naked.'' Said Xenovia.
Akeno then went rushing towards her rival and went to ask her the important question.
''So Koneko-chan…how is Josuke-kun size?' Asked Akeno.
Koneko got her cheeks even redder and then point at Issei.
''Bigger than Issei-senpai.'' Said her destroying the pervert confidence.
''AAAAAH COME ON! DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! WHY DOES HE´S HAS EVERYTHING BIGGER.'' Scream Issei pissed off as he looks at his best friend.
''SHUT UP! I ALREADY FEEL LIKE DIGGING A WHOLE!'' Scream Josuke pissed.
The girls soon went to Koneko, who felt like she was in a blitz over what she just saw.
''Tell me more about it. I want to know every little thing about his lower parts.'' Said Akeno with a smile.
''No please!'' Scream Josuke.
''I want to hear everything!'' Said Xenovia interested too.
''Me too, I want to know what a Joestar ´´equipment´´ is like.'' Said Rias with a smile.
''Kill me!'' Scream Josuke.
''I will kill you!'' Scream Issei
''Please, don't kill each other!'' Said Asia worried.
Oh yes, I went there. I wanted some slapstick comedy about ´´sizes´´ in this fic, and looking at Josuke you wouldn't be surprised if it was told that he had a large equipment. Besides, look at the size of the Joestars.
It was established that Issei doesn't have that much down. I know its more for love and everything, but at least its not like in other fics where they keep saying that the main character has truly the biggest dick in the world. Yes, they go so far to be like this in certain stories. Well this was fun to write and I hope to make a few more comedic ones in the future.
