Night of the living louds
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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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"What do you mean, there's nothing else in the Costume budget?!" Demanded Lincoln annoyed.
"Sorry buddy, but you know it's basically 'first come, first serve' around here. Your sisters beat you to it."
Lincoln groaned, "They told me that they were making their own costumes this year! I waited so long, because I thought I wouldn't have to race for it this time!"
"To be fair, that was our plan..." Said Lori as she walked by, "We had Leni make some stuff up for us and everything...
"Then what happened?" Asked Mr. Loud curious...
Lori's eye's went wide as you went pale and reminisced...
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I SAY BLUE!
I SAID RED!
PERIWINKLE!
Screamed all the sisters as they tore the dress six ways from Sunday while the Morganville dress shop burned around them...
Leni sobbed as she rocked back and forth on the ground, "Why did I agree to let them custom make their clothes?! WHY!?" She cried, tears ruining her mascara...
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"Uhhh...the details don't matter. On an unrelated note, the people of nearby Morganville are all terrible people...and LIARS! We should definitely never go there or listen to any completely false rumors that come from there!" Evaded Lori quickly.
Mr. Loud frowned, "Ooookay, weird change of subject...but I guess were moving on?"
"Probably for the best." Agreed Lincoln with a shrug.
"Right, anyway. That is unfortunate and I hope you girls learned to communicate with your brother better to keep problems like this from happening...but sadly that still doesn't change the fact there is no more money in the costume budget."
"Come on! Shirly there's something!" Exclaimed Lincoln annoyed.
His father shrugged, "Sorry amigo, but we already gave your sisters all the money when they asked weeks ago, it's all non-refundable and none of their costumes would fit you...Your just going to have to use your own money."
Lincoln graoned, "Since I thought I wouldn't need it I already spent it all on Ace Savvy comics!" HE let a resigned sigh, "Alright...not ideal but I guess I can just use my old Ace Savvy costume or even my Huntor Spector gear..."
"Uh...yeah, that's won't work either." Admited Lori awkwardly...
"What, why?!" Asked Lincoln, getting more and more annoyed...
Lori agian went pale...
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"Here! Here's our little brothers stuff, for the love of Royal Woods DON'T DROP US!" Screamed the Loud sisters as the thugs dangled them over a bridge...
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"Uh...well the details don't really matter! The and I will pay you back out of our allowance to make up for all your clothes- minus what you have on your back -getting destroyed, PLUS interest...so really, I see no reason to ever bring this up again." Said Lori evasively...
"Oh, come on!" Snapped Lincoln aggravated, he then turns back to his dad.
"Come on dad, there must be something you could give me! You know after Flip's big lawsuit last year, the city council has made it clear that no one is allowed to give out candy to anyone NOT wearing a costume!"
"Oh, yeah I remember that...wow, you never realize how flammable licorice until it's used to burn down a drug lab...and fifty blocks..." Said Mr. Loud thoughtfully...
He then shrugs, "Sorry Lincoln, I can give you one dollar but that's the best I can do..."
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Not having a choice, Lincoln has his family drive him down to the bargain bin store...
He grabs what looks like a mask, but heads to the restroom before purchasing...
After doing his business Lincoln realizes what he thought was a mask...
"is this a loincloth?" Said Lincoln in disbelief...
He'd seen it in comics and movies...never in real life...
"HA! Like I'd ever wear this...although..."
Feeling mischievous...Lincoln strips and puts it on...it's so small and tight he had to remove his underwear and shoehorn it on...he then flex's in front of the mirror...
"Ha! Like I'd ever be caught dead int his thing...okay, fun's over. I need to find a REAL costume quickly..."
BANG!
"What the heck are you doing! That ain't yours!" Shouted the store owner who'd jsut barged in.
"GAH! Sorry man, I was just trying it out. I'll put it back." Defended a shocked Lincoln.
"Oh, no you ain't! Health codes are very clear! You wear it you BUY it!"
Lincoln groaned in defeat as he held up his one and only dollar, "alright, here you go...this should cover it."
"Sorry, but your forgetting tax!" Said the owner as he swiped the dollar, "So that'll be at least one more dollar."
"What!? But that dollar was all I had! I literally have nothing else but the clothes on my back!" He says while pointing to said Clothes pile.
The man shrugs, "Alright, fair enough! I'll just hold onto these for collateral until you pay the rest!" He said as he took Lincoln's clothes before he could stop him.
"Wait! Hold on! You can't-
"Can and will! And it's closing time anyway, so get out!" He then starts to drag Lincoln out!
"Wait! Hold it! Your seriously going to make me go out like this!?" Pleaded Lincoln as he tried to drag his feet.
"Not my problem", Said the man in a firm unsympathetic way before he tossed Lincoln out and locked the door behind him.
Mr. Loud groaned inside Vanzilla at the sight of his now nearly naked son frantically pounding on the door of the Bargain Bin store... "Do I even want to know?" He said out loud more to himself then anyone else...
"I REALLY doubt it." Admitted Lori sincerely...
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