So, I had this dream last night where I was hanging out with the 2012 turtles in a mall, so I turned it into a short joke fic, because why not.

I don't own the turtles, only Sera.


It was a dark, chilly night in the city. The turtles were out wandering aimlessly, because hey, sometimes a turtle's just gotta walk around for no reason.

"Hey, look, a mall!" Mikey separated from the group and went in the direction of a mall. …Duh.

Leo knocked on the door, and it creaked open. "Man, the security here is crap."

"Let's see if anyone's inside," said Donnie, and they went into the mall. After looking around a bit and finding it completely empty, they ended up in a bookstore.

"Are these us?" Leo picked up a book with the turtle group all together, branded with their logo. "This is weird."

None of the other turtles acknowledged this, and they all sat down on the floor with a book each to read them. No one else was around to trip on them, and they had all the time in the world, so why not?

"Hey, where did Mikey go?" Donnie asked.

As soon as he said it, Mikey appeared behind them. "Hey, how come I look so dumb on this book cover?" He complained.

Sera rolled her eyes and handed him a ten-dollar bill. "Go get us some pizza, Mikey." As soon as Mikey had disappeared, she turned to her brothers. "That should get him out of here for a bit."

"We should probably go," said Leo, standing up, "we're gonna get in trouble for being here."

"I'm gonna buy these two books first," said Sera, holding two Turtles-branded books. She went to a register, which was magically staffed by a weird shadowy man, and opened her wallet. She saw that she had somehow given Mikey her debit card instead of a ten dollar bill, so she paid 15$ for her books in cash instead.

When the turtles left the bookstore, the mall looked darker, and Mikey was still nowhere to be seen. However, before they could do anything, everything disappeared, and Sera found herself waking up.

"Sera!" Mikey was shaking her. "I'm gonna make pancakes with those blueberries you brought home from the night market!"

"Cool," mumbled Sera, sitting up and rubbing her eyes.

"I heard you say 'pizza' in your sleep a few minutes ago," said Mikey, "what were you dreaming about?"

"I dunno," replied Sera, a bit disoriented. "I think we broke into a mall."