1. I am on the autistic spectrum, and sexual activity is pretty foreign to me. It's about as abstract as quantum physics, meaning...

2. I would not be able to write them well.

3. I'm trying my best to elevate the medium of fanfiction to literature, and unfortunately the best way to do that is to avoid smut at all costs. Not because smut can't be literature, but because it would discredit my efforts to elevate fanfiction.

4. I just straight up do not want to at all. Erotica holds less than zero appeal to me.

5. The lack of sex scenes and the paucity of romance in my stories makes occasional romance-themed tales like Life on Earth all the more enjoyable.

6. I would not be able to post the stories on SpaceBattles. Learned that the hard way!

But what about...THAT scene?

That was my way of saying "Hey, all you shitheads who want a Legion ending? THIS IS AN ATROCITY." Sometimes it is necessary to write something unpleasant to make a point. Veni, Vidi, Vici is by far my least favorite thing I've ever written, but I stand by it and encourage all of you to heed the wisdom of SB's moderators and stay the fuck away from it. (Not reverse psychology)