Yes, the situation she was in was very funny she wasn't going to deny it….but now, was just getting someone to help her out of this predicament.

She was helping one of the shipmates get something from outside the window since she was the only one who could fit through it...except, her waist and hips prevented her from going forward which she didn't want to go that way anyway since it was a pretty good drop. On top of that, she couldn't pull herself back the way she came without some leverage. The small tables they stacked up kept falling over and the shipmate was too embarrassed to assist her.

It's not like I'm asking anyone to feel me up! Just lift my lower end up and slowly pull me back while I wiggle out. Oh great, now I have more audience to laugh at me~

Admiral Zhao arched a brow when he saw what the crew were gawking at, failing to hide his own smirk of amusement as he turned to General Iroh, "Care to enlighten me."

Said man just sighed, "Olivia was helping a shipmate out, but now she's stuck and the only way for her to get out is back the way she came."

Zuko snorted and stated loudly, "I still think she's making it up."

The woman rolled her eyes and stated loudly as well, "Zuko, I'm not a string bean! My hips aren't going past this window unless I break some bones! I had enough trouble getting through this window to begin with."

"What does that have to do with anything." "I'm not flat chested either if you haven't noticed."

Zhao couldn't help but chuckle, not only due to the blushes from the crew but she was right on the money. It was kind of obvious it was difficult for her to even get as far as she did, though the sight alone was pleasant for him, he almost wished her shirt was a little more lower cut but then everyone else would see. To him, it was for his eyes only.

"Will someone just please help me get out of here, my ribs are killing me."


"I'm surprised you're not assisting her General Iroh." A faint blush spread on his cheeks which answered Zhao's question. "I see, well~ I'll be more than obliged to assist Miss Olivia. You there! Lead the way."

The woman's eyes grew big when she saw Zhao being led inside by the crew mate. She was thankful for finally getting help but didn't exactly want it to be him of all people. The way he leered at her always made her nervous. She gasped when a strong pair of hands suddenly grabbed her thighs, "A little warning would've been nice."

*Zhao was loving this situation, not only did his escort leave him alone with her….it was the perfect excuse to lay his hands on her. He didn't mean to grab her so suddenly, chuckling from her comment as he relaxed his hands a bit and gently stroked her thighs. "What do you need me to do?"

"Ok….um….lift me up until I'm level with the window."

He did that, but his fingertips were edging closer to in between her legs and smirked when her body quivered. "O..Ok...now gently pull me backwards and I'll try to wiggle back."

He could've easily held her over waist over his shoulder but that wasn't as much fun as this. Purposefully placing a hand on her behind when he shifted he did as instructed.

"Oh, hang on a second push me back out just a little. I need to adjust."

He chuckled under his breath, "Take all the time you need."

Once he got the okay again he noticed her breasts being squished in the process, and what made it better was that she started turning her body. Her arms were straight out to make herself as small as possible and the twisting must be to release her breasts from their confinement.


Tenderly sliding one hand up her stomach as the other held her thigh, he kept pulling backwards and helping her twist but what made it even more pleasant was how soft her body was. "Finally I'm out!"

She was about to fall backwards but he easily jerked her forwards and held the woman tightly against his chest, making sure her legs were straddling his waist. Her face turned red as he mused, "Well, I must say we should do this more often Miss Olivia."

"Um, can you put me down please." "Where's my compensation? I didn't have to do this you know." She arched a brow and murmured, "Groping me wasn't enough?"

He chuckled and gently pushed her back against the wall whispering, "I may want more~"

The woman tried to push him away but she was pinned and still straddling him, not to mention eye level due to the height difference and Zhao was very intimidating.

She didn't know what to do aside from panic, but Zhao knew exactly what his desire was. He closed the insufferable gap between their mouths. Kissing the soft pair of lips tenderly as one hand held the base of her neck as the other held her thigh, his body alone holding her weight in place.

She tried fighting him but it proved useless, his hold was too tight and she was too scared to bite his lip. It seemed like he wasn't going to let her go for a while, he kept kissing and finally gaining access to that sweet mouth with his tongue. She tasted delicious.

When he heard footsteps coming down the corridor he reluctantly retreated. "What's taking so long? Are you...what are you doing Zhao!?"

He had his arm around her waist and holding her right hand calmly saying, "She became disoriented from being stuck so long, isn't that right Miss Olivia." The tightening grip on her waist and hand was a small warning.

She took a deep breath and nodded, "Yep, I suddenly got weak in the knees after Zhao got me down. Then he caught me to keep from falling."

Zuko scowled, "Well, you're out now so Admiral Zhao can take his leave."

Zhao snorted under his breath but didn't say anything until Zuko left, he turned to the woman and held a finger to his lips, "This'll be our little secret Miss Olivia~"

From the embarrassed look on her face she clearly didn't want to go blabbing what happened anyway; now she was very worried what would happen next time if she was alone with him again.

The fact she was liking it made it worse. This isn't good.

I had a dream about this the other night and I just had to write it down it was so funny.