'Twas the night before Christmas

When deep in his cave,

Lies a hairy green monster

Feeling oh, so depraved.

He turned and he tossed

In his bed trying to snooze.

It was already midnight;

The Grinch tightened his shoes.

"This Christmas," he said,

"Just won't be complete!"

He stared at his hands

And then at his feet.

"Max!" yelled the Grinch.

"Get your ass over here!

I'm feeling all glum

And I've wanted to cheer!"

Max stepped in the room

And looked up at the Grinch.

"Bark, bark!" said Max

In the voice of a finch.

The Grinch said to Max,

"I just don't know why

I'm not feeling so happy

On this cold winter night.

I feel something is missing

And it has to be done...

What could it be, I wonder?"

Then the Grinch felt some fun.

He knew what he needed;

It's so simple and svelte.

The Grinch's heart grew big

And it started to melt.

"Max," said the Grinch,

"Go into the store

And tell the Who counter

To get me some whore

Clothing, or, you know...

Just get me girly things."

Then the Grinch hopped up

And he started to spring.

"Max! Go right now!

There's not enough time!

The Whos down in Whoville

Will all make some chimes!"

Max questioned the Grinch,

But without further thought,

He dashed out of the house.

"Oh, my sweet little tot."

The Grinch was aware

He had said that before.

But by the time he had said that,

Max was just at the store!

The dog barked and barked

But the cashier didn't know,

As he didn't speak dog

Since one-hundred years ago.

Max decided to rampage

And destroy all the goods.

He threw candy and toys

And little coat hoods.

The cashier said, "Take anything!

Take anything, please!

Don't wreck any more objects!"

And he started to squeeze

His own thighs, but Max

Was already outside

Running all the way home

And trying to hide.

Once he came up

To the Grinch's room door,

The Grinch jumped up and down

And he danced on the floor.

He snatched the clothes

And put them on quick.

Now the Grinch looked

Just like a chick.

He said, "UwU!"

In a quite raspy voice.

He said, "Max, you know the rules."

Max had no other choice.

He found out that this

Was the Grinch's own fetish.

He tried to back up, but then...

"Don't be so fret-ish!"

The Grinch said, "You should have known

That was the trick!"

He pulled down his skirt

And then pulled out his dick.

Max was crying and weeping

And calling for help.

The Grinch grabbed the dog

And they started to yelp.

"Oh-ho-ho!" said the Grinch.

"Oh-ha-ha! Oh-hee-hee!

It's such a delight

To be burning Max's tree!"

Max's Christmas tree

Was burning like mean!

It turned out the Grinch pees

Out gasoline.

He grabbed Max to

Force him to watch his own tree

Burn up in front of him.

"It's a prank, so you see."

The Grinch explained, "Yes,

See, I didn't rape Max.

You expected me to?

Ha! Get the facts!

I don't like dressing like this

In any sexual way!

I just think it's enjoyable

On this fine winter day."

He turned to Max and said,

"That tree was so old.

It wasn't thrown out after last Christmas."

Max shivered like cold.

He then realized

He didn't need an old tree.

He has the old Grinch with him

To fill him with glee.

No, not with cum, mind you.

Remember that was a trick.

But then Max pulled out a bomb

And it began to tick.

"Augh, Max!" yelled the Grinch.

"Is this some other trick?"

"Bye bye," motioned the dog

As he escaped with a lick.

The bomb exploded the cave

And even the Whos.

All that was left

In the town was a moose.

The moose was so frightened,

He ran away quick.

Max smiled an evil grin

And looked really sick.

Then the radiation killed him.

Now, let this be a note

To not judge someone or something

In little anecdotes.

Because even though it can look like

A sexual surprise,

It can also mean a friend

Believes in homicide.

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