'Twas the night before Christmas
When deep in his cave,
Lies a hairy green monster
Feeling oh, so depraved.
He turned and he tossed
In his bed trying to snooze.
It was already midnight;
The Grinch tightened his shoes.
"This Christmas," he said,
"Just won't be complete!"
He stared at his hands
And then at his feet.
"Max!" yelled the Grinch.
"Get your ass over here!
I'm feeling all glum
And I've wanted to cheer!"
Max stepped in the room
And looked up at the Grinch.
"Bark, bark!" said Max
In the voice of a finch.
The Grinch said to Max,
"I just don't know why
I'm not feeling so happy
On this cold winter night.
I feel something is missing
And it has to be done...
What could it be, I wonder?"
Then the Grinch felt some fun.
He knew what he needed;
It's so simple and svelte.
The Grinch's heart grew big
And it started to melt.
"Max," said the Grinch,
"Go into the store
And tell the Who counter
To get me some whore
Clothing, or, you know...
Just get me girly things."
Then the Grinch hopped up
And he started to spring.
"Max! Go right now!
There's not enough time!
The Whos down in Whoville
Will all make some chimes!"
Max questioned the Grinch,
But without further thought,
He dashed out of the house.
"Oh, my sweet little tot."
The Grinch was aware
He had said that before.
But by the time he had said that,
Max was just at the store!
The dog barked and barked
But the cashier didn't know,
As he didn't speak dog
Since one-hundred years ago.
Max decided to rampage
And destroy all the goods.
He threw candy and toys
And little coat hoods.
The cashier said, "Take anything!
Take anything, please!
Don't wreck any more objects!"
And he started to squeeze
His own thighs, but Max
Was already outside
Running all the way home
And trying to hide.
Once he came up
To the Grinch's room door,
The Grinch jumped up and down
And he danced on the floor.
He snatched the clothes
And put them on quick.
Now the Grinch looked
Just like a chick.
He said, "UwU!"
In a quite raspy voice.
He said, "Max, you know the rules."
Max had no other choice.
He found out that this
Was the Grinch's own fetish.
He tried to back up, but then...
"Don't be so fret-ish!"
The Grinch said, "You should have known
That was the trick!"
He pulled down his skirt
And then pulled out his dick.
Max was crying and weeping
And calling for help.
The Grinch grabbed the dog
And they started to yelp.
"Oh-ho-ho!" said the Grinch.
"Oh-ha-ha! Oh-hee-hee!
It's such a delight
To be burning Max's tree!"
Max's Christmas tree
Was burning like mean!
It turned out the Grinch pees
Out gasoline.
He grabbed Max to
Force him to watch his own tree
Burn up in front of him.
"It's a prank, so you see."
The Grinch explained, "Yes,
See, I didn't rape Max.
You expected me to?
Ha! Get the facts!
I don't like dressing like this
In any sexual way!
I just think it's enjoyable
On this fine winter day."
He turned to Max and said,
"That tree was so old.
It wasn't thrown out after last Christmas."
Max shivered like cold.
He then realized
He didn't need an old tree.
He has the old Grinch with him
To fill him with glee.
No, not with cum, mind you.
Remember that was a trick.
But then Max pulled out a bomb
And it began to tick.
"Augh, Max!" yelled the Grinch.
"Is this some other trick?"
"Bye bye," motioned the dog
As he escaped with a lick.
The bomb exploded the cave
And even the Whos.
All that was left
In the town was a moose.
The moose was so frightened,
He ran away quick.
Max smiled an evil grin
And looked really sick.
Then the radiation killed him.
Now, let this be a note
To not judge someone or something
In little anecdotes.
Because even though it can look like
A sexual surprise,
It can also mean a friend
Believes in homicide.
End End
