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First of all, I'm not a writer.
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I'm a Video Editor with a lot of creativity, a vivid imagination and Fujoshi tendencies. I always make my plotbunnies come to life through EXPLICIT NSFW Yaoi/Male Slash videos on YouTube.
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But, I've been kinda taking a small break on my YouTube videos. So, I kinda decided to "write" a story on AI Dungeon.
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Now, this upcoming story isn't centered around the Cobra Kai/Karate Kid fandom. Because, I've been waiting for over… lets see here. Toy Story 3 came out in 2010 and today is the year 2022. 12 YEARS!
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I've been patiently waiting for over 12 years for someone to write about this practically canonish ship! I mean, the signs are obviously there! Look at all the evidence I've gathered since 2010.
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1. Woody loves Andy so much! I know it's platonic. BUT, it could definitely be thought of as sexual or romantic too.
2. Andy WANTED TO TAKE WOODY TO COLLEGE! That's why I'll never watch any movie after Toy Story 3. Because, Bonnie ruined my OTP. If she hadn't taken Woody away from Andy. If she hadn't said anything! God! I'm getting pissed just remembering how she ruined my OTP.
3. Ummm… Woody's always been Andy's favorite toy.
4. If this was a rated R movie, doujinshi or Hardcore Yaoi hentai (none of that lame Shounen-Ai PG-13 Splenda crap). Then, Andy and Woody would've been the main couple. They would've had sex! Just like in Brokeback Mountain.
5. Their love has lasted for over 11 years!
6. It's mutual!
I mean, I actually made a Hardcore NSFW Male Slash video about Andy/Woody way back in 2010. But, it came out so… weird. It's not something I'm super proud of now.
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So yeah, I decided to try my luck and write an Andy/Woody smut fanfic. Also, I was kinda conflicted about who topped and who bottomed at first. But now, I'm pretty sure and confident in my decision. Because…
1. Woody is so whipped. [Woody] ? ンモᄌ? ンモᄑ? ンモᄊ ✔️
2. Woody would do anything to please Andy. [Woody] ? ンモᄌ? ンモᄑ? ンモᄊ ✔️
3. Woody is submissive as hell with Andy. [Woody] ? ンモᄌ? ンモᄑ? ンモᄊ ✔️
4. Andy is a college student and he's a human. So, he's more knowledgeable about sexual stuff. [Andy] ? ンモᄌ? ✔️
5. Andy would definitely be more comfortable with calling the shots with Woody. Because, even if Woody's the leader of the toys. Andy's his owner and used to… well… taking control of his toys? [Andy] ? ンモᄌ? ✔️
So yeah, Andy tops Woody. And another thing… I'm going to make Woody human in all of my future fanfics of him. I've also given it some thought to what he'd look like if he was human. I'm thinking… Dylan O'Brien with his spiky hair in Season 3 of Teen Wolf.
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Andy has just finished setting up his side of the room. He's still waiting for his new roommate to show up. He posted a flyer on the college's bulletin board and everything. He finishes putting Woody on his headboard.
"Oh, Woody. I've made it. I'm a college freshman. I can't believe it. It feels so scary."
Woody wishes he could speak but, he doesn't want to scare Andy. So he just listens to his every word.
"I'm so excited, Woody. I'm going to be sharing this room with someone. Do you think it'll be a boy or girl? I hope it's a girl. I'm dying to find a girlfriend."
Andy then turns to Woody and caresses his hair. "I kinda wish you were human, some times. I wish you could talk to me. You're my favorite and most special friend."
Andy then, starts thinking about something. A few blocks away from college he saw a Halloween store. It's supposedly run by a witch. He wonders if she has a Spell Book that might be able to turn Woody into a human.
"I think I saw a spell book in that store. If I read it, will it really work? Will it make you turn into a human?"
Woody ponders this question himself when he listens to the teenage boy.
The next day, Andy decides to go buy the Spell Book. Because, he's got a really good feeling about this. Besides, it's not like anyone has shown up to ask about becoming his roommate.
"Excuse me, Mam? Do you happen to have a Spell Book that might be able to turn toys into humans?"
A wrinkled, ghostly pale woman in a long, black dress with a hooked nose and black hair answers, "Yes. The book you're looking for is Spell Book Volume III. It's right over there. The green colored one."
"Thank you so much. I will definitely buy that one."
Andy then walks over to the shelf and grabs the green colored book labeled, Spell Book Volume III. He hands it over to her and she tells him how much it costs. He gives her the money and heads back to his college dorm.
He reads through the pages and finds what he's looking for. "The Spell to turn Toys into Humans. It's actually real? This is awesome! You're going to be a human, Woody."
He starts reciting the spell. "Toy that brought me joy. I ask you today to make my day. Oh please won't you turn into a human today?"
After he says this. Woody starts glowing a neon yellow and growing. He looks down at his hands and notices that they're now human hands. He jumps up and down with excitement.
Then, he quickly runs over to Andy, hugs him and says, "It's me, Woody! The spell worked. You have no idea how long I've wanted to talk to you and hug you."
Andy's blue eyes widen as he stares at his beloved best friend that's now been turned into a human. Standing right in front of him is a handsome, attractive, lean young man of medium stature who has pale skin, rosy cheeks, brown hair, and honey-brown eyes. He's wearing his signature cowboy getup. He's even wearing his cowboy hat.
"Woody! Oh my God! It is you? I can't believe it." Andy hugs him back.
"Yeah, it's me. Do you like me now? I don't want to frighten you, so do you want me to turn back?"
Andy pulls away from Woody and looks him over. He reminds me a bit of that actor who plays, Stiles Stilinski, in Teen Wolf. What is that actor's name, Dylan O'Brien? Yeah, that's it.
"No. You don't frighten me, Woody. You're perfect! I really like you. I mean, I've always liked you. So why wouldn't I?"
Woody blushes and scratches the back of his head out of nervousness.
"Well...uh...I've always liked you too."
Andy then laughs. It sounds genuine. "If you have any questions about being a human. You're more than welcome to ask me. I don't mind, buddy."
"I'm hungry."
"Oh? Of course! How thoughtless of me. You've never had any appetite before, huh? Do you want to go buy some pizza from Pizza Planet or do you want to go grab a cheeseburger? Nachos? Hot dogs?"
"I'd like to try Cheese Pizza from Pizza Planet."
"Sure. Come on. Oh, wait! Ummm, I love your outfit and all. But, I think it'll get a lot of attention. Why don't I let you borrow some of my clothes today? We'll go buy you something later."
"Okay."
Andy starts grabbing a t-shirt that he thinks will look great on Woody's honey-brown eyes and pale skin. Maybe a yellow t-shirt? He pulls out a bright yellow t-shirt, some dark blue jeans and red Converse high-tops. He hands Woody the clothes.
"Here. Put these on."
Woody hesitantly takes the clothes from Andy. He goes inside the bathroom and starts undressing. He grabs Andy's Old Spice and rubs the deodorant on his armpits. He's seen Andy for years and knows that humans are supposed to put on deodorant.
After he's put the deodorant's cap back on. He puts on Andy's yellow t-shirt, boxers, jeans, socks and red Converse high-tops. He's surprised at how much his feet and legs feel like those of a human now.
"How do I look?" Woody asks, walking out of the bathroom in his new clothes.
Andy can't stop admiring his best friend's good looks. He never actually gave a second glance at another boy before. But, there's something about Woody that draws him towards him. Something about his personality.
"You look great, Woody."
"Thanks. I feel pretty good too."
"Okay. Let's go get that pizza."
"Is Pizza Planet still your favorite? I remember how much you loved it as a little kid."
"Yes. It's still my favorite. They've got the best Cheese Pizza in the world. You'll love it!"
"Yeah, can you get us a large Cheese Pizza and two strawberry Hi-C's. Please?"
The cashier smiles at Andy. "Anything else, kid?"
"Nope. That's it."
They take a seat at a table and wait patiently for their order. Soon, a chubby teenage boy in a red cap comes out from the kitchen and delivers their food.
"Here you go."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Let's dig in, Woody." Andy says with a smile on his face.
"Okay."
Woody takes a bite of his slice of Cheese Pizza and… it's the most delicious thing he's ever tasted. He closes his eyes and moans in ecstasy. After he's finished his pizza, he takes a sip of his Hi-C and is pleasantly surprised.
"This is really good!"
Andy lets out a heartfelt laugh as he watches Woody enjoying another Cheese Pizza.
"I'm glad you like it."
The two continue enjoying their meal in comfortable silence. Andy is so happy about his choice on turning Woody into a human. Now, he won't need to look for a roommate. He'll have a best friend.
"After we're done eating. I'm going to show you show to play this really cool game. It's called, Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3."
"Sounds like fun."
"Yes! I win! Goku kicked Vegeta's butt!"
"Aw man! You're a natural at this Woody. Why don't we call it a night? I think we've been playing like for the last four hours. The score is 60 - 59."
"Can we play tomorrow?"
"Of course. I want a rematch. I'm going to win tomorrow."
Woody hands the blue PS3 controller to Andy. Andy wraps the cable around it and puts it on top of the TV stand. He does the same thing to the black controller.
After he's done turning off his Play Station 3 he starts getting ready for bed. He grabs one of his pajamas and hands it over to Woody. Woody goes inside the bathroom and gets dressed again. Andy puts his own pajamas.
"Do you need any help, Woody?"
"No. Thank you."
"I'm surprised that you actually know how to dress yourself. I mean, the clothes must be very different from your own normal clothes. They're sewed on, aren't they?"
"I've seen plenty of TV Series and movies over the years. So I've seen how clothes, buttons, zippers, shoelaces and socks work. It's not that hard for me."
"You've seen? What do you mean by that? It almost sounds like you were alive when you were a toy."
"Oh, I was. I mean, toys are living things. But, we only come alive when our owners have left the room."
Andy's eyes widen at this revelation. It all sounds pretty cool. Truly amazing.
"Wow! That sounds so cool, Woody!" He says right before yawning.
Woody doesn't know what to say and simply utters a thank you before, letting out a yawn of his own. The two end up falling asleep in a couple of minutes. It's been a long and exciting day for both of them.
