It was a quiet night in Vermilion City, the city lights shining bright preventing the stars above to shine.

All of the quietness stopped when an alarm at the Pokémon Center went off and four criminals just robbed it. They went into an alleyway to escape the cops.

Above them was a mysterious figure with white eyes. The mysterious man was carrying two swords behind his back, two guns and seemed to be wearing a red suit…

"Shhhh! Can you shut the f*k up narrator." The mysterious man swore.

Woah I do not allow this kind of…Wait a minute how do you hear me?

"There's a lot of things you don't know about. Also I'm trying to do a sneak attack on these bad guys! So Shhhh!" Said the mysterious man.

"Who said that?!" Said one of the criminals.

"Ah f*k! Oh well, might as well kick some a*. Swore the mysterious red man.

The mysterious red man jumped off the building and did a superhero landing. The criminals noticed him from behind when he screamed in pain.

"OH S*T! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO THAT!?" The mysterious red man swore once.

"Who are you?" One of the criminals said.

"Let's just say I'm Santy Claus but I lost some weight and I came to say, you four are on my naughty list." Said the mysterious red man which made the criminals nervous.

"Don't worry I'll go easy on you…" The criminals sigh with relief until he says. "For now." He starts running towards the criminals.


30 minutes of endless chasing

The red man ties the criminals upside down. "You bad guys are lucky I didn't feel like killing you."

"SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU?!" The criminals all said together in fear.

"Well I'm the Merc with the Mouth." The red man said

"The Merc with the Mouth?" The criminals questioned.

"But you can call me Deadpool." He said simply.

"Deadpool?" The criminals questioned again.

Suddenly Officer Jenny came in her motorbike with Growlithe. "Well what do you know, the girl in blue is here for your arrest…" Deadpool then got interrupted by Officer Jenny.

"Hold it right there sir." Jenny ordered. "Are you f*ing serious?!" Deadpool swore.

Growlithe starts to growl at him and does what he's told. "Okay madam." Deadpool raised his arms up.

"Who are you?" Officer Jenny questioned.

Deadpool then groaned and turned to the audience and said. "No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask."

"Growlithe get him." Growlithe did what he was told and started running towards Deadpool until Deadpool pulled a water gun and started squirting at him which made Growlithe whimper and then went back to Officer Jenny.

"Growlithe are you okay?" She said in concern for her Pokémon.

Deadpool then jumps over them and says. "I just did 80% of your job and this is how you repay me?"

More officers came in police cars. "AH S*T BISCUITS." And starts running away from them.

He pushed some people out of the way and slid across hoods of cars while the cops chased after him.


After a few hours being chased he hid on top of a roof of a building and waited till the cops left.

And they left and filed a report for 'Armed and Dangerous Red Suited Man on the Loose'.

Deadpool was relieved that they left. "Finally I thought they were f*ing leave." He said. And then he turned to the audience and said, "Now I know what you're thinking. What is old Wade Wilson doing in the Pokémon world? Well to make it short, let's just say that I was watching some of the Pokémon: Journeys Series on Netflix until a portal came out of the TV and I got sucked in and landed here in anime form. And I've been here for like a week and trying to figure out how to get out of here." Deadpool finished his short story.

"Now if you excuse me I got home to back so I'll probably see you in the next few chapters or the after that but this time I'm narrating it." Deadpool said to the audience and left when the sun started to rise.