Normal speech
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Talking aloud to self
The toaster satellite is seen floating in space until a tractor beam hits it. The satellite is pulled into one of the chicken looking spaceship. Once inside the ship the tractor beam is turned off and the satellite falls to the floor. Two metallic hands are seen grabbing the satellite taking it from the room. A door then opens to the command deck of the ship.
King Goobot: Yes. The king, he loves his little orthgot. (He pets his pet.) Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. (Goobot stops petting the orthgot and eats it.) Yes, he does. (He pats his stomach as if to say 'that was delicious'. A soldier appears bringing the satellite before the king.)
Random solider: Sire, my King, (He bows in respect.) it appears to be some type of alien transmission device.
King Goobot: Tell me, (Goobot crossing his arms furious.) when did it become acceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced? (He shouts in anger.)
Random solider: Yes, of course, my King.
King Goobot: Space him! (One of the helmsmen hits a 'spacer' button.)
Random solider: I assure you that... (A tube sucks up the soldier shooting him off into space. We then see an empty egg body in a purple assistant outfit get filled with a 'person'.)
Ooblar: Wait! (Ooblar 'runs' to the king quickly before 'tripping' and hitting the window.) I missed it. Can I, can I, can I space another? (He says moving about in a childish demeanor.)
King Goobot: No. (He said unimpressed.)
Ooblar: Please, brother.
King Goobot: I said no, Ooblar. (He says frustrated.)
Ooblar: Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop. (Goobot states annoyed.)
Ooblar sees the satellite and stops doing his childish pleas.
Ooblar: What have we here? As the king's assistant, I am the official checker of new things to be checked. (He touches the lever causing the toaster to go off releasing a piece of toast.) It's all right. It's all right. I'll handle this. (Ooblar declares in a 'I got this' voice.) Hello! What galaxy are you from?
King Goobot: Ooblar. (He calls out trying to get his attention.)
Ooblar continues not hearing his brother.
Ooblar: Where is your leader?
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast. (He says slowly speaking as though talking to an idiot.)
'Understanding' what his brother, Ooblar picks up the toast.
Ooblar: Hello, toast. (Ooblar greets happily.) I greatly admire your ship. (He hits the satellite with each word before it opens and starts to play a message.)
Satellite: Beginning transmission from Earth. (An electronic voice says from the satellite.)
A video of Jammy in her bedroom is seen on the ships screen.
Jammy: Greetings from planet Earth! (She greets doing Spock's peace sign.) I'm Jammy Neutron, and you're an alien life form. I welcome the opportunity...
King Goobot: What a big head. (He states looking to his brother.)
Jammy: ...for the mutual exchange of scientific knowledge and universal brotherhood. (Goddard then appears on the screen sniffing the camera.)
Jammy: This here is my dog, Goddard. (The two move away from the camera showing Jammy's bedroom.)
Jammy: And this that you're looking at is my room. That's where I sleep.
Jammy holds up a photo of her parents together at the camera.
Jammy: And this is my mom and dad right here. Mom, Dad. (She says while pointing to each parent.)
King Goobot: Freeze that image. (Goobot moves closer to the screen for an up-close look of Jammy's photograph of her parents.) They look...delicious. (He has an evil twinkle in his eyes. Goobot turns to his crew to speak up.) The search is over! (He laughs evilly.)
We then see a whole fleet of chicken spaceships warp travelling for earth.
Jammy is seen sitting on her bed with a sad but thoughtful look to her.
Jammy: Maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring my jetpack in the house. It's one thing for it to be outside or in my lab but I really should've thought better before doing so. I wish Mama would've used something besides the roses to try and stop the fire.
A knock at her door interrupts her inner monologue.
Jammy: Come in.
Opening the door, Jammy sees her dad pop in.
Hugh: Hey Jammy. (Hugh stands by the door and starts talking to Jammy.) We need to talk about what happened earlier with your mom. First thing though, I'm sorry but you can't go to Retroland.
Most of the time she could convince her dad to give her exceptions when she'd bat her eyes at him. She was a Daddy's girl in all intents and purposes, having him wrapped around her little finger. Except this time. Jammy tries to reason with her dad.
Jammy: But, Daddy, all my friends are gonna be there.
Hugh sympathizing with his daughter, he starts walking towards her.
Hugh: I know, Princess, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? (He sits on the bed wrapping Jammy in a one armed side hug.) I don't think you would. You see, Jammy... Jammy. Jam, Jam, Jammy. Jam, Jamie, daughter, let me tell you a little about rockets. (He says trying to have a heartfelt moment.) They're big-people things, sweetie. And you just can't go around playing with big-people, fiery, flying things because that's what rockets are. Rockets are flying things. (Hugh uses his free hand and waves it around sporadically to make his point.) Plus we don't want you out at night alone. We trust your friends, but we want to make sure you're safe. Well, I hope this talk has helped.
He slides of the bed to kneel in front of Jammy and placing both hands on her shoulder. He looked her in the eyes until he noticed something by her eyebrow.
Hugh: Jammy, what happened here? (Hugh raises a hand to the scratch that now had dried blood on it.)
Jammy: What? (Jammy touches the place her father was pointing to. She winces a bit touching harder than she meant to.) I must've gotten that when I was stuck in the wall.
Hugh: Let me look at it. (He gently touches around the scratch.) Does that hurt?
Jammy: No Daddy. I just touvhed on it too hard.
Hugh nods in understanding.
Hugh: Well it's not bruising, and I didn't feel a bump. I think all you did was scratch the skin. Let me clean it.
Hugh stands up from his place, walking into her bathroom. He goes to her medicine cabinet looking for alcohol wipes. Once he spots them he comes back out kneeling before Jammy.
Hugh: This may sting a little.
Hugh takes one of the wipes and dabs the scratch. Jammy hisses a little from the stinging sensation. After he thoroughly cleaned the scratch, Hugh throws the wipe away setting the box of wipes on her desk. Hugh then gives her a hug and kiss and starts to leave the room. As the door shuts Jammy, and Goddard have a silent conversation where Jammy holds up her hands in confusion as to why she wasn't in trouble, but she 'spoke' too soon. Her dad sticks his head back in saying.
Hugh: And, by the way, Mom says you're grounded. Sorry.
Her father actually leaves this time. Jammy then lies back on her bed with her feet dangling off the side.
Jammy: What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? (Jammy sits up off her bed, an idea forming.) Goddard, options. (Goddard's chest area opens up a panel revealing a green screen. Words appearing onto it as Goddard 'speaks'.)
Goddard: Apologize, your parents love you.
Jammy: Yeah but there already so disappointed. I don't think they'd accept it right now. (She speaks up looking disbelieving.) Next.
Goddard: Create a time capsule, escape to the future.
Jammy: That'll take too long. Next.
Goddard: Build Goddard a female poodle.
Jammy: Goddard, this is serious! (She turns to Goddard, her fists clenching in frustration.) And besides I already have blueprints for that. I just got to start building her.
Goddard: Sneak out.
Jammy: That's it. (Jammy looks ecstatic at the option.) Barbaric problems (She jumps off the bed, raising her arm up, and pointing her first finger triumphantly.) call for barbaric solutions. Phone, please. (She holds her hand out to Goddard. Goddard tosses Jammy his ear 'phone'. She catches it and rapidly dials Carla's number.) Carla, it's me. You get permission? Me neither. (Jammy starts pacing the room, her right hand holding the phone while her left twirls the phone cord.) It turns out parents don't understand psychology. Tell Sheena to meet us at Retroland in one hour. (She keeps walking toward her window.) We're sneaking' out. (Jammy appears in front of her bedroom window.)
We now see a tv show being played. A guy in a jail outfit is running from cops.
TV: Halt! Hold it right there!
Screen zooms out showing more of the tv where someone changes the channel of the tv now showing a Purple Flurp commercial. The screen keeps zooming out until we know see a hand on the remote which flips to a new channel where Ultra Lord punches Robo-Fiend. We then see Hugh and Judy on the couch together. Hugh with the remote and Judy with her legs crossed holding her hands to her lap. The coffee table in front of them has a bowl of popcorn for their 'movie' night.
Judy: Jammy's awfully quiet up there, Hugh. (She looks downward her face holding slight regret.) Do you think we were too tough? (Judy says unsure. Hugh then looks to Judy.)
Hugh: No, I don't think so, dear. No. (Hugh reaches for a piece of popcorn and tries to throw it up and catch with his mouth. The popcorn misses and bounces off his forehead.)
Judy looks to her husband, concern splayed across her face. She bites her finger in worry before speaking up.
Judy: Maybe I should check on her. (Judy stands up getting ready to go to her daughter's room. Hugh stops her by lifting his arm and waves his hand flippantly.)
Hugh: Now, now. I'm sure she's just reflecting on the error of her ways. (He grabs another piece of popcorn and 'talks' with his hand. He throws the popcorn to his mouth but lands on his nose.) Dealing with it in a mature, responsible manner.
Hugh jokes a little and tilts his head to catch the popcorn. He gives Judy a smile to make his point. Judy shakes her head at her husband lovingly.
We see Jammy back in her room "maturely reflecting". She mocks her dad with shrink ray in hand.
Jammy: "Mom says you're grounded." Take that. (Jammy fires the ray at her stuffed animal. The stuffed toy is seen shrinking.) It's working now. (She giggles a little, happy that her invention didn't actually have an error.) OK, Goddard, you know what to do. (Goddard barks.) Good boy. (Jammy points the shrink ray at herself causing herself to shrink. Goddard catches the shrink ray in his mouth before extending his neck to set it on the ground. He then whines a little worried for his master. Goddard jumps off the bed and lays his head down by her.) Be a good boy! (Jammy says as she pets his nose the best as she can.) And don't worry I'll be careful! (Goddard gives her a quick lick and barks happily.) See you later, Goddard!
Jammy starts to walk out of her bedroom while carrying the shrink ray. We now see a closer look of the staircase and see Jammy's parents still sitting in front of the tv. Against the wall of the staircase can be seen a baby photo of Jammy, her 10 year old school pic, a family photo of the three of them, and a 5 year old Jammy playing outside. Hugh is completely focused on the screen in front of him while eating popcorn. Unknown to Jammy, Judy has a very regretful look on her face. A tiny Jammy can be seen through the staircase railing coming down the stairs. Hugh speaks up for Judy to hear. Jammy is unfortunately oblivious to their words.
Hugh: Jammy's a big girl now. Don't you worry, sugar.
As Jammy is hopping down the stairs, the shrink ray slips from her hand falling towards the couch. She lets out a tiny shout. The shrink ray safely lands on the couch unnoticed by either parent.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
Hugh starts to reminisce his childhood days.
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. (From her place on the stairs, Jammy looks down in fear that she is about to be caught. Hugh looks to Judy while reaching for the remote accidently grabbing the shrink ray.) I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party.
He points it at the tv trying to change the channel instead the tv shrinks. Jammy exclaims in horror seeing that her dad managed to properly use her invention. Hugh then inspects the having realized that something was up.
Judy: Well, what did you do? (Judy looks curious. Hugh then has a thoughtful look trying to recall the memory from many years ago.)
Hugh: Actually, I snuck out. (He said sounding a little sheepish before using the 'remote' again causing the tv growing.)
Judy hears the fizz as the tv grows back to its normal size. She turns to look at the tv while Hugh is smacking the 'remote' trying to get it to work, not realizing he set it off again shrinking his wife's head. Judy turns to Hugh who has is seen focusing only on the remote once again hitting it and regrows Judy's head.
Judy: You don't think that Jammy...
Judy looks up the stairs thinking she heard Jammy coming. Jammy jumps from the stairs onto the couch.
Hugh: No, no. (Hugh places the 'remote' on the couch but Jammy catches it. He turns to Judy speaking in the utmost confidence.) Besides, how's she gonna sneak out? (Hugh wraps an arm around Judy bring her closer. Jammy hops off the couch and moves by her dad's foot who coincidently kicks her as he goes to cross his legs. Jammy soars across the room and through the mail slot.) It's not like she can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true. (She laughs nervously.)
Jammy is seen on the ground outside her house. She stands up and does a silent victory dance.
Inside Jammy's House
Judy moves away from Hugh so that she is looking at him face to face. Thinking back on the days events, she feels a little guilty. Judy knows that her daughter didn't mean any harm and that she might have been a little too hard in her.
Judy: Can't we just double check on Jammy to make sure she's ok?
Hugh: Not yet she needs some time alone to understand what she's done. She's a good girl Sugar Booger. I know that she messes with things that we don't like but it's her nature. She wants to show us her intelligence and how she can help. Now we both know that rockets are dangerous but...
Judy bites her lip in understanding and worry.
Judy: I know Hugh. I just worry for her safety. She's brilliant, we both see it, the problem is that her inventions don't always work at the best of times. What if what happens like earlier and neither of us are there to help?
Hugh grabs Judy's hands in his as he speaks with her honestly.
Hugh: We will be there to support her but at some point we won't be there. We have to let her soar as high as her wings will take her and maybe we can learn some things to help her.
Judy: You always know what to say.
Judy leans into Hugh to cuddle.
Back with Jammy
Jammy concludes her victory dance and starts to walk off carrying the shrink rayon her back.
Jammy: Retroland, here I come. (She says walking with a slight skip in her step.)
Jammy passes by where we can see what he is doing. Sydney is wearing a karate outfit while holding a purple soda. He is balancing on one leg with eyes closed. Berty's cellphone rings, causing Sydney opens his eyes to stare at Berty.
Sydney: Berty, you're breaking my concentration. (He closes eyes again to refocus.)
Berty: Hey, I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. (Berty flips through rings tones and stops at his favorite.) Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! (He jams to the cellphone ring.) Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again. (Berty states while still jamming but looks to Sydney.)
Sydney: T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp. (Sydney says taking a drink of Purple Flurp and placing his foot back on the ground.) T'ai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes, and rejuvenates the body. (Berty stands off to the side looking at Sydney confused.) Whereas Purple Flurp (He tosses the can away causing it to hit the wall and bounce back into his hand.), being per cent sugar, creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. (Berty shakes his head playfully.) I figure if I do them together, (Sydney takes another drink.) I achieve perfect balance. (He flips the can onto his head while balancing on one leg.)
Berty: Does that routine include you picking on Neutron? (Berty questions as he crosses his arms over his chest.)
Sydney falls to the floor in shock.
Sydney: What?
Berty: You heard me. I saw the way you glared at Nick during class when he picked up her pencil. You were totally jealous of Nick. Then you made fun of her. She's a nice girl but you always antagonize her, so spill. (Berty leans against the wall lifting his leg to rest against it.)
Sydney: Fine but breathe a word of this to anyone and you'll see what I achieved by doing T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp, got it?! (A slight sneer on Sydney's face as he growled out each word.)
Berty: Whatever (He rolls eyes.), now dish it, bro?
Sydney: Fine. (Sydney rolls his eyes back at Berty.) I like her but don't know how to tell her. When I saw Nick trying to flirt with her I got jealous and took my anger out on her. I mean you've seen our interactions. We throw insults at each other like no tomorrow fighting like cats and dogs. So how do I tell her that I don't mean any of it and that when I do so it's because I don't know how to tell her how I truly feel.
Berty: Dude, you got some issues. But this is what you should do...
Their voices become muffled as the screen fades black.
