'Doesn't he look familiar?'
They squinted at the TV while Miranda stared, horrified. Just her luck. What was his character? Ethan? She didn't recognise the names in this version but she did know that he would be obnoxious. Or gay. With a really big dick. Help. She wasn't prepared to see any of that.
Yep, here came the first male bum shot of the film.
DVD paused; heads whipped round to stare at her once they'd realised just who the actor was. That really fit Detective Winter. Miranda's work partner. Lucky bitch.
'Did you know?'
Miranda shook her head disbelievingly. They carried on watching it, noting that Max's character was the shallow, pretty boy one with the big dick. Supposedly.
'When are you going to find out for sure?' Asked Tina mischievously.
'Never!' Miranda almost shrieked. 'How unprofessional do you think I am? I'm not going to be able to look at him in the face now.'
'We're not asking you to look at his face' cackled Gerta.
'Let's watch the rest of the film' shushed Tina. They settled down, Miranda bright red in the face and hiding behind a cushion. Annoyingly she was not put off by it. Max was actually pretty good. And pretty hot. And gay. She was even willing him to go in for a kiss. She was not adverse to that. He didn't but they had come so close.
She was going to have trouble dismissing this one out of her mind.
