The honor of the names goes to Amanda. If you don't like them, then tell her about it. If you can't guess, some of this chapter takes place on AOL Instant Messenger.

Bev-redvixen5

Jean-Luc-dixonhill1701

Geordi-dashiznit

Worf-honorbound

Deanna-chocolatelvr

Will-number1

Data-data100101

Guinan-whoopicushion

Tasha-theLionessofAvalon

Wes-stickindamud

*This story is going to be written in true AIM fashion: in other words, no grammar, no spelling correctly, and other typos. So don't flame me in your review. You WILL review, right? I thought so.

[Enter everyone on the Internet, save Wesley.]

whoopicushion: so hows every1

theLionessofAvalon: still grounded thanx to u

whoopicushion: its only ben a day

theLionessofAvalon: so im still mad

number1: at least u can complain

number1: my dad didn care

chocolatelvr: its okay baby

dixonhill1701: robert isnt gonna let this go ever

redvixen5: y

dixonhill1701: cuz i messd up

redvixen5: o

honorbound: i am grounded for six months

dashiznit: ur rents really were that mad?

honorbound: no, i punished myself

dashiznit: oic

data100101: My father made me learn a lesson by working as punishment. So I suppose I was grounded.

redvixen5: omg data why do u hav to b so complicated

dixonhill1701: u get that part bev?

redvixen5: no or i wouldn't b here

whoopicushion: g2g

chocolatelvr: was not sposed to b on here mom just found me bye

[chocolatelvr and whoopicushion sign off.]

number1: wat u talking bout w/parts?

redvixen5: u no my part in de play

dixonhill1701: how come im the only 1 who nos bout Beverly in a play

theLionessofAvalon: cuz no 1 else cares

honorbound: im getting off

dashiznit: mee to

[honorbound and dashiznit well, get off.]

redvixen5: ishould b going 2

dixonhill1701: yep me also

[They leave.]

data100101: Perhaps we should all consider calling it "a night."

[With that, all sign off.]

[The next day in school at lunch, all sit and discuss the usual high school things. In other words, it's sex, sex, and more sex here. Or on the rare occasion, other gossip.]

Beverly: Did you hear that Lia Mitchell and Shane Snyder slept together?

Deanna: Bev, that's old news.

[Will, Jean-Luc, Worf, Tasha, and Geordi enter from the lunch line.]

Will: Hate to say this, but this food is pure crap.

Geordi: Ain't no way around it, y'all.

Jean-Luc: Well, at least it's food.

Tasha: Are you sure of that?

Worf: One should never pass up the chance to eat.

[Scene stops. Q appears with one of those lame posters from the cafeteria.]

Q: Advice to live by.

[Q2 enters.]

Q2: This entire idea was lame. Still is.

Q: Go away.

Q2: You!

[They both exunt; scene begins again.] ( exunt-plural form of 'exit;' used for group exits.)

Tasha: But who cares about food? What's happened today?

Data: I do believe that Shane and Lia "slept together." I do not fully understand the meaning of this phrase.

Beverly: Why don't you ask our gossip queen?

Deanna: I'm blushing. No, really, that happened a long time ago. The newest thing is that Guinan got busted. Is it true?

[All turn and look at Guinan.]

Guinan: No.

Deanna: Okay...then back to Shane and Lia.

Will (between bites): Who cares?

Beverly and Tasha: We do.

Deanna: Well, I just don't see how he could SLEEP with her.

Beverly: You don't know how that works? And you and Will have done it too.

[Mild laughter at table.]

Deanna: That's not what I mean. She's bi. Not that I'm prejudiced, but it just is odd. She's not that pretty too. Plus she's a slut.

Data: You possess some of those qualities in abundance.

Deanna: Shut up. He has to be tested for all kinds of STD's now.

Jean-Luc: Interesting.

Geordi: Me and the homeboys...I mean we're all still going to Hogan's on the last day of school right?

Beverly: Um hmm...

Deanna: Back to Lia and Shane.

Worf: Oh Lord.

Deanna: I don't know how she could, uh...excite him. That's all I have to say.

Will: Personally, I think Lia is kind of hot.

Geordi: Me too.

Will: You guys know, when a hot girl comes around and suddenly you can't walk-

[All of the guys nod.]

Tasha: This is disgusting.

Beverly: I agree get me out of here.

Deanna: God, what did I start? Wait. Will, how DARE you be looking at other women!

Guinan: I'm interested. Keep going.

Geordi: We all know that Jean-Luc can't move when he sees-

[Jean-Luc at this moment kicks Geordi under the table.]

Geordi (in pain): Nevermind.

Data: Our open discussion about the male sex drive is making the females in attendance feel uncomfortable.

Will: Except for Guinan.

Worf: Feelings should be kept hidden.

[Bell rings. Everyone heads off to class. Post-party, a few things have happened: Jean-Luc and Beverly walk together and Worf is a lot quieter.]

(Hope you all liked part three. Remember, my lunch table and its discussions inspire all this, which means this is based upon everything my friends and I do, plus normal high school myths. If you think my friends and I are perverted, you're probably right. Until next time.)