This story is set ABOUT 3 weeks before school lets out. Basically, when school ends, so does this story. I've got a few more chapters in me before my brain finally dies out, so never fear. A lot is going on at BVAHS (my school, nitwit) so I have a plethora of material. *EXPECT TO SEE SOMETHING ABOUT BUDGET CUTS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.* Now on with the story! (Just mentioning this, but in the ep "the vengeance factor," did anyone notice that the Gatherers all have mullets? Just saying.)

[We see Q trying to catch a frog.]

Q: Stop! I have to dissect you!

[The frog stops and morphs into Q2.]

Q: That reminded me of those horrible books. You know, Anamorphs? (That seems like something Q would say. Besides, I didn't really enjoy the books. Sorry. Remember-no underlines on fanfic.net, at least I can't put them in.)

Q2: The continuum thinks you're crazy. They tried to stop you, but Mom started to make a big deal of how you're old and eccentric and can't do a thing-

Q: Normally, I'd kill you for calling me old, but not today. I'm watching my lab rats.

Q2: I'll be back to bother you later. Personally, this bores me.

Q: Me aburre, me aburre. Can't you think of anyone other than yourself?

Q2: I know what you said...remember I'm all-powerful too.

Q: But not all-knowing. Now leave.

[Q2 leaves. Q2 really seems like a wimp now, doesn't he?]

[We see our faithful friends in biology class. This is the period before lunch, and the only class that they all have together. They take the same classes, but not during the same periods...except for this one. Now Esperance! (Whoa too much Shakespeare)]

Teacher: You will come up and get your frogs one group at a time. The person you elected to cut will make the incision below the jaw and down toward the cloaca.

[Before she can continue, the announcement bell goes off. The principal, Wesley, is heard.]

Wesley: Students, do not, I REPEAT, do NOT show public displays of affection in this building. This includes kissing, hugging, etc. Teachers, if you see a public display of affection WRITE THE INVOLVED STUDENTS UP. Thank you.

[Intercom cuts off. Students are laughing; Deanna and Will both look devastated.]

Geordi: Ouch. Looks like they won't have any fun at school for a while.

Tasha: Poor Will. This is all he hopes for in the morning. And Deanna, she won't get to feel the locker door for some time.

Guinan: I guess Will won't get to have some cherry lip gloss either. That was his daily requirement for fruit, too.

Geordi: Denied!

Beverly: Guys, pay attention.

[Teacher looks at table and glares.]

Teacher: Group 4! GROUP 4!!

[Jean-Luc and Worf go up and get the frog.]

Will: Data, I nominate you for cutting.

Data: I agree. I am the most precise one present.

[Data cuts in. Surprisingly, there is no smell. The group can see all of the organs inside of the frog's body.]

Will: It's disgusting.

Beverly: No it's not; it's nature.

Jean-Luc: We can see that, Beverly.

Beverly: Jean-Luc!

[All sit, silenced. A few moments go by before Will makes a whip-cracking sound.]

Will: You're whipped.

[All agree, save Bev and Jean-Luc.]

Geordi: I want to hold the frog.

[Geordi picks the frog up and moves it through the air. He makes the frog dance.]

Tasha: Geordi, put the frog down.

[Geordi is giggling like a madman now.]

Geordi: No, I refuse.

[Will grabs the frog from Geordi and gives it to Data. He grabs the pins to pull the skin away from the organs, and hold the frog down. He tries to put the pins in and accidentally jabs the pin through the frog's arm.]

Data: I do believe I have made a mistake...

Geordi: Uh, oops...

[Guinan grabs the other pin and puts it through one of the frog's nostrils. The pin comes out of the nostrils inside the frog's mouth.]

Guinan: Cool.

[Will tries to pull on the tongue to see how long it is. He pulls it out and snap; it's all out.]

Will: Uh, guys...I think I pulled his tongue out.

[Beverly has just finished studying the inside of the frog.]

Beverly: Will, it's a girl.

Will: Oh.

Jean-Luc: Perhaps we should rectify the situation by WORKING.

Geordi: What would you do to this frog if it were Beverly?

Jean-Luc (shifts eyes): Goof off all you want.

Tasha: That's right, Jean-Luc.

[Just then Wesley walks in to observe the class.]

Wesley: I love to watch my students. It takes me back to the days when I thought I could do better than principal.

[Wesley watches as Data expertly takes the frog and removes its itty-bitty little stomach.]

Data: I am lead to believe that there is an insect inside of this frog's stomach.

All: Neat!

[All lean in to see what is basically a very small pile of black nothing.]

Teacher: Clean up! Test on frog parts tomorrow!

[Jean-Luc cleans up the unholy mess that was their frog.]

Guinan: I don't think I'm going to be able to eat after this...

Will: Sure you will. Today's nacho day.

Guinan: Ooh.....

Worf: It is dishonorable to mutilate things that once lived.

Tasha: Get in the spirit of things. Come on, or we'll never clean up fast enough.

[They join in and disinfect the table. The bell rings and lunch awaits.]

(I was going to add more to this one, but then it wouldn't be just a dissection, would it? I am pretty sure that I got all of the frog details correct, seeing as I just dissected one recently. Next chapter will be longer to compensate for the lack of length this one sees. Keep reading!)

I realize I need a disclaimer: Paramount is the Star Trek lord. They own the dolls; I just put them into naughty positions.

*Thanks to Roger for all of the frog-disgracing moves. If he hadn't done it, you wouldn't have had the pleasure of reading this chapter. Let's all thank Roger now.