Hello people with no lives, er, readers of my fan fiction. This is a
Lizzie McGuire fic with this chapter being a Moulin Rouge crossover. I
don't own either of them. But I want to own Ewan McGreggor and/or Adam
Lamberg. Oh ya! when we last left our idiots, they were singing about
being lovers!
*****
Chapter Three: La Tango de Whoever the hell this song is about!
"There is a man," started Larry as the Argentinean, "And there is a
prostitute," he continued, pointing at Miranda. They start dancing.
"First there is desire, then passion, and then there's love, then
there's marriage, then comes a..."
"All right already! Get to the part where..."started Gordo/Christian.
"YOU GO MAD!"
"That's it!"
"Roxanne slash Lizzie. You don't have to turn on that red light. Walk
those mucky alleyways for cash, you don't care if it's politically
correct or if its wrong. Roxanne/ Lizzie. You don't have to wear that
dress tonight. I forgot the words to this song. You don't have to sell
your body to the night."
"His eyes upon your lack of a chest. His hand upon your..uh.. lack of
a
chest. His lips caress your skin. It's more than I can stand!"
"Roxanne/ Lizzie."
"Why does my heart cry," Gordo sang.
"Roxanne slash Lizzie."
"Feelings I can't fight. Feel free to leave me, just don't deceive me,
and please, believe me when I say, I love you!"
"Roxanne slash Lizzie," sang Larry/ Argentinean.
Gordo walks while singing-ending up right by the Gothic Tower where
Lizzie/ Satine and Ethan/ the duke* are doing stuff.
"I will get my, my, my... what's my line?" asked Ethan.
"Ending!" I shout.
"My ending!"
"Come what may!" screams Gordo.
"Come what may," whimpers Lizzie.
"You be sleepin with Gordo yo?" asks Ethan.
"Word!" said Lizzie.
"Bitch! Your supposed to screw me!." Then that black guy punches him.
~~~Opening Night Spectacular Spectacular~~~
"Diamonds are a girls best friend," sang Lizzie.
"You know!" screams a bunch of girls in the crowd. They get a glare
from
their husbands and shut up.
"Vole voux coucher avec moi. Ses wah??" screams Ethan slash the Duyke.
"Nope!" says Lizzie.*cough cough* I am dying!
Then, Gordo comes on stage with a bag of money.
"Hey everyone! I'm the luckiest piece of ass alive! I screwed the
sparkling diamond!"he screamed.
"Yeah! Wait a minute, huh?" asked Kate/ Casper.
"Hey, it's a ghost! Anywho. Since I am a pissed lucky piece of ass, I
will through coins at Lizzie. I've paid my whore," he said then walks
of
the stage.
"Never knew I could feel like this. Like I've never seen the sky
before.
No wonder I'm such a klutz! I never get fresh air! Want to vanish
inside
your kiss. Everyday I'm loving you more and more. Listen to my heart,
can
you hear it sing. Come back to me and forgive everything. *cough
cough*"
"El gaspo!" screams the audience.
"Seasons may change, winter to spring. I love you . Til the end. Of.
Time."
"Come what may! Come what may! Come what may!"
"They are trying to kill you!" screams Andy as Toulouse. Show ends,
Lizzie/ Satine die!
"Do you know why I am here?" asked Kate/ Casper. "To turn into the
Grim
Reeper, and take Lizzie slash Satine to the great beyond!"
"Just take Satine," I said, " we will need Lizzie for a while."
"DAMN!" screamed Casper.
"Welcome to my world," I said.
*****
Another senseless chapter. I'm going back to the normal wave of things
in the next one. Review if you want to live long lives!
Lizzie McGuire fic with this chapter being a Moulin Rouge crossover. I
don't own either of them. But I want to own Ewan McGreggor and/or Adam
Lamberg. Oh ya! when we last left our idiots, they were singing about
being lovers!
*****
Chapter Three: La Tango de Whoever the hell this song is about!
"There is a man," started Larry as the Argentinean, "And there is a
prostitute," he continued, pointing at Miranda. They start dancing.
"First there is desire, then passion, and then there's love, then
there's marriage, then comes a..."
"All right already! Get to the part where..."started Gordo/Christian.
"YOU GO MAD!"
"That's it!"
"Roxanne slash Lizzie. You don't have to turn on that red light. Walk
those mucky alleyways for cash, you don't care if it's politically
correct or if its wrong. Roxanne/ Lizzie. You don't have to wear that
dress tonight. I forgot the words to this song. You don't have to sell
your body to the night."
"His eyes upon your lack of a chest. His hand upon your..uh.. lack of
a
chest. His lips caress your skin. It's more than I can stand!"
"Roxanne/ Lizzie."
"Why does my heart cry," Gordo sang.
"Roxanne slash Lizzie."
"Feelings I can't fight. Feel free to leave me, just don't deceive me,
and please, believe me when I say, I love you!"
"Roxanne slash Lizzie," sang Larry/ Argentinean.
Gordo walks while singing-ending up right by the Gothic Tower where
Lizzie/ Satine and Ethan/ the duke* are doing stuff.
"I will get my, my, my... what's my line?" asked Ethan.
"Ending!" I shout.
"My ending!"
"Come what may!" screams Gordo.
"Come what may," whimpers Lizzie.
"You be sleepin with Gordo yo?" asks Ethan.
"Word!" said Lizzie.
"Bitch! Your supposed to screw me!." Then that black guy punches him.
~~~Opening Night Spectacular Spectacular~~~
"Diamonds are a girls best friend," sang Lizzie.
"You know!" screams a bunch of girls in the crowd. They get a glare
from
their husbands and shut up.
"Vole voux coucher avec moi. Ses wah??" screams Ethan slash the Duyke.
"Nope!" says Lizzie.*cough cough* I am dying!
Then, Gordo comes on stage with a bag of money.
"Hey everyone! I'm the luckiest piece of ass alive! I screwed the
sparkling diamond!"he screamed.
"Yeah! Wait a minute, huh?" asked Kate/ Casper.
"Hey, it's a ghost! Anywho. Since I am a pissed lucky piece of ass, I
will through coins at Lizzie. I've paid my whore," he said then walks
of
the stage.
"Never knew I could feel like this. Like I've never seen the sky
before.
No wonder I'm such a klutz! I never get fresh air! Want to vanish
inside
your kiss. Everyday I'm loving you more and more. Listen to my heart,
can
you hear it sing. Come back to me and forgive everything. *cough
cough*"
"El gaspo!" screams the audience.
"Seasons may change, winter to spring. I love you . Til the end. Of.
Time."
"Come what may! Come what may! Come what may!"
"They are trying to kill you!" screams Andy as Toulouse. Show ends,
Lizzie/ Satine die!
"Do you know why I am here?" asked Kate/ Casper. "To turn into the
Grim
Reeper, and take Lizzie slash Satine to the great beyond!"
"Just take Satine," I said, " we will need Lizzie for a while."
"DAMN!" screamed Casper.
"Welcome to my world," I said.
*****
Another senseless chapter. I'm going back to the normal wave of things
in the next one. Review if you want to live long lives!
