Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How would that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.
*Important: Well, I wasn't really surprised when I saw other fanfics with the same title as mine, but don't be mad [those who wrote a fanfic with the title 'What If'] because the idea of the whole body switching thing just came to me and I had to write it and the first question started with 'What if' so I just chose that to be my title.
*Even more important: Thanks a bunch to…
Kittenwithclaws: Thanks for the complement! I'll try to update my story A.S.A.P. ^_^
Mary: Oh wow! You really like it! *tear* Well I too sorta think that Sano is on the 'hunky' side. ^^ *whew* Its good to know you haven't read anything like this…I really wanted mine to be different.
Maliks-dragon: Another thinks my story is funny! Woohoo! ^_^ I really wanted the first chapter to be longer…but I just couldn't think of anything for how Kaoru should beat up Sano. [I love you Sano! ^_- lol]
san: Sorry! I had that idea, but my fingers have a life of its own…lol. They just type and type. But don't worry, I'll force Kaoru to make moves on Kenshin one way or another [Or other way around]. ^_~ *sigh* Poor Kenshin…he will be the target of my torture. ^^
Sailor Shi: I hoped that at least some characters were not OOC. *whew* Thanks! [What a coincidence…I have spring break in about a week! ^^]
Mistress of time: Hah! That's funny stuff! Thanks and I hope you like this chapter! ^_^
RaVeNwInGs: Thanks! I really appreciate it! WAIT…DON'T KILL ME YET! [^_~] Here's the second chapter! ^_-
…also to those who will [I hope more people will review.] review later…I would also like to thank you!
Well, I'm surprised I got this many reviews! I feel loved! Thanks!
a/n: R/R please! It will be greatly appreciated! ^_^
Warning: This chapter might be a bit boring. I'm just typing this at the top of my head. I haven't really thought out what will happen. I just felt like writing out chapter 2 now.
Disclaimer: No own. No sue. No money. That sums it up in six words.
I hope you all like chapter 2!
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previous chapter…
"Where are you doing Miss Kaoru?" Kenshin asked in curiousity.
"To kill Sanosuke!" Kaoru yelled and started running around the dojo looking at him. All Kenshin could do was sweatdrop.
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What if…
Chapter 2: Don't you wonder what might be in Kaoru's head?
"AHHH! Sanosuke Sagara! [?] YOU COME OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!" Kaoru was flaming mad that, if it was possible, become battousai herself. She was really irritated with him AND Yahiko. Why were they always picking on her? Always making fun of her? But right now, that didn't really matter. All that mattered was to kill the stuffing out of Sano and Yahiko. When no reply came, she cooled herself down and waited for them on the steps of her dojo, knowing that they would come around anytime soon. Then a weird thought came to mind…
When Kenshin came out of her room in search of her and to see if he could stop the violent fight, if there was any, he could feel a pair of eyes staring at him. When he looked at the source, he became uncomfortable. It was the way she was looking at him. So…seductive [a/n There yah go san! More coming…just keep reading. ^_^].
Kaoru was actually thinking about the whole sake-in-tea incident. She was wondering what she had done. First of all, she didn't remember anything. Nada. Zilch. Absolutely nothing. Second, she was drunk! How exactly can non-alcoholic people control themselves when they were never exposed to alcohol? Thinking about actions…what if she did something not so appropriate to Kenshin? Then, she heard someone walking and come to a stop. She stared into those deep violet eyes. She just couldn't stop looking at them. Then an image came to her mind…
"Hey Kenshin…" Kaoru put on her best seductive smile she could muster while motioning him to come closer. Kenshin was not sure about this, but he could never refuse his Kaoru. Making his decision, he started walking towards her slowly with caution.
Then she said in a low whisper, "I wanna tell you something…" She put her mouth against his ear and said something, which made the rurouni blush a pinkish color. Then what she did next surprised the rurouni. She put her mouth against his ear again, and started licking it. Now this REALLY made him uncomfortable that he just backed away with now blushing a dark crimson color. Kaoru just looked sad because she was having so much fun.
When Kenshin started backing up more, she walked towards him and said, "Where do you think your going?" Then a bed magically appeared and…
She immediately stopped at that thought and put on a sick expression like she was about to throw up. She couldn't believe what she was thinking right now.
'Maybe its just the sake still having affect on me,' she thought. When she snapped out of her daydream, she was [unfortunately] still looking at Kenshin. He looked scared.
'Gee…I think I'm scaring him,' Kaoru immediately gazed at something else so it can occupy her attention at the moment. She didn't want to look at him in fear that she might think something dirty again.
'I better say something to her or…uh…who knows what she might do to me,' Kenshin thought.
"Miss Kaoru, I bet you're starving, that you are. Would you like for me to make some breakfast for you?" Kenshin said trying not to make eye contact with her.
At 'breakfast' said, her stomach growled. "Heh heh…that would be great Kenshin." Kaoru licked her lips and that action made Kenshin blush. She wondered why he was a reddish color and imagined if it was something she said…or did.
Kenshin automatically made his way to the kitchen to make some rice balls. He kept on playing that same look on Kaoru's face over and over again in his head. The more he thought about it, the more he blushed. 'I really have to get rid of this blushing habit, that I should. Its making me tired.' Kenshin was too distracted with his thoughts that he totally forgot about the rice balls.
Time past quickly and Kaoru was wondering when her breakfast would be done. She hastily got up and started towards the kitchen. When she got there, she saw a spaced out Kenshin. She waved her hands in front of his face, and when she got no response, she just shrugged her shoulders and took some of the finished rice balls Kenshin managed to make. It took only a second for Kenshin to come back to earth and realize that his rice balls are missing. He looked around making sure that some cat or something didn't take it. He suddenly stopped turning in circles when his eyes met a slender woman looking at him. She just giggled and went back to eating the delicious rice balls. 'I really have to get Kenshin to teach me how to cook.'
Kenshin eventually finished and starting eating himself. The dojo was so quiet that you could hear Sano and Yahiko arguing again. 'SANO AND YAHIKO?! YES! Now I get to pull their eyes out!' At that thought, she grinned and got up making the rurouni curious on what she was going to do. She quietly walked to her room to set up a trap…
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O.O GOMEN! GOMEN! GOMEN! So sorry that its short! [I just blanked out…please forgive me!]
Ok, I just want to add this because I thought it was funny. [I'll probably only do this once in a while…if something funny comes to mind.] Well, go ahead and read it and in your review…tell me if its funny. [It starts off with the whole Kaoru-imagine-weird-thing part. Hope you like it!]
"Hey Kenshin…" Kaoru put on her best seductive smile she could muster while motioning him to come closer. Kenshin was not sure about this, but he could never refuse his Kaoru. Making his decision, he started walking towards her slowly with caution.
Then she said in a low whisper, "I wanna tell you something…" She put her mouth against his ear and said something, which made the rurouni blush a pinkish color. Then what she did next surprised the rurouni. She put her mouth against his ear again, and when she was about to do the unthinkable, she threw up in his ear!
"ACK! Jou-chan! You weren't supposed to do that!" Sano said looking through the script. Kenshin was running around trying to look for a bathroom. 'I shouldn't of had let her talk to me while she's that close to my ear and she's drunk,' Kenshin finally found the bathroom and washed [well tried ^_^] to get everything out of his ear.
While Kenshin was doing everything he could to clean himself up, Yahiko was rolling on the ground laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor *gasp* Kenshin…*silence* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
So Kenshin was in the bathroom, Yahiko was laughing his head off, but what's happening with Sano and Kaoru? Well…
Kaoru motioned Sano to come closer with her index finger. Then she started walking towards him while swaying from side to side. Sano just looked in horror at how he might look after Kaoru…
"NO! Stay away from me!" Sano yelled backing away.
"Hey…where are *hiccup* you going? I just *hiccup* wanna *hiccup* have some fun?" Kaoru said running after Sano. Then she tripped. So Yahiko continued laughing, Kenshin continued scrubbing, Sano continued running for his dear life, and everyone was happy. [I don't think so…*grin* ^^]
What do yah think about it? Funny? Well I thought it was. I hope you like it. That was just something extra for making this chapter extremely short. ^_~
*Important: If you have any ideas for what the trap should be or how it should be set up, PLEASE put it in your review! Arigatou!
*Really important: Review! I know this is not the best chapter in the world, but I'd like to know what you think about it. Bad? Funny? I will take flames but only if it is said nice. ^_^
*Not really important but its important: My Japanese is not so fluent. Forgive me if I made any spelling errors or anything else. Oh and also, is it rice balls or rice cakes? I'm a little confused.
Well anyways, thanks for reading chapter two. Now you can go ahead and press the button that says 'Go.' ^_^
[ -miko demon hunter- ] aka [ -kamiya riyuka- ]
