Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How would that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.

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*Even more important: Thanks a bunch to…

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Kitsune Magic: Arigatou for the suggestion and the review! Fortunately, I didn't come up with a trap so read the chapter to see how Kaoru set it up and the result.

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…also to those who will [I hope more people will review.] review later…I would also like to thank you!

Thank you to everyone who reviewed!

a/n: Ok, I added everyone's suggestions, [I didn't want anyone to be left out…and also because they were just great and funny suggestions!] changing them a bit so that it will fit in with the story.

Warning: OOCness!! You have been forewarned.

Disclaimer: Leave me alone because I don't own anything relating to Rurouni Kenshin other than the idea for this fanfic and also because I have nothing to give.

I hope you enjoy chapter 3!

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previous chapter…

Kenshin eventually finished and starting eating himself. The dojo was so quiet that you could hear Sano and Yahiko arguing again. 'SANO AND YAHIKO?! YES! Now I get to pull their eyes out!' At that thought, she grinned and got up making the rurouni curious on what she was going to do. She quietly walked to her room to set up a trap…

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What if…

Chapter 3: What if Kaoru AND Kenshin turned evil?

Kaoru walked to her room thinking over what type of trap she should set up. When a brilliant plan hit her, she realized that she needed another person to help her out since there are two people she wanted revenge upon.

'Hmmm…Megumi? No…she would probably laugh at me and leave telling how silly and stupid I am. Misao? Not a bad idea, but she might make a noise or burst out laughing and ruin the whole thing. Aoshi? He's tall so he could get Sano, but he's too serious to play games like this. He'll probably be too busy meditating anyways. So that only leaves…'

"KENSHIN! Could you come here for a second?! I have a question to ask you!" Kaoru screamed at the top of her lungs. In a split second, the rurouni came tumbling in asking the usual.

"Is there anything wrong Miss Kaoru?" Curiosity was written all over his face wanting to know what was going on.

"Hey Kenshin…" Kaoru played around with her thumbs for a few seconds and finally asked, "you wanna help me kill Sano and Yahiko?" Kaoru put on the best puppy eyes she could. 'He can't refuse me now…not while I have these puppy eyes of mine. After all, these eyes won me a contest!' But unfortunately, if didn't really work for the rurouni.

"Gomen Miss Kaoru, but I don't think that killing will solve anything," Kenshin tried reasoning with her, already knowing that she was talking about the whole 'drunk' issue.

Kaoru, being the persistent one she is, thought of something at the top of her head to persuade the rurouni to assist her in her plan.

Then, putting on her best seductive smile on, [*whew* it's a good thing she's not drunk anymore…or at least that's what I think…-_-] ran towards Kenshin, and spoke in a low voice in his ear [ACK! The torture! Poor Kenshin…]saying, "Please Kenshin…"

When that was said, Battousai somewhat took control and said in a husky voice, "Ok…" Then he smiled. Kaoru recognized that voice, but let it slide a bit because he was helping her. The rurouni managed to take over and realized what he just did. Though he thought that it would be fun for a change.

It wasn't hard to set up the ambush. What was hard was waiting for them to come back to the dojo. But their waiting didn't last much longer. Now they could hear their footsteps against the ground. On top of that, they could hear that they were once AGAIN fighting over something pointless.

In a few seconds, it would be time for some action. As their footsteps got louder, Kaoru counted down.

Kaoru mouthed, '3…2…1…' and snapped when the door to the storage place [a/n gomen! gomen! lack of knowledge…help me out here] opened. Kenshin and Kaoru quickly put the buckets of fish and a slimy substance that contains gods know what over Sano and Yahiko's heads. Sano and Yahiko were oblivious to their surroundings, got VERY confused.

"Why did it get so dark?" Yahiko questioned while he and Sano were pulled across the room and tied to a chair. Kaoru tried to hold back he laughter till after they were tied down securely but she couldn't help it.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Kaoru was on the brink of tears just because of laughing. Sano and Yahiko were very surprised.

"KAORU?!" Sano and Yahiko both exclaimed at the same time. "But who's the other person?" Yahiko questioned. When Kaoru and Kenshin finished tying them down to the chairs, they removed the buckets, leaving both Sano and Yahiko sticky with slime or whatever it was, allowing them to see that it was Kenshin.

"KENSHIN?! What are you doing here?" Sano had a dumbfounded look on his face. Kaoru sighed, 'Gods…does he have to be so stupid?

"Kenshin helped me tie you guys down! DUH!" Kaoru then hit the back of Sano's head making him angry.

"Kenshin! You've sunk real low! REAL LOW!" Sano yelled. Kenshin just backed away from the crowd and went to the corner to play with his fingers.

"Well that's your problem because Kenshin's on my side!" Kaoru then took out her make-up and started putting A LOT on both of them. Then she carried both Sano and Yahiko with her god-like power to Kyoto while Kenshin trailed behind.

When they got there Kaoru put a sign on them, without them knowing, that said, 'Leave me alone. I need time to think.'

Kyoto was busy as usual and was loaded with a bunch of people running around carrying bags or something like that. No one dared went near them. They just stared as if they were a monster from outer space. Some even laughed hysterically. Sano said the occasional, 'What are YOU looking at?' or 'Go away and stop starring!' Time went slow for the two. Sano was busy shooing the people and telling them to keep on walking while Yahiko was dead silent.

They were left there for days, starving. And if they day couldn't get any worse, it started to rain. Starving, soaking wet, bored, angry…not good combinations. Sano wondered why they were even here in the first place. Me, drunk, sake, Kaoru, tea…then it all came to him. Kaoru was mad about the whole putting-sake-in-tea thing. He managed to stifle a chuckle.

One day, Misao and Aoshi happened to pass by them. Misao laughed…A LOT and Aoshi, serious Aoshi, put on a smile, laughing under his breath. Well, who couldn't? When you tied to a chair, soaking wet, make-up smudged all over you face, and had a frown on your face too, you're destined to laugh eventually. All was quiet until Misao broke the silence.

"Why are you guys, or may I say ladies, heh heh, doing here…and looking like that?" Misao asked with a grin.

"Ugly and Kenshin tied us up, put this horrible…thing on us and put greasy, oily, slimy stuff on us too." Yahiko spit out in disgust.

Then Aoshi, speaking for the very first time [can you hear the tune?], said, "Well maybe it was for a good reason. Let's go Misao, they have some thinking to do." Then they both left.

"WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP US AT LEAST ONE LITTLE BIT?!" Sano was getting tired of this game. He wanted to get out and fast before he dies of boredom.

The rest of the day went the usual with the same routine: stomach growls, argument on whose fault it was that they were in this situation, silence, more silence, and then back to stomachs growling.

'I'm going to find a way to get back at those two! Just they wait and see!" Sano and Yahiko both thought.

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I hope that was long enough. ^_^ Do you think it was funny? Well I definitely had fun!

Ok, I already know what's going to happen next so I hope you're looking forward to it! ^^

So what do you think about it? Funny? Well just leave your comments on your review! I take flames, but only if they're said nicely. ^_^

Well anyways, thanks for reading chapter two. Now you can go ahead and press the button that says 'Go.' ^_^

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