Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How would that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.

*Important: R/R! It encourages me to update this story faster! ^_~

*Even more important: Thanks a BUNCH to…

Ryou's_Princess: It's just a fanfic and if it really happened…I'd be on the floor dead with you. ^^

Akari Sennyami: Awww…sorry about that. Couldn't type my story…it got me sad because I had a lot of ideas. But here's the real fourth chapter! Yay! I'm excited too! Wow, that tactic really works? *evil smirk* *everyone starts to run away from the evil me* Yes…naughty Kaoru…^^ She's very evil!

Mistress of time: HAHA! It seems that Sano and Yahiko were happy I was gone. Well it sucks for them because I'm back and ready to put them through torture once again! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry again…as I said, I wasn't able to continue, but I think this chapter will be extra long. OH…I did read your story and it was great! I have to catch up on reading fanfics. I'm REALLY behind!

Yume Kuroi: You're right. Payback really is a bitch. [0.0] Lauli seems interesting…lol.

Sayianprincess: I'd hate to face you 'cause you might be angry that I didn't update A LOT sooner, but it's better late than never.

Neko-Metallium: Thanks! I'm glad you thought it was funny. Just you let you have a sneak preview…they're probably going to switch next chapter. You'll see why. ^_^

Mary: LOL…Kenshin and Kaoru…evil…means death…X_X HAHA! Hey, what a good idea! I could use that for next chapter because…well you'll figure it out after you read this chapter.

DARK Z 14: Am I doing a good job? Well, thanks for the motivation! ^^

Chaos: The whole imagining thing just came to mind. 0.o But its good to know that my story is not predictable. As a said, they'll probably switch next chapter.

darkemerald22: Hehe…sorry but I needed more ideas in order to make this chapter. O_Q But now I have A LOT of ideas so this chapter will be longer. ^_^

jouko-chan: I pleased to see that you liked that chapter! I've changed the chapter name just for you! ^^ It just that at that time, I couldn't think of a what if… title. Thanks for the suggestion! It made me think! 0.0 Lol.

d8hp: Evil and torture is what this fanfic's all about. ^_~ I still don't know who should get the last laugh, but it probably won't show until the last chapter…o_Q

Kitsune Magic: Your welcome! I TRIED not to leave any suggestions out.

…also to those who will [I hope more people will review.] review later…I would also like to thank you!

Thank you to everyone who reviewed! I really got tired of typing reviews…there's so many! ^_^ That's a GOOD thing!

a/n: Sorry for not updating sooner…I was being charged for going on the internet…evil people. ^^ Well, while I was over there, I was hit with so many ideas…so I just wrote it all on paper. It ended up being four pages [front and back] and some margins. X_x I hope its long enough.

Warning: *sigh* Kaoru gets…never mind. Just read! ^_^ Oh yah…stupid humor. I sorta found it funny, but I don't know about you. Also…mistakes are everywhere! They are invading my story!

Disclaimer: Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, Yahiko, Megumi, Aoshi, Misao, and everyone else…they are cool…but…I don't own them. *breaks down on the floor and starts crying*

Anyways…I hope you like the read chapter 4!

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previous chapter…

The rest of the day went the usual with the same routine: stomach growls, argument on whose fault it was that they were in this situation, silence, more silence, and then back to stomachs growling.

'I'm going to find a way to get back at those two! Just they wait and see!" Sano and Yahiko both thought.

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What if…

Chapter 4: What if Saito was…

Ideas of evil doings, ways to torture and humiliate Kaoru and Kenshin ran through Yahiko's head.

'But first, I have to find a way to untie this rope…' Silence engulfed him as he thought to himself. 'Hmmm…Sano's been pretty quiet,' Yahiko suspected. Then FINALLY an idea popped into his head.

"Hey Sano, lets bite out way through this rope," Yahiko felt confident that his plan would work. [He's so slow…^^] Sano was quiet for a moment. Then he spit something out of his mouth. "Way ahead of you, kid," then he continued chewing on the rope. For some reason, Yahiko blew up, and you could see the steam coming out of his ears.

"STOP CALLING ME KID!" Yahiko exclaimed and threw his head back, hitting Sano and making him black out.

'Hehehehehe…now's my chance to catch up.'

Now Yahiko had the same amount of rope left as Sano. It was at that time when Sano because conscious again.

"Grrr…stupid kid! What did you do that for?!" Sano said angrily. "You called me kid, stupid rooster head!" Yahiko spat back. It was a good thing they weren't facing each other because with the amount of electricity their eyes generated towards each other, they would have started a fire.

They both decided to cool down because fighting didn't get them closer to escaping.

Then Sano said, "Oi, lets have a contest. Whoever gets untied first, gets that bag of money over there," Sano pointed to the bag that sat there by its lonesome self. 'Someone must have dropped it, but oh well. Finders keepers, losers weepers, as I always say,' Sano laughed to himself.

"Alright. I'll win for sure," Yahiko agreed to Sano's suggestion. Sano was silent again. When Yahiko looked over his shoulder, Sano had started already.

"Hey! That's not fair!"

"I didn't say I would play fair. Especially when it's dealing with money…KID! Anyways, hay is for horses! HAHAHAHAHA!" Yahiko started to turn red with anger, but he put all his anger toward that rope, chewing on it like crazy.

' I'll make sure I win.'

Meanwhile…back at the dojo…

[this part is similar to the series, but not entirely…]

"I'll pour it for you Kenshin!"

"No! I will pour it for you Sir Ken!"

Kaoru and Megumi were at it again: fighting over who pours sake better. Kenshin was just sitting there, eyes wide open. [O_O]

Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi, Dr. Gensai, Ayame, and Suzume were have some type of celebration due to Sano's and Yahiko's absence, though most thought it was out of Kaoru's generous heart. Kaoru bought all the good and jugs of sake, while everyone just enjoyed what was served.

Somehow, the competition between Kaoru and Megumi turned into who can drink that most sake, Megumi just kept pouring little amounts of sake into her tea cup, while Kaoru went for the extreme. She reached for the full bottle of sake. [ACK! I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH!]

"Ummm…Miss Kaoru? I don't think…" But he was too late, Kaoru already drank the while bottle. She started hiccupping like there was no tomorrow.

"You *hiccup…hiccup* wanna fight? *hiccup hiccup hiccup*" She tried with all her might to get up. When she did, she swayed her way to the bowls of food.  She picked up as much as she could and made her way outside. Megumi, accepting her offer, followed her. Kenshin just 'Oro'ed.'

Everything went quiet, and everyone except Kenshin, Kaoru, and Megumi were sleeping.

When Megumi set her foot outside, Kaoru got ready to attack. As Megumi stood still, she looked around, searching for her opponent. When she faced Kaoru, Kaoru threw the bowl of food at Megumi and started running around laughing like a 5 year old. Kenshin, witnessing the whole incident, fell over with a *thump*.

Megumi started running after Kaoru trying to through pills that when they hit the ground, they cause a tiny exposion. [She's very evil! And when she's evil…she's dangerous!] But whenever she thought she got a direct hit, Kaoru would trip [from being so drunk] and it would miss her by a few feet.

When Kaoru thought she couldn't run anymore, she ran into a random room and held it shut.

An hour past and Megumi finally left, getting tired from playing childish games. While Kaoru was looking around the room, she figured out it was Kenshin's room. She wanted to have more fun so she decided to play dress up. Dress up like whom? Kenshin!

When she finished, she peeked outside to see if he was still awake. She spotted him not far from where she was. Kenshin, feeling a presence near him, looked to his right and met with violet eyes.

Kaoru them came out with a huge grin and said, "Ta-daa!" And in a deep, but not too deep, voice she said, "I'm Kenshin Himura and I have a cool sword!" And pointed at the reverse-blade sword at her left side. Kenshin just looked at her in amazement and fell over with a huge *clunk*. She had the same gi, [Well, with all the blood stains and slits on Kenshin's gi, he supposed to have spares.] the same slippers, the same low-tied ponytain, and the same eye color [Contacts, I guess. ^_^]. But what caught his attention was the scar on her cheek with blood dripping down her neck. 'She must have purposely cut herself…with my sword, that she did.' He suspected that because he spotted blood on the sharp end on the blade. He just looked at her with worried eyes.

"What? I couldn't look like you if I didn't put the scar," Kaoru then took the reverse-blade sword out of its sheath and started swinging it around clumsily. As she took a step to the side, she didn't take an effort to look at where she was going. She tripped and before she could hit the ground, Kenshin caught her [The Infamous Catch ^_~]. When he look at her, she past out [Who wouldn't? Being drunk and losing blood…she was bound to loose consciousness.].

Back to Sanosuke and Yahiko…

Well, eventually Sano won and go the money. He decided to eat out before they got back to pay Kenshin and Kaoru a visit. Yahiko untied himself minutes after. He rattled on and on about how it wasn't fair that Sano started first, but he finally stopped when they arrived at a restaurant similar to the Akabeko. Sano used the money to buy everything, that related to beef, he could afford. He offered Yahiko food, but Sano being the selfish [Gomen Sano fan…had to say something.] one he is, would take back the food as Yahiko was about to take it and put it in his mouth. Sano did this a couple times and Yahiko quit falling for his tricks. Instead, he just sat across Sano with his arms crossed, looking to the left with a frown on his face.

Sano was still eating while Yahiko sat there thinking on how to get revenge towards Sano, Kenshin, and ugly girl. Then a thought struck him.

"Hey rooster head, I'm going to the bathroom," He lied. Sano just ignored him and kept eating, filling himself with food.

Yahiko then snuck out and wandered the busy city. His memory took him to a run-own shack type shop. He remembered going to this place when he was a servant for those slimy liars.

He took a second to look at the place, and then finally went inside. He went down on his knees in from of the figure and said, "I've come here Saito, to ask a favor." When he looked at the man, he became stunned. He was wearing a…witch costume and had a wart on his nose [imagine that 0.o]

"Mr. Saito, ummm…*ahem*" Yahiko felt nervous to ask him about his outfit, but he knew Saito was smart so he would catch up eventually. "Oh, you're talking about this?" He pointed towards himself. "Well, I just thought witchcraft would be fun so I tried it out. Fighting just didn't interest me anymore," he said with a huge smile on his face. "I was really intimidated to try it after watching Harry Potter." [XD] Yahiko looked curious, "What's Harry Potter?" "Oh, ummm…never mind that. So what do you ask of me?" Yahiko quickly went to the point. "Do you happen to have a spell that could exchange souls so that a person is in another guys body and the other way around?" Yahiko questioned. "Well, it will take a few days until it takes affect, but it will word. So yes I do have a spell." "Great! Ummm…I'll pay you later." Yahiko said with puppy eyes. "Fine, but let me take a picture of you so that I'll remember that you owe me. And if you never pay me back, I'll hunt you down," Saito had an evil grin on his face that meant death. Yahiko just laughed nervously and nodded. He didn't object to the picture taking, even though he kinda believed what Sano said…

"Those things take away a year of your life! Get it away from me! I'm not going to be in the picture!"

Yahiko shivered at the thought. But he had to hurry so that Sano wouldn't suspect anything. So Saito said a chant that was about 3 minutes long. When he was done, he told Yahiko to leave because he needed his beauty sleep and to not to forget to pay him. Yahiko then left wandering the streets again thinking…

'What should I do to Kaoru?'

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*Whew* I think that was pretty long. Sorta thought that that was funny. What about you? ^^

I already have an idea to what's going to happen next, but if you have anything that might fit in the story…feel free to put it in your review! ^_~

So what do you think about it? Funny? Well just leave your comments on your review! I take flames, but only if they're said nicely. ^_^

Well anyways, thanks for reading chapter four. Now you can go ahead and press the button that says 'Go.' ^^

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