EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: If any of my faithful reviewers [^_^] or anyone would like to help in the creation of a new fanfic…[this idea was begging to be written] please e-mail me at demonwingmikogoddess@hotmail.com!! But you can also IM me at LiLKaWaiiShOUjo. I already have the plot and everything. So if you're interested…go ahead and do all of the above. Domo arigatou gosaimazu!!
Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How you that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.
*Important: R/R! It encourages me to update this story faster! ^_~
*Even more important: Thanks a BUNCH to…
Mary: ACK! Great suggestions! Just wait and see on what I'll do Kaoru! You'll probably have an idea…but I'll try to change it a bit. It's cool to know that you're a Harry Potter fan. As for Kaoru, well, she was drunk after all so she was a bit of a psycho. Hmmm…I'll make the cut just a light scar for your sake. ^_^ It would be sorta funny though…people looking and pointing at them saying, 'Oh look! They're twins except one has dark hair and the other has red hair!'
Freda Potter: Yes…I tried to make Saito a typical witch before more of my imagination took over and started naming all these weird characteristics. ^^ Ok, I know that contacts didn't exist, but I guess there was nothing else that I could think of that was in my mind that would make eyes a different color.
Kitsune Magic: Yah, I can't believe it myself. Harry Potter…Rurouni Kenshin…Harry Potter…Rurouni Kenshin…nope sorry, no connection found. X_X
Akari Sennyami: Thanks! I spent a lot of time trying to think the last chapter through. The body switching will affect everyone a lot!
Mistress of time: I haven't been able to check up on your story yet because I've been so busy too and right now I'm juggling between homework and writing this story. But thanks for the motivations and I'll try to get to your story soon! ^^
Yume Kuroi: HAH! I didn't know Lauli had powers…. Well, Sano and Kenshin didn't officially switch, but they will soon!
MorganII: Yes! Pity Sano! ^_~ All the ideas had to be smushed into one paragraph because…because…I have absolutely no idea, but gomen ne! I have bad English skills!
Ven87cg: I tend to do the same thing…go all peculiar around other people. They just stare at me like I have something coming out of my nose. v_v But anyways, thanks a lot and its nice to know that I have such faithful reviewers!
Sayianprincess: Yes, everyone who reviews will get mentioned. I try to make everyone feel appreciated.
Sayian Siblings Goten and Hope: Well, I decided not to make the cut thingy a scar because I guess it would break some people's hearts.
…also to those who will [I hope more people will review.] review later…I would also like to thank you!
Thank you to everyone who reviewed! Not as much as reviews as last chapter, but I'm still very grateful! ^_^
a/n: I may not have an excuse…but I just haven't been inspired lately…-_- I have all the ideas [well kinda] but they just won't go into words. It is a horrible thing. I think I was just worn out from all the thinking I did last chapter.
Warning: May not be very funny, but I tried. Also…mistakes are everywhere! They are invading my story!
Disclaimer: They don't want to be owned by me…*grins* if they were, who knows what would happen to them! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Anyways…I hope you enjoy chapter 5…is it? [Sorry, I'm losing track…O_O]
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previous chapter…
Yahiko shivered at the thought. But he had to hurry so that Sano wouldn't suspect anything. So Saito said a chant that was about 3 minutes long. When he was done, he told Yahiko to leave because he needed his beauty sleep and to not forget to pay him. Yahiko then left wandering the streets again thinking…
'What should I do to Kaoru?'
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What if…
Chapter 5: What if Yahiko turned into a frog?
Yahiko quickly ran to the restaurant as fast as his legs could take him. This time, he really needed to use the bathroom. 'Great…just great. NOW I have to use the bathroom. *sigh* great timing.'
Sano was asleep, but what he was asleep on felt very uncomfortable…cold…and extremely hard. But he just ignored the feeling and continued his slumber. After all, it is 11:20 at night.
Yahiko anticipated that he would get to the bathroom in no time. As soon as he got in front of the restaurant, he spotted Sano lying on the ground sleeping. Trying not to wake him, he tip-toed as quietly as he could towards the eating place. Even if he tried holding it back, he couldn't hold it any longer so instead, he ran as silently as could as if his life depended on it. The air blowing by him slowed down his need to use the bathroom. But as soon as he got there, he quickly put toilet covers on top of the seat, etc. [you people know the rest…*grin*]
Sano finally woke up getting tired of hearing voices around him. "Geez…can you people get any louder?! Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep here?!" Sano just glared at the people as they stopped, stared, and giggled. Sano just blew it off as if he couldn't care in the world. When he lied back down, he suddenly remembered about the kid. 'Shit. He better not be in any type of trouble…oh wait…nature calls.'
Sano made his way inside and was greeted by angry women screaming at him to get out. Not really knowing what was going on, he just casually walked towards the bathroom ignoring all the mean and rude comments. He was now almost in front of the bathroom door when he heard, "PUSH! PUSH! COME ON…*gasp*…there yah go…darn it." And about 5 minutes later, the person finally flushed the toilet. After finishing and cleaning up, Yahiko came out of the bathroom only to see Sano laughing his rooster-head off. Yahiko turned red and started chewing on Sano's head. The chewing stopped when Sano pulled him off saying, "Hope you didn't clog it because imma use it, too" And left with a grin on his face.
Back at the dojo…
"*sigh* Why must it always end like this?" Kenshin was carrying Kaoru to her room for the second time in a week. "I should restrict her from drinking sake from now on, that I should."
Kaoru fidgeted in Kenshin's arms probably, from Kenshin's perspective, having a dream. It didn't take long to get to her room. Kenshin gently laid her in her futon and tucked her in. When he thought that everything was fine, he stood up, stared at her for a minute, and reflected on her beauty. 'Her face is so smooth and…' But his thoughts were cut short when Kaoru reached out and grabbed one of Kenshin's legs. "Orooooo…" Kenshin tried as hard as he could to fall with a soft 'thud' as to not wake Kaoru up. He just laid there swirly-eyed. Not much time past when Kenshin thought once again, '*sigh* I might as well make the best of it, that I should.' When he tried to get in a more content position, he felt her hand, and confirmed that she had yet another fever. In an instant, he left in search of a towel. He lightly sprinkled it with some warm water. He went back to Kaoru's room and gently placed it on her forehead. He decided to watch over her just to make sure if she needed anything. So he laid next to her, not in her futon, but he lay next to her and dozed off.
It was now about 11:47 when Sano and Yahiko got back to the dojo. They wanted to surprise Kenshin and Kaoru that they were back to terrorize their lives once again. Yahiko went to Kenshin's room while Sano went to visit Kaoru. When Sano opened the door, he grinned at the site. Yahiko came running back to tell Sano that Kenshin's wasn't in his room. When he caught hold of the image in front of him he covered his eyes and screamed, "Her ugliness is blinding me…! But wait, WHAT DID SHE DO TO KENSHIN?!" Sano grabbed the boy and closed his mouth with his hand. "Shut up, brat. You might wake them up," Sano whispered. At the word 'brat,' Yahiko bit his hand making Sano release him. "I'm tired. Ja ne," and Yahiko walked off, yawning, towards his room. But unbeknownst to everyone, Kenshin was awake, listening to Sano and Yahiko's bickering. He couldn't help but imagine the look on their faces when they realized that he was in Kaoru's room.
The time: 11:50. Sano left the dojo and was on his way to the clinic. He decided that he would sleep on one of the empty beds for tonight. As he strode along in the cold, but relaxing night, he thought, 'Guess we have to surprise little missy and her loveable swordsman tomorrow.' When he arrived, Megumi gladly let him in and showed him to his futon.
Yahiko lied down and sinisterly thought, 'Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh…I wonder when Saito's spell will start taking affect? OH! I have the best revenge plan in store for poor ol' busu…' Those were his last thoughts before sleep overtook him.
Just as if Yahiko's question was answered, a while light engulfed Kenshin and Sanosuke at exactly 12:00 midnight. Kaoru didn't wake up because she felt so sick that she couldn't get herself to open at least one eyelid to see what was going on. Instead, she just turned her body to face the opposite direction.
Kenshin and Sano weren't able to awaken. It felt as if they were paralyzed. Even thought the process took long, the light didn't start fading around Kenshin and Sano until 12:01.
It was another beautiful day in Tokyo. The birds were singing, the trees were blowing at a rhythmic tune, and the air was as refreshing as ever. Everything was to start out normal, but as you know, nothing in this fanfic is normal. So, here's how it started…
Kaoru woke up feeling refreshed and not so sick as yesterday. As she sat up and stretched in her futon, she looked to her left and saw Kenshin! She started to panic thinking of *what* she did with Kenshin. 'No…' she laughed nervously, 'my imagination is just too big for my liking.' With that confirmed, she started focusing on his face, like what he did with her's. She noticed that he seemed to look a tad bit different. As she went to touch his face, his eyes opened. Kaoru tensed and stuttered, "Ummm…haha…t-there was something on y-your face. Well I guess I better go. Heh heh heh…" Before she could leave he grabbed her wrist and pulled her down so that she sat on her futon again. He had a curious look on his face. The curiosity spread and Kaoru asked, "Kenshin, are you feeling alright? I couldn't help but notice that you've…changed. And you look a lot like Sanosuke." Kaoru was right. Kenshin still kind of looked like Kenshin, but just make his eyebrows a bit thicker, his hair color a bit brownish-reddish, his eyes a little on the brown side, and his hair a tiny bit shorter and you have Sanoshin [get it…Sanosuke and Kenshin put together?]. "Are you sick or something? Never mind that. I'll just get Megumi," at that said, she left for the clinic.
At the clinic…
Megumi was examining Sanosuke because a similar situation happened in the clinic. Megumi was suspicious because she found Sanosuke awake at 4:00 in the morning! As you and I know, Sanosuke is not that type of person [not that I know of…{hah, what a funny thought…Sano being organized and polite and everything Kenshin is.}]. Shocked, Megumi walked up to him, put a hand over his forehead, and asked the same question Kaoru asked, "Sanosuke, are you feeling alright?" After confirming that nothing was wrong with Sanosuke, Kaoru burst into the clinic. She greeted Dr. Gensai and went straight to Megumi. "Megumi, do you think if it's ok if you examine Kenshin. He seems to be different today," Kaoru pleaded. Megumi, after hearing this, put on a grin and said, "Sure…anything for Kenshin." Fox ears appeared on the top of her head while she laughed her usual laugh.
Kenshin and Sanosuke, being as slow as they sometimes are, were wondering why they were sleeping in either Kaoru's room or in the clinic. Since they didn't have mirrors at the time, they really couldn't see what was so unusual about them today. But, as they plainly looked at themselves, Kenshin noticed that he was wearing a white outfit, and Sanosuke notice observed that he was wearing a magenta gi. Not knowing what else to do…they both screamed as they realized their conditions.
Yahiko instinctively ran to the source of the scream. 'It sounded like Kenshin's voice…only, a tad unusual.' He hastily opened Kaoru's door, only to find a weird looking Kenshin looking panicky and staring at his hands. It finally dawned on Yahiko that the spell had taken affect! 'MWAHAHAHAHA! This is great!' Yahiko had the superman pose: hand pulled into a fist, that were put on his waist, his head held up high, his legs spread apart a little, and a HUGE grin plastered on his face.
"Ummm…" 'I have to choose my words carfully,' "Hey Kenshin…I'm going to the Akabeko to help out Tae and Tsubame for a while. When ugly gets back, just tell her!" Yahiko was already out the gate of the dojo and headed towards the Akabeko to celebrate the completion of his revenge.
Yahiko got there in no time and quickly looked for Tsubame. Tsubame was serving other customers when she spotted Yahiko. "Ummm…hello Yahiko," Tsubame said in her usual shy voice. Yahiko was walking towards Tsubame when…"Hey Tsubame. I was just wondering i-…" he tripped on a overly large cat lying of the floor and…landed in a kiss with TSUBAME! They both blushed HEAVILY and stared at each other with their lips still locked together. For some magical reason, Yahiko turned into a frog! He looked like a regular frog: green, with some darker green spots on its back, and all the characteristics of a normal frog. Except, the frog Yahiko turned into had spiky hair too at the top of its head. Now, all Yahiko was able to do was ribbit…ribbit…and ribbit some more. Tsubame started to panic, not knowing what do to.
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GOMEN NE!! I AM SO SORRY!! One, for not updating sooner and making this chapter really crappy…[I wasn't inspired lately O_Q] and two, I DIDN'T MENTION WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO KAORU!! I feel absolutely terrible!! I already know what's going to happen to her, but I just couldn't fit it in this chapter!! FORGIVE ME!!
Comments? I take flames, but only if they are said nicely. ^_^
*sigh* I'm not feeling too great about this chapter…though I hope everyone like it!!
Well anyways, thanks for reading chapter 5. Now you can go ahead and press the button that says 'Go.' ^^
*Don't forget…if you want to help me and are committed to write a new fanfic with me…just send me an e-mail, or IM me at LiLKawAiiShOUjo. Arigatou once again!!
[ -miko demon hunter- ] aka [ -kamiya riyuka- ]
