EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: Hmmm…just to let you know…I won't be releasing my new story until I actually finish the WHOLE thing. It's because I don't want you guys to wait, and I don't want to keep thinking on what to write next. So if you have a great idea you want to share with me…just e-mail it…you know where…and I'll try to fit it in the story. Any idea will do. Just to get the juices flowing in your brains, the stories going to be about Kaoru's past, but in her POW. It's going to be an A/U. I'll be updating it every so often, about a couple days apart.
Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How you that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.
I've changes this fic to an A/U because all this future stuff is in the past.
*Important: R/R! This will be the last chapter since I can't come up with any more ideas. X_X This story is going down the pit of damnination [aka hell]. But be sure to read my other fic that will be coming out probably…next month. *avoids being hit by vegetables* Yes, I know. Next month. Long time eh? Well, I hope you won't be disappointed.
*Even more important: Thanks a Honey BUNCHes of Oats to…
Mary: Thanks for reviewing my story! I know it's not the best…but I tried. Was the previous chapter that funny? Well I'm glad you thought it was! Yahiko turned into a frog because Tsubame IS that gross. Hard to believe huh? Tsubame is actually the witch from the Seven Dwarves disguised. ^_^ She's not going to be his princess, but guess who is? HAHA…it'll all be revealed to you at the end. X_X This story might turn sad, but who knows, it could be happy!
Polka Dot: Yahiko turned into a frog because of Tsubame's kiss. It could also be because of my twisted imagination. You pick.
MorganII: What a good idea. Kaoru SHOULD kiss Yahiko to get him back to normal! That would be funny…hmmm…
incomplete13: Yes I know. This story is too weird. I don't think there will be any more NORMAL chapters. It depends since this is the last chapter. But I don't think this chapter will be any normal-er [if that is a word] that the other chapters.
Kitsune Magic: It's a horrible thing isn't it? Not being able to what you're thinking into words. *sigh* It's a curse.
Mistress of time: Thanks for putting up with me not updating SOONER! Doesn't it make you crazy of not knowing what happens next? Well you'll have to read this chapter to see if Sano and Kenshin go back to their rightful bodies. ^^
Ven87cg: Ok, I didn't like the whole Yahiko turn into frog thing either, but I'm just going to leave it there. Too lazy to change it. Sorry about that! @_@ Well, if you're interested in Kenshin/Kaoru fics, YOU'RE HIRED! Lol. If you like those kind of stories, [more details up ^ there] then just tell me you're ideas and I'll give you LOTS and LOTS of credit. ^_^
ernia: I will do one more of those since this will be the last chapter. So for yours and everyone's sake, [not the rice wine ^_^] I'll do it one last time. But this one will be different. It will kinda be part of the story, but it'll be funny.
…also to those who will [I hope more people will review.] review later…I would also like to thank you since I won't be doing any more chapters!
Thank you everyone for reviewing and putting up with me not reviewing earlier. I'm so sorry! I just didn't have enough time. But now I'm on vacation and so from now on, I'll be working on my new fanfic. So thank you again for all your support! I REALLY appreciate it!!
Warning: May not be very funny, but I tried. Also…mistakes are everywhere! They are invading my story!
Disclaimer: Don't sue please. After this, no more torture from me. [Kenshin-gumi - *sigh*]
Anyways…I hope you enjoy the last and final chapter of What If?
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previous chapter…
Except, the frog Yahiko turned into had spiky hair too at the top of its head. Now, all Yahiko was able to do was ribbit…ribbit…and ribbit some more. Tsubame started to panic, not knowing what do to.
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What if…
Chapter 6: What if Yahiko was my husband?
Everyone gave up on trying to figure out why Sano and Kenshin were acting peculiar lately [Yes…they are gullible and don't take this seriously…stupid.] So they just headed back to the dojo skipping and prancing hand in hand singing to the 'I Love You' song [Yah…it's the Barney song.]
Tsubame decided that Yahiko looked better as a frog [that took a lot of will power since he turns into a total hottie when he gets older *blushes*]. So she picked him up and threw him in a cage. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You are…MINE! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Yahiko shivered after hearing Megumi's signature laugh take affect on Tsubame. "*Sniff* *sniff* My Tsubame has turned…evil. Hah, oh well. I just have to focus on getting out of this…place." Yahiko started to feel all tingly inside. When he looked at himself to see what was happening to him, he saw that his webbed feet were exchanged with human ones. He started rejoicing, but the commotion going on in the cage caused it to tumble from left to right or right to left. '*Whew* It's a good thing that the Akabeko's busy today or I would have been as good as dead if I was caught,' Yahiko thought since he couldn't use real words. So he started rolling around to who knows where with people staring at him [Yes…he was able to leave…and yah…parts of him are still frog.]. He rolled his way to the dojo [I don't know how.] and was shocked at what he saw. The Kenshin-gumi? Dancing and singing? To a Barney song?! 'Yup,' Yahiko concluded. 'I'm either hallucinating or I'm just going crazy from everything that has happened lately.' No one paid attention to the frog in the cage because they were all drunk and were watching Kaoru beat the crap out of Sano [Kenshin] because…
*flashback*
"Kaoru?" Sano knelt down on one knee. "Will you…*ahem* marry me?" Kaoru blushed a deep crimson color. "That would be nice…since Mr. Red Head over there is too shy to ask me. And anyways, he wouldn't want to marry me. *Silence* "BUT STOP PLAYING AROUND YOU BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA!!" And Kaoru continued to hit Sano with her magical bokken that appears whenever she needs it. Only Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko knew that they switched bodies. "Don't play jokes!!" Kaoru yelled. Yahiko laughed and laughed and Kenshin [Sano] did the same. "But…I really want to marry you!" Sano [Kenshin] said in between hits from Kaoru. "Grrr…" Kaoru increased her speed on pounding Sano.
*end of flashback*
Kaoru continued beating Sano while Yahiko magically changes back into a human again. Kaoru stopped attempting to kill Sano and was the first one to approach the cage. She said, "Hey Yahi-…Yahi-…uh…what was your name again?" Everyone = ^_^6 "Grrr…it's Yahiko you ugly hag…and if you don't mind, would you get me out of here!" Yahiko was getting impatient because the cage was too small for him to be comfortable. Instead of doing his request, they just stared blankly at him.
After a few minute, Megumi said, "You should be on Ripley's Believe it or Not for the kid who fit in a tiny, tiny," she started measuring how small the cage might be with her index fingers until they were so close together that she looked cross-eyed and fell over from being dizzy. But she continued saying 'tiny, tiny, tiny, etc.' Yahiko got soo mad that he broke the cage and yelled at them, "I'M NOT A KID!!" He took in deep breathes to calm himself down. All went quiet until…
"Yah you are…" Yahiko quickly turned red and looked to him left and saw that it was Kenshin [Sano] who said it. His whole image of Kenshin crumbled and Yahiko turned to the 'dark side.' [^_^ couldn't help it…I just watched a Star Wars movie.]
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"Am not!"
"Am too!" Kenshin started to skip around the dojo saying 'nah na-nah nah nah NAH!' with Yahiko right behind him.
*Silence*
"ARGH!! Oh shut up!" Yahiko screamed. Kenshin stopped and turned around.
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
*Silence*
"No, you shut up!!"
"No, you shut up!!"
"No, you shut up!!"
"No, you shut up!!"
*Silence*
"No!!" Yahiko screeched.
"Yes!!" Kenshin shrieked back.
"No!!" Yahiko cocked his head forward.
"Yes!!" Kenshin did the same, making Yahiko pull his head back.
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
THE END!!
Kenshin and Yahiko: Awww…!!
*Glare at each other*
"Stop copying me!!" Yahiko yelled.
"You!!"
"You!!"
"You!!"
"You!!"
"You!!"
"You!!"
MDH: I said…THE END!!
Kenshin and Yahiko: *Silence*
MDH: *Grin* That's better. Now…get me ice cream!!
Kenshin and Yahiko: Yes Ma'am!!
*Look at each other angrily*
MDH: DON'T START!! *clears throat* Ok, now off you go. ^_^
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There was the funny part ernia! ^_^ Hope everyone liked it because I sure thought it was funny. I know it was short, but yah…
Ok, Sano and Kenshin were never able to switch back because they didn't know how [they tried running into each other but that didn't work…V_V] so they just gave up and never got married since Kenshin didn't want to marry Megumi and Sano didn't want to marry Kaoru. So everyone died…single. O_Q Well, maybe except Yahiko because he's going to marry me when he's older!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! I'm so evil. -_-
[That's where I got the title for this chapter. X_X]
This story kinda turned out sad. But that's ok because I like angst. A LOT. ^^
Well I hope you like this chapter!! This is probably the best out of all of them. Pfft…maybe there were no good chapters.
Well anyways, thanks for reading chapter 6. Now you can go ahead and press the button that says 'Go.' ^^
Comments? I take flames, but only it they are said nicely. ^_^
*Don't forget…if you want to help me and are committed to write a new fanfic with me…just send me an e-mail, or IM me at LiLKawAiiShOUjo. Arigatou once again!!
*Wind blows* R/R…
[ -miko demon hunter- ] aka [ -kamiya riyuka- ]
Thanks for reading What If?
