A/N from Wild: *bounces off the walls* WOOOOOO! SUGAR HIGH!!!!!*flies into the wall* I'm OK.

A/N from Moose: Thanx for all ya's who reviewed. Since so many of you loved our story, Wild and I decided to add more. Enjoy!

::In Morphius' super awesome house. Neo is strapped to that chair thingy::

Morphius: Blah blah blah blah blah.

::Neo is obviously ignoring Morphius since he is examining a strange pink fluffy wall to his left. He reaches his hand out to touch it::

Neo: Cool! Cotton candy!

::Yes, Neo was touching a wall made of cotton candy. But soon he learns the lesson that all little children learn: look with your eyes, not hands. For the cotton candy soon consumes him and turns him into a pink puff::

Neo: ::screaming in agony::

::Neo wakes up and finds that he cannot breathe. He looks around him and sees that he is in some dark pod. He pokes his head out of the pod to discover that he had just emerged from a giant cabbage::

Neo: Holy naked cats! I'm NAKED!

::A giant cabbage patch doll comes over and picks him up out of the cabbage. It carries him over to a pile of other cabbage patch dolls and dumps him there to face certain doom and destruction. Just when Neo was about to give up hope, a giant parade balloon shaped like King Kong picks him up. Neo blacks out::

Neo: Where am I?

Morphius: Don't touch me! You.smell like cabbage. Anyway, you are aboard my ship, the Nebbacunezzer. (A/N from Wild: I kan't speel) I built it myself.

Neo: Ship? This thing is a giant fork.or maybe a spoon? What is this thing anyway?

Morphius: This is a spork ship. It was the only thing we could find at the time, so we had to make do. Anyways, welcome to the real world.

::Morphius takes Neo on a tour in a little golf cart::

Morphius: Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at ALL times. Enjoy the ride! To your left are Trinity, Switch, and Apoch, whom you have already met. Coming up on your right are Mouse and Cypher. And straight ahead are Dozer and Tank, our pilots. ::Jumps out of golf cart:: OK enough of that, let's do something fun!

Neo: Uh oh.

Morphius: Dozer, load the training simulation crap!

::Neo and Morphius are strapped into the chairs and are magically in the Matrix::

Morphius: We are now in the Matrix. But you ask yourself, "What the hell is the Matrix?" Well, when the machines took over the planet, they needed a power supply. They hooked us humans up to the Matrix to keeps our minds busy while they harvest our body heat to make energy, turning us into this:

::Morphius pulls a banana out of his pocket::

Neo: A banana?

Morphius: No.::puts the banana away and pulls out a battery::

Neo: Oh, a battery! I was confused there for a minute because you were saying that we were bananas.

Morphius: YOU'RE STUPID! ::smacks Neo upside the head:: Well anyways, Neo, I need to tell you something very important. You are the one.

::"I'm #1" by Nelly plays::

Neo: Dude, who keeps playing that annoying song?

Morphius: I dunno, but it's creepy. Anyways, at the moment you are a little fruit cup and you need training, very badly. ::snaps fingers and they are transported to Martha Stewart's kitchen:: This is a training program.

Neo: Ookay.

::Suddenly, Martha Stewart leaps out of the refrigerator, screaming like a maniac, with a giant butcher knife. She attacks Neo. Morphius, seeing that Neo is struggling to keep Martha away, tranquilizes her. As Martha falls on the floor, unconscious, Neo gets up and dusts himself off::

Morphius: Ok, let's move on. ::Neo and Morphius wake up in the real world:: Dozer, do your stuff.

::Neo goes back into the Matrix and Dozer brings out a giant pile of disks::

Dozer: OK, we've got everything from the Joy of Cooking to the Iron Chef cookbook.

Morphius: Good.

::Dozer loads all the CDs and Neo learns how to cook in an incredibly short amount of time::

Neo: Whoa, I know how to cook!

Morphius: Show me.

::Neo and Morphius are back in Martha Stewart's kitchen. Both are wearing aprons and chef's hats::

Morphius: Let's have a cook-off to see what you've learned.

::At that, a bell dings and they both rush to gather the main ingredient, chicken. Hm..it looks as if Neo is starting to prepare some sort of soup dish. Morphius on the other hand, is chopping away at the poultry. Suddenly, Neo throws some chicken innards at Morphius, just barely missing him::

Morphius: Come on, hit me! ::Neo keeps trying, but misses horribly::

::Time passes by and suddenly their hour is up. Now is the moment of truth. Who will win; Challenger, Neosan Anderson, or Iron Chef, Morphius Morphius::

Judge Mymoto Cyco: (Tasting Morphius' dish) Mmm..I like this dish very much. It reminds me of my childhood..just like grandma used to make.

Judge Wami Dum: (Tasting Neo's dish) Hm..A little bit too much wasabi.

::After the tasting, the host appears::

Announcer dude: After watching another battle between iron chef and challenger, whose steam reins supreme? ::A second passes by in anticipation:: .IRON CHEF MORPHIUS MORPHIUS! ::Crowd claps and Morphius shakes hands with Neo who looks disappointed::

::Fast forward to when Morphius and Neo get transported on top of a very tall building::

Neo: Now where are we?

Morphius: This is another one of those training programs. ::Just then, Morphius runs super fast and jumps really far to the next building::

Morphius: The matrix is in our minds, Neo. You can overcome obstacles if you believe you can. (Sounds really corny but u can bite me) Just let go of your mind.

Neo: All I have to do is let go of my mind. ::Breaths deeply:: Okay...I can do this.

::Neo runs very fast and jumps. ::Bad move obviously...since he plummets into the ground..made of jello. He bounce up and down a few times until Morphius appears::

Morphius: Why didn't you make it across, Neo?

Neo: Because your stupid and all of this is crazy.