The Disagreement
The superstars had some work to do. Bodybuilding, match planning… anything wrestling related. They were forced to leave their younger siblings alone in the hotel.
"Yo, I'll be back in a couple a hours. You gonna be aight alone?" John asked Brad.
"Man, I dunno… dese chicks is wild man. I dunno if I could handle it, son." Brad admitted.
"Br –"
"B-Rad."
"B-Rad… think about it, dawg, you got eight chicks all up unda you. I would be mad happy, son… and dey kinda cute, too." John said.
"But they mad weird." Brad said in an insecure tone.
"Nah… jus dat hyper chick… and Tracy's kinda dumb. Oh and the girl wit da pink hair… Lisa… her powers scare me. Bree's mad diesel, yo. Renee's too damn short. And that Pebbles chick got an attitude problem… And them twins are mad uptight. But otha than dem the rest of dem is aight." John said.
"Yo, John, you named all a dem, foo!" Brad said.
"Oh… my bad." John said, feeling stupid.
"Man, forget it. I'll be okay, jus go… do ya little wrestling things, I can handle it." Brad said.
"Aight lil' man." John said giving his brother a pound. John turned and left.
Brad decided to go watch some TV in his brother's hotel room. He threw himself on the couch. Someone jumped from the ceiling.
"Hey! Who's dat jumpin' out da sky?" He asked nervously.
"R-E-Y Mysterio…'s little sister." Renee said, standing upright from her crouching position.
"What you doin' in here?" Brad asked.
"I just wanted to see you." Renee said, shyly.
Just then, the window flew open, and in crawled Lisa.
"Yo!" Brad said, "dis room is eight feet up, how you get in here?" He asked.
"I'm the Thunderstorm. I make the impossible, possible." She said, doing her brother's pose.
"Get out of here, Lisa, can't you see I'm with Brad?" Renee asked, annoyed.
"You're kicking me out? WHUTSGOODWITDAT?" Lisa asked, pouting.
Jenn barged in the room. "Hi Brad I'm Jenn! I'm here to tell you that you're really, really cute and I was wondering if you want to go out with me? Her hair is pink! Your clothes are baggy! The window's open! Gotta run!" Jenn said, although she stood right were she was. She grinned.
"Uh…" Brad mumbled.
"Do you have A.D.D.?" Renee asked Jenn.
"How can someone have add?" Tracy asked, coming in. "You can't have add… you can do it but you can't have it." She said.
"Not add! A.D.D." Renee said.
"I know… you can't have add."
"Leave her alone, she's a hopeless case." Pebbles said, walking in. "Well hello there, Bradley." Pebbles said, putting her arm on Brad's arm.
"What up?" Brad asked.
"My fist." They all heard a voice say. It was Bree's. She was standing in the doorway looking pissed.
"Didn't I tell you prissies to stay away from him last night?" She asked, pounding her hand. The other girls stayed quiet. "Someone answer me!" She demanded.
"Um… yes, but –" Pebbles began. Bree cut her off. "But nothing. I want to know why you're all are here." She said, breathing heavily.
"Well I'm here because I want to talk to Brad, I don't know why they're here! I don't remember you telling me to stay away from him last night and I remember a lot of things. Like this one time, back in North Carolina, Matt and Je –"
"Shut up." Bree said, cutting Jenn off.
"Wait… how can shut go up?" Tracy asked.
"She didn't mean that." Lisa said.
"Well then why did she say it?" Tracy asked.
"Because she meant it." Pebbles said.
"But Lisa said she didn't mean it!" Tracy whined, "you guys need to be more pacific." She said.
"You mean specific." Renee corrected her.
"I guess." Tracy said, shrugging.
"Just stay away from Brad." Bree said, frustrated already.
"Where is Brad?" Lisa asked.
The girls all glanced around the room. Brad was nowhere to be found.
"You scared my man away!" Renee said.
"Your man? Please! He's so mine." Pebbles said.
"This, girls… is war." Bree said, pounding her hand for the umpteenth time.
"Uh-uh-uh, no, no, no." Lisa said, shaking her head and finger. "I'm a good citizen, I do not like war. I try to prevent it." She said, standing in a super hero position – her legs spread wide apart, and her hands on her waist. The girls stared at her. "Well… I guess I can make this one exception." She said, standing regularly again. "But it's not war! It's a disagreement!" Lisa added.
"Fine." "Okay." "Whatever." The girls agreed.
"So we all agree to disagree?" Renee asked.
"Yeah." Pebbles mumbled.
"Sure." Lisa said.
"Huh?" Tracy asked.
"I agree to disagree because everyone else agreed to agree to disagree and if I were to disagree to agree to disagree then I wouldn't be part of the disagreement, so… I agree to disagree." Jenn said.
"Huh?" Stacy said again.
The girls ignored her and wandered off.
