Pointless Random Funny Stuff
By: Blackstar
Disclaimer don't sue me I'm broke. And I don't own Evangelion. And all characters mentioned in this story or any franchises are property to their rightful owner and I am not making any money off the said trademarks and I hope that people who read this go and give these people money so they won't bother me. =) BTW this isn't made to have lots of detail or make too much sense so don't tell me that it is horribly written it was made that way intentionally. And everyone is basically OOC. Heh heh heh. ===============================================================
As we last left off Shinji had stopped the vengeful Pop 'N' Fresh by eating him, after he killed Kaji and Rei. Also Pen Pen proclaimed himself as god and demanded some quality groveling time. Then they decided to go to the Jerry Springer show and sort out their myriad of problems. "Welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today we are talking to a group of co-workers and how messed up they are!" In the background you could hear the chanting of "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" "Now here is Shinji Ikari, the pilot of Evanelion unit one!" "Its pronounced as Evangelion." "Oh whatever. Now it says here that you are the pilot of the eva thingy and your father has abandoned you for a clone of your mother." "Something like that." "God you are messed up." "HEY!" "Okay now here is Rei Ayanami the pilot of Evangelion unit zero!" "Greetings." "It says here that you are a clone of Shinji's mother and have the personality of a tree stump." "Bitch." "Right. Now here is Misato Katsuragi she is the director of operations at Nerv, and she is also a wackjob with father issues, and a know alcoholic." "HEY I'M GOING TO AA MEETINGS YOU ASSHOLE!" "Whatever, now this is Kaji Ryoji, he is Misato's boy toy as she calls him. And he frequently hits on other women!" "Hey you in the back row, yeah the one on the pink shirt. Call me." "Please don't hit on the audience Mr. Ryoji. But the next person is Karou Nagisa he is a flaming homosexual, an angel, and is in love with Shinji." "I'm happy to say that Shinji and I are now lovers Jerry." "NO WE AREN'T I WAS DRUGGED BY YOU!" "What it was just a sedative." "That was more information that I cared to hear at the point of the show. But anyway now lets bring out Gendo Ikari, Shinji's father and head of Nerv. He cloned his dead wife Yui, and the finished product is Rei over there." "This was not part of the schedule." "And I hadn't thought I would be doing this when I was a kid. Shit happens get over it. But anyway now here is Asuka Langley Soryu the only person in the series who got a middle name." "It good to be on television Jerry. Now the world can observe my greatness." "Whatever. Now here is the most mentally stable person in the studio, Pen Pen!" "Squawk." "Very well put Pen Pen, but now its time for some commercials that help constitute my salary."
=============================================================== Chapter 2 is fin. It is short but I didn't feel like writing too much right now.
Disclaimer don't sue me I'm broke. And I don't own Evangelion. And all characters mentioned in this story or any franchises are property to their rightful owner and I am not making any money off the said trademarks and I hope that people who read this go and give these people money so they won't bother me. =) BTW this isn't made to have lots of detail or make too much sense so don't tell me that it is horribly written it was made that way intentionally. And everyone is basically OOC. Heh heh heh. ===============================================================
As we last left off Shinji had stopped the vengeful Pop 'N' Fresh by eating him, after he killed Kaji and Rei. Also Pen Pen proclaimed himself as god and demanded some quality groveling time. Then they decided to go to the Jerry Springer show and sort out their myriad of problems. "Welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today we are talking to a group of co-workers and how messed up they are!" In the background you could hear the chanting of "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" "Now here is Shinji Ikari, the pilot of Evanelion unit one!" "Its pronounced as Evangelion." "Oh whatever. Now it says here that you are the pilot of the eva thingy and your father has abandoned you for a clone of your mother." "Something like that." "God you are messed up." "HEY!" "Okay now here is Rei Ayanami the pilot of Evangelion unit zero!" "Greetings." "It says here that you are a clone of Shinji's mother and have the personality of a tree stump." "Bitch." "Right. Now here is Misato Katsuragi she is the director of operations at Nerv, and she is also a wackjob with father issues, and a know alcoholic." "HEY I'M GOING TO AA MEETINGS YOU ASSHOLE!" "Whatever, now this is Kaji Ryoji, he is Misato's boy toy as she calls him. And he frequently hits on other women!" "Hey you in the back row, yeah the one on the pink shirt. Call me." "Please don't hit on the audience Mr. Ryoji. But the next person is Karou Nagisa he is a flaming homosexual, an angel, and is in love with Shinji." "I'm happy to say that Shinji and I are now lovers Jerry." "NO WE AREN'T I WAS DRUGGED BY YOU!" "What it was just a sedative." "That was more information that I cared to hear at the point of the show. But anyway now lets bring out Gendo Ikari, Shinji's father and head of Nerv. He cloned his dead wife Yui, and the finished product is Rei over there." "This was not part of the schedule." "And I hadn't thought I would be doing this when I was a kid. Shit happens get over it. But anyway now here is Asuka Langley Soryu the only person in the series who got a middle name." "It good to be on television Jerry. Now the world can observe my greatness." "Whatever. Now here is the most mentally stable person in the studio, Pen Pen!" "Squawk." "Very well put Pen Pen, but now its time for some commercials that help constitute my salary."
=============================================================== Chapter 2 is fin. It is short but I didn't feel like writing too much right now.
