Pointless Random Funny Stuff By: Blackstar

Disclaimer don't sue me I'm broke. And I don't own Evangelion. And all characters mentioned in this story or any franchises are property to their rightful owner and I am not making any money off the said trademarks and I hope that people who read this go and give these people money so they won't bother me. =) BTW this isn't made to have lots of detail or make too much sense so don't tell me that it is horribly written it was made that way intentionally. And everyone is basically OOC. Heh heh heh. ==========================================================

"Okay welcome back to the Jerry Springer Show!"
"JERRY JERRY JERRY!'
"Today's show is all about messed up co-workers and their problems! We introduced everyone before the break which seemed unusually long...Anyway first we're going to talk to Pen Pen! Now Pen Pen what is your problem?"
"Squawk, squawk, squawk"
Pen Pen to English translator: Well Jerry, I'm God and I'm not getting the attention and groveling that I need.
"I see. Now how are you sure that you are actually God?"
"Look at me! I'm a freakin' Penguin! If that doesn't convince you listen to this! I drink beer and live in a 'fridge. Plus I have this kick ass pimp outfit and the bitches are all uponz."
"So your divine power comes from the fact that you drink beer, live in a refrigerator, you're a snappy dresser, and the ladies love you?"
"Yep."
"Well I'm sold."
"Bitch best respect. Now everyone in the audience better start screamin my name before I get all Godly on yo ass biatch!"
And it was so.
"Okay Pen Pen, now when is your worship service?"
"Three in the afternoon, when I wake up, and at my refrigerator. I better see some damn human sacrifices dammit!"
"I'll be there. Besides, I never liked my kids. Now we're moving on to Rei Ayan-oh fuck it. Now you're a clone of Shinji's mother."
"More or less."
"And you have no soul?"
"Indeed."
"So you're not very interesting to talk to?"
"I suppose."
"That's why you're answering in three words or less?"
"Indeed."
"Okay well we have a way to make you interesting! Bring out Dr. Shoals!"
"Hi everyone."
"Dr. Shoals here is a plastic surgeon. What is going to happen is that you two are going into the backroom where we have set up an operating room. He is going to give you large breast implants to the point where none of the guys, and some girls, won't care that you're dull as hell!"
"Okay let's go Rei!"
"I object."
"Sorry you don't have a choice. And with that let's cut to a commercial!"
"PEN PEN! PEN PEN! PEN PEN!"
"That's right bitch! WHATS MY NAME!?"