Shy Girl
Brad was in his brother's hotel room, watching TV. John stormed in.
"Yo, dawg, you hafta be Brad again, son. These girls is wilin' out yo! They keep askin' me where you is and I ain't gonna shout out ya government like dat, ya heard?" John said.
"I would be myself again, but dem chicks is crazy, son! Dey be all up on me like… white on rice. Dey fight over me and everything. It's mad scary, son." Brad said, shivering.
"Nah, man, don't be scurred! You ain't gonna look like a pussy. I want you to get dressed, like Brad, and go out there." John scolded, shutting the TV off.
Brad reluctantly got up.
He got changed and walked into the hallway. No one was out there. He breathed a sigh of relief.
Renee jumped down from the ceiling.
Brad jumped and his light brown eyes widened.
She grinned.
"Yo… is you a spida or somethin'? You and ya brotha…y'all be jumpin' outta places… it's mad freaky." Brad said, feeling his rapid heartbeat.
"We're mysterious."
"You serious?"
"It's delirious."
"I'm curious."
"What do you want to know?"
"How y'all be poppin' outta places and shit." Brad said.
"That's confidential." Renee said. "Ooh look!" She said, pointing behind Brad.
"What?" Brad asked, turning around. He didn't see anything. When he turned back she was gone. He shook his head and walked down the hall. "Stop right there citizen!" he heard a female voice shout. He didn't doubt it was Lisa. She was the only person besides Shane that used the word 'citizen'. Brad turned around.
"Why were you talking to monkey girl?" She asked.
"Hey!" Renee shouted, jumping down from the ceiling once again.
"Yo, how you do that?!" Brad cried.
"I told you, it's – "
"Not important." Lisa said, cutting her off.
Renee growled.
"Did you just growl at me?" Lisa asked, amused.
"Yes."
"WUHTSGOODWITDAT?!" Lisa cried.
"You and your brother, man." Renee mumbled under her breath.
"Anyway, Brad, I was wondering if –" Lisa began. She was cut off by a loud crash. Everyone looked toward the sound. They saw Bree breaking her way through a door.
"Holy…" Renee whispered, staring at the debris.
Bree charged toward them.
"I thought I told you not to talk to him." She shouted.
"I – I don't know what you're talking about." Lisa said nervously. She ran away. Bree glared at Renee. Renee pointed to something behind Bree. Bree turned around. She didn't see anything. When she turned back, Renee was gone. Bree rolled her eyes.
"So, Brad." Bree said in a gentle tone. She smiled at Brad. Brad thought she actually looked kind of pretty when she smiled. He relaxed a little. Usually the sight of Bree made him nervous and he tensed up. He felt fine now.
"Sup?" He asked.
"Nothing much." Bree said, looking down at the floor. It surprised Brad that Bree Lesnar was actually shy.
"Yo, can I ask you somethin'?" Brad asked.
"Yeah." Bree said, looking up and biting her lower lip.
"How come you be actin' so mean?" Brad asked.
"I don't know…" She said. "I guess… because of Brock, maybe."
"Nah, you see, I ain't nothin' like John, yo." Brad said.
"Maybe just a little." Bree said.
"Maybe." Brad agreed.
"Hey, you wanna go catch a movie or something?" Bree asked.
"Aight, dat sounds coo." Brad said.
"Really?" Bree asked happily.
"Yeah, aight."
"Well let's go." Bree said, grabbing Brad's hand. She held it while they walked down the hallway. Brad's eyes widened at the tight grip Bree held on his hand. He didn't say anything about it, though.
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