Girl Talk

Pebbles and Renee were eating junk food in Tracy's room. There was nothing else to do but hang out. Tracy was brushing her silky blonde hair.

"What's the difference between brushing and combing?" Tracy asked.

"One has bristles to smooth hair in place and the other has teeth to de-tangle." Renee explained.

"TEETH!" Tracy screamed, throwing the brush. "It's gonna bite me!" She cried, backing up away from the dresser the brush landed on.

Renee and Pebbles didn't bother saying anything. They knew she wouldn't understand.

Just then Dolly and Polly walked in. Jenn walked up to Dolly.

"Hiya, Polly-O! Do you want some Skittles 'cause I bought a whole bunch – I love Skittles! Almost as much as I love Je – "

"I'm Dolly." Dolly cut her off.

"Why are people always mixing us up? We don't even look that much alike!" Polly said.

The girls stared at the identical twins. They didn't comment. Dolly and Polly looked exactly alike. All the girls just nodded so Polly could shut up. Unfortunately…she didn't.

"I mean it's not even Polly and Dolly! It's always Dolly and Polly. You know, I am the older twin!" Polly said.

"How much older?" Renee asked.

"Three minutes and forty-seven seconds." The twins answered in unison.

"How can you remember that?" Lisa asked.

"Well… three plus four equals seven…so…three minutes and forty-seven seconds." Dolly explained.

"Wow! You know calculus! That's hard!" Tracy cried.

"Riiiight." Pebbles said.

Jenn grinned. "I wish I were a twin! So it could be just like me and –"

"Thank God you weren't a twin." Pebbles snapped before leaving.

"Man, what's her deal?" Renee mumbled.

"What are you guys doing?" They all heard a female voice ask. They looked towards the door and saw Bree's head poking in.

Lisa got a little nervous – she usually did when she saw Bree.

"Eating lots and lotsa junk food and staying in the hotel room because we're not allowed out. Well they aren't, but I am. I won't go out because I have no one to go out with." Jenn said.

"Yeah…she's the good one…the only one that didn't get in trouble." Renee said.

"The heroine!" Tracy said happily.

"Hey!" Lisa shouted. "I'm the superhero…ine."

"Right." Renee mumbled. Lisa heard her.

"No faith in me? WHUSGOODWITDAT?!" Lisa cried.

"Anyway…" Bree said, sitting on the bed next to the girls. She helped herself to some of Jenn's Skittles.

All of the girls were silent as they watched Bree chew her Skittles.

Bree didn't notice they were watching her until she could actually hear her own chewing. She looked up at the seven faces that were staring at her. Dolly and Polly in particular.

"Did you really kiss Brad?" Dolly asked, breaking the silence. She asked the question as if Bree could've gotten a disease from it.

"Um… well…" Bree hesitated. She couldn't help blushing…which surprised the girls.

"Girl talk!" Tracy squealed, running to the door and closing it. It just opened again, with Pebbles in the doorway. She had a bag of cookies in her hand. Tracy ran back to the bed and threw herself on it. She folded her long legs, sitting Indian-style and motioned for Pebbles to come over. Pebbles closed the door behind her and sat on the bed with the other girls. She didn't really know what was going on, but she did just what the others were doing and stared at Bree, too.

"Dolly asked if Bree kissed Brad." Polly informed Pebbles. Pebbles grinned and her eyes widened.

"Well, did you?!" She asked Bree excitedly.

"Yeah." Bree said quietly. The room suddenly filled with squeals, sighs, and giggles.

"YOU KISSED BRAD CENA?!" Lisa asked before falling on the floor and pretending to faint.

Bree nodded, still blushing.

"You're so lucky!" Renee cried.

"Lucky Ducky! That's what you are! I'm not saying that you look like a duck, 'cause you don't, but since ducky rhymes with lucky I had to say it. You're a lucky ducky for getting to kiss Brad Cena because he is really, really, really hot." Jenn said.

"You're the luckiest girl in the world." Pebbles said, sighing dreamily.

"Lucky Ducky!" Jenn cried.

"If I were you, and I were to die right now, I'd die incredibly happy." Renee said.

"The happiest citizen in the world." Lisa said, still on the floor.

"You're so… what's the word?" Tracy asked.

"Lucky Ducky!" Jenn cried.

"No… just lucky. Thanks, Jenn." Tracy said.

"Lucky Ducky!" Jenn cried.

"No, Jenn… just lucky." Tracy said.

"Lucky Ducky!"

"Just lucky."

"Lucky Ducky!"

"Just lucky!"

"Lucky Ducky!"

"JUST LUCKY!" Tracy yelled at the top of her lungs. Jenn stared at her in surprise. Tracy was like the sweetest, kindest, nicest person in the world besides her sister. Jenn couldn't believe Tracy just yelled at her.

"Lucky Ducky." Tracy agreed in a gentler tone.

Jenn smiled. "Lucky Ducky!" She cried.

"Lucky? Please… it's gross." Polly said.

"I do not disagree." Dolly said.

"Gross? Broccoli is gross. Do not put Brad Cena in that same category." Pebbles said.

"Broccoli is not gross! It's delicious and nutritious and it keeps citizens healthy… but I do agree that kissing Brad's beautiful lips is not disgusting… unless he ate like…a taco or something." Lisa said.

"Taco's aren't gross!" Renee shouted, defending her Mexican heritage. "Peas are gross." She added.

"Peas are delicious and nutritious." Lisa said.

"Taco's are greasy and they have like… a lot of calories." Pebbles said, making a face.

"Oh please Miss… ten pounds." Renee said.

"One hundred and ten thank you very much." Pebbles said, standing to stare at her beautiful body in the mirror.

Renee rolled her eyes. "Mira… esa nena tan gorda... di que muchas gracias." she said.

"WHAT?!" Tracy asked.

"Nothing… I didn't say anything." Renee said innocently.

"Yeah, you said something about her in Mexican." Tracy said.

"Mexican is not a language. It's Spanish." Lisa said, laughing.

"Whatever." Tracy said.

Bree, Dolly, Polly, and Jenn laughed, too.

"What did you say about me?" Pebbles asked, turning around.

"I said you have a lovely physique. Now can we get back to Bree and Brad?" Renee asked.

"No, we cannot!" Bree said, grinning.

"Is he your boyfriend?" Tracy asked.

"I'm not sure… I think so." Bree said, still blushing.

"Awww!" Lisa cooed.

Bree smiled.

Just then, a knock came on the door.

"Come in!" Tracy said.

The door opened. It was Molly.

"Dolly…Polly… you better hurry up, it's getting late." She said.

"It's only eleven." Pebbles said.

"Can we please stay?" Dolly asked.

Molly sighed. "Yes but… no later than twelve." She said. The twins nodded.

"Jenn, come on." Jeff said, taking Molly's place in the doorway.

"Why?" Jenn asked.

"It's late and Matt and I are going to sleep." Jeff said.

Jenn yawned. "Fine… goodnight y'all. See you tomorrow. Goodnight, Mrs. Cena." Jenn said, grinning at Bree. The girls giggled.

"Night, y'all." Jeff said.

"They're so southern." Pebbles mumbled after Jenn left.

"And so am I… what's wrong with being southern?" Lisa asked, getting all defensive.

"Nothing." Pebbles said.

"Hey, they're from North Carolina… not South Carolina… they're not southern." Tracy said, rolling her eyes.

The girls ignored her stupidity.

"They're from Cameron and I'm from Raleigh." Lisa informed the girls. "And I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Who the hell cares?" Bree said.

"I know I sure don't." Pebbles said, truthfully.

"It was a question for you not to answer." Bree said to Pebbles.

"Then why would you ask it?" Tracy asked.

"Tracy… you have lost your speaking privileges for the next five minutes." Renee said, annoyed with Tracy's stupidity.

The twins laughed.

"I'm going to bed… I need my beauty sleep." Pebbles said.

"Then you won't be waking up for… about a month?" Renee asked, making the twins laugh again.

"Try a year." Bree added.

"Ha, ha, ha. Very funny." Pebbles said, walking towards the door.

"No one said it was a joke." Lisa said.

The girls laughed. Pebbles rolled her eyes.

"Good night you bums." Pebbles said playfully.

"Night." The girls called.

As soon as Pebbles closed the door, it opened again. Rey was the one who opened it.

"Come on, Renee." He said.

"No, I'm not tired."

"I don't care, I got stuff to do tomorrow." He said.

"I don't care, I don't got stuff to do tomorrow." Renee said.

"Renee, let's go." Rey said ignoring her comment.

"No I wanna stay a little longer."

"Mañana… you can come back tomorrow."

Renee rolled her eyes. "Good night you guys." She said, getting up and glaring at her brother.

"Goodnight Renee." Bree, Lisa, Dolly and Polly said. Tracy didn't say anything since she lost her speaking privileges. She smiled and waved.

"I should go, too." Bree said getting up. "Before Brock thinks I'm off having sex with Brad."

"Have sweet Brad dreams." Lisa said.

Bree smiled and left.

Stacy came in.

"Trace, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. You girls can come back to the room tomorrow." Stacy said, taking off her shoes.

"Okay… we were getting ready to leave anyway." Polly said getting up.

"Goodnight Tracy… goodnight Stacy." Lisa said, following the twins.

"Goodnight Lisa… goodnight Dolly… goodnight Polly." Stacy said.

Tracy waved at her friends.

The girls left the room and Stacy slid into her bed.

"Goodnight Tracy." She said.

Tracy didn't say anything.

"Tracy?"

Tracy still didn't respond.

"Tracy?"

"I've lost my speaking privileges." Tracy whispered.

"Oh! Thank God! I thought you were mute." Stacy said.

"Sorry." Tracy whispered.

"It's okay… I lose my speaking privileges all the time."

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**I know this chapter wasn't as good as the others but… I just wanted to show that Bree's becoming a lot nicer and…err… feminine… towards the girls now that Brad's her 'boyfriend' or whatever. Oh and by the way… When Renee said 'Mira esa nena tan gorda, di que muchas gracias'… TRANSLATION: Look, that girl is fat… saying 'thank you' …. well that's kind of exactly what it means in English. It makes more sense in Spanish. Oh, and when Rey said 'Mañana'… TRANSLATION: Tomorrow.

Oh and by the way… I am not Mexican… =) **